Majesty Building, 123 E. Central Parkway, Altamonte Springs

They call it "The I-4 Eyesore," as if the rest of Orlando is some kind of architectural wonder. As if that building sullied the miles of soul-killing stroads, pastel stucco strip malls and bland vacuous nothing of downtown's unremarkable skyline. Sure, the ol' Eyesore is an easy target, out there by its lonesome in Altamonte Springs, its eyesoriness visible for miles around, perpetually under construction and bankrolled by easily duped christofascists. Fair enough. But to act like it's some kind of anomaly here — where so many developers with more money than taste have all but ruined so much of Central Florida's unique natural beauty with their hideous developments ... it betrays an unearned smugness as obnoxious as those living here who persist in the delusion that a climate of swampass for seven or eight months out of the year is some kind of Pure Unadulterated Utopian Paradise.

1st: The Yard, theyardivanhoe.com

2nd: Village at Baldwin Park, villagebaldwinpark.com

3rd: 55 West, live55westorlando.com

1st: The Alfond Inn, thealfondinn.com

2nd: Grand Bohemian Hotel, kesslercollection.com/bohemian-orlando

3rd: The Wellborn, thewellbornorlando.com

1st: Cornerstone Charter Academy, cornerstonecharter.com

2nd: Lake Eola Charter School, lecs.org

3rd: UCP of Central Florida, ucpcfl.org

1st: JCC of Maitland, orlandojcc.org/early-childhood

2nd: Primrose School of Lake Nona, primroseschools.com/schools/lake-nona

3rd: Conway Learning Center, conwaylearningcenter.com

1st: Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, drphillipscenter.org

2nd: Will's Pub, willspub.org

3rd: The Plaza Live, plazaliveorlando.org

1st: Mills 50, mills50.org

2nd: Winter Park Scenic Boat Tour, scenicboattours.com

3rd: Historic Downtown Sanford, historicdowntownsanford.com

1st: University of Central Florida, ucf.edu

2nd: Rollins College, rollins.edu

3rd: Valencia College, valenciacollege.edu

1st: Orlando Fringe Festival, orlandofringe.org

2nd: Come Out With Pride, comeoutwithpride.org

3rd: Pet Alliance of Greater Orlando Paws in the Park, pawsinthepark.org

1st: LGBT Center Pulse Mural, thecenterorlando.org

2nd: Milk District, electrical boxes themilkdistrict.org/mural-map

3rd: Sam Flax, samflaxorlando.com