Orlando's Salt and the Cellar by Akira Back distributes budget-busting plates of Med-Asian fusion

Breaking Back

click to enlarge Salt & the Cellar - Photo by Rob Bartlett
Photo by Rob Bartlett
Salt & the Cellar

Big egos and big personalities are baked into the restaurant business, be it narcissistic chefs, conceited restaurant owners or (pregnant pause) bloviating food writers. That pride has led to behavior that’s put many in the industry in hot water — a few in this very town. But the story told by a worker at Salt & the Cellar, the pricey restaurant by chef-mogul Akira Back inside Kissimmee’s ultra-luxe Ette Hotel, took the proverbial cake. Seems Back, who has more than 20 restaurants all over the world, swaggered up to tables unannounced during Salt & the Cellar's soft opening and shoved food into the yaps of bewildered and unsuspecting patrons.

“Nobody knew who he was,” said the worker in hushed tones about Back. “They were like, what the fuck!?” “I would’ve shoved it right back in his face,” said one of my dining comrades and we all shared an incredulous laugh. A chef force-feeding his patrons without warning like some sort of guerrilla theater performer takes a fair bit of hubris, so we were happy that on our visit, Back was at another one of his restaurants in Vegas or Seoul, or perhaps hand-feeding Elon Musk his “super-advanced” ssamjang dry-aged beef.

In all fairness, had Back shoved his signature tuna pizza ($32) into my gob, I would’ve gladly acquiesced. The light, crackly tortilla laid with gossamer folds of raw tuna, white truffle oil and micro shiso was made semi-famous at his Yellowtail restaurant in the Bellagio Hotel, and it’ll likely be semi-famous here. The tacos ($24) of A5 wagyu, gochujang, tomato ponzu and micro cilantro in wonton shells, or the grilled, miso-glazed eggplant ($15) were gorgeously embellished with edible flowers, chives and sesame seeds. We needed no pushing to enjoy the side of veg fried rice ($14), specked with crispy kernels on our first visit, though it was lacking when we ordered it again a few weeks later.

The menu’s fusion of Mediterranean and Asian flavors plays into Ette’s ethic as a “wellness” hotel. That means it’s an alcohol-free destination, though you’re free to bring your own wine to the restaurant. Best of all, there’s no corkage fee. But the servers didn’t seem very adept at the various aspects of wine service. For one, our pinot blanc wasn’t chilled. Then they had trouble finding our Beaujolais, which was stored somewhere behind the mocktail bar. When they did locate it, our server nearly poured some into a glass already half-filled with pinot blanc.

And that’s the knock against this restaurant, where starters average $32 and prices for entrees range from $39 to $195. Servers not only lack the polish expected of a five-star hotel, but aren’t familiar with dish ingredients or sourcing. A few internal discussions were needed to determine that Salt & the Cellar’s steaks are from Creekstone Farms and that the A5 wagyu in the tacos is from Hokkaido. That’s the sort of info that should be printed on the menu. Servers also dress like spa attendants — white pants, white shoes, white shirts, beige vests — so food stains have nowhere to hide.

click to enlarge Salt & the Cellar - Photo by Rob Bartlett
Photo by Rob Bartlett
Salt & the Cellar

Back to those steaks: The 14-ounce NY strip ($66) is sliced and served with five different salts — black truffle, hickory, espresso, grape skin and pink Himalayan. We also got the wasabi-kizami butter ($5), but the soy-marinated horseradish didn’t quite mesh with the meat, so just stick to the salts, served in seashells. (And by the way, I can see how those salts play into the restaurant’s name, but I’m not sure about the “Cellar” part, considering no wine is served.) The miso black cod ($42) with yuzu foam and pickled cauliflower drew a mixed response. “Too sweet,” said one guest. I felt the version served at Ootoya in Thornton Park was a lot more Nobu-worthy — and $15 cheaper. The Jidori chicken ($39) had a lovely garlic-maple soy pooling around a base of mashed potatoes. Jidori, in case you’re wondering, is to chicken as wagyu is to beef. The flavor is rich and chickeny, but Jidori or no Jidori, it’s hard to justify paying $39 for chicken and mashed potatoes with a side of kimchi Brussels sprouts.

Granted, most of the restaurant’s clientele don’t seem bothered by the menu’s steep prices — in fact, they seem quite content doling out $18-$25 for mocktails that play up liquid-nitro theatrics and unique presentations. Desserts are just as poncy, be they pucks of yuzu curd, strawberry gelato and sable crumble covered by a sugar net ($18), or a “cigar” ($18) fashioned from dark chocolate filled with blondie and passion fruit and served in an ashtray with cacao “ash.”

No question, the food here aims for lofty heights, and on many occasions, reaches them. But the service? Well, it appears to be languishing in the cellar.

Location Details

Salt & the Cellar

3001 Sherberth Road, Kissimmee Kissimmee


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