Taco Bell announces latest stunt food: Cap'n Crunch donut holes

Adding yet more evidence to support our theory that fast food companies want you to die with a greasy, sugar-glazed smile on your face, Taco Bell announced today that Cap'n Crunch donut holes, previously available only in one city in California, will be everywhere as of today.

Officially billed Cap'n Crunch Delights, the treats are described as "warm, light pastries, coated with fruity Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries™ cereal and filled with creamy, sweet milk icing. Available in 2-, 4-, and 12-packs."

Taco Bell has previously tried to hasten your demise with the Doritos Locos Taco, Cinnabon Coffee, Strawberry Starburst-flavored slushies, chicken biscuit tacos, chicken-and-waffle tacos, and a breakfast beverage consisting of orange juice mixed with Mountain Dew, thus claiming the title of Restaurant Most Likely to Bring On the Idiocracy.

Enjoy your Fourthmeal of July weekend!

click to enlarge Taco Bell announces latest stunt food: Cap'n Crunch donut holes
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Jessica Bryce Young

Jessica Bryce Young has been working with Orlando Weekly since 2003, serving as copy editor, dining editor and arts editor before becoming editor in chief in 2016.
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