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Staff Pick

Best Dirty Jokes 

Fairvilla Megastore sign

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Photo by Jacki Mick

Fairvilla Megastore sign

1740 N. Orange Blossom Trail

407-425-6005

fairvilla.com

The drive down OBT heading toward Apopka is boring and mundane, with little to see except for railroad tracks on one side and small warehouses surrounded by patchy grass on the other. But popping up among the humdrum is a sign that might make you whip your car around to read it again. The exterior of Fairvilla Megastore is pretty low-key unless you count the giant sign in front that often boasts sayings like "We would love to show you our rack – just ask us," "National Masturbation Month – don't forget to celebrate" or "Our rabbits will take you to a different wonderland." Fairvilla's allusions are more sexy snark than heavy innuendo, but either way, it's a nice way to break the tension with the cashier when you make your risqué purchases.

(Sorry, no information is currently available for other years in this same award category.)

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