The worst decisions to make in Orlando's theme parks

By Orlando Weekly Staff on Thu, Jun 22, 2023 at 12:03 pm

Between Walt Disney World, Universal Studios, Epcot, SeaWorld and the rest of Orlando's theme park gems, it's not hard to fall victim to the classic tourist mess-ups. Whether you're stopping in town for a visit or a local looking to brush up, we've got you covered on all the must-don'ts of Orlando's parks.

Stay cool, go in with confidence and please, wear sunscreen. Here are the worst decisions you can make at Orlando's theme parks.

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Waiting to get the perfect photo

Snap a pic and get going with your day. Your Instagram followers have most definitely seen Cinderella's Castle before.

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Buying any kind of handheld fan or mister

The water just magnifies the sun's rays and will burn the crap out of your face. Instead, aim for the big misting fans that'll cool you down for free.

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Ride Kali River Rapids at Disney’s Animal Kingdom if you want to stay dry

You will most certainly get both wet and dizzy. Hurray!

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Go on Mission: SPACE’s Orange Mission at Epcot

Unless you like vomiting, then by all means go ahead! Otherwise, opt for the Green Mission.

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Ride SeaWorld's Pipeline: Surf Coaster unprepared for pain

Be careful if you plan on having children is all we're saying here.

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Saying you miss Splash Mountain

We're all for nostalgia, but it's getting old. Let's all agree to look forward to the ride's jazzy future.

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Not wearing sunglasses on Test Track at Epcot

That sunlight will get you.

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Ride The High in the Sky Seuss Trolley Train Ride at Universal

You’ll wait in a massive line for this “gentle journey,” which is about as much thrill as walking the same distance.

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Ride Rip Ride Rockit after a big meal

You know the drill, give your stomach some time to digest before you make yourself sick with theme park thrills.

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Step foot in Universal if Minions freak you out

They're everywhere, so if you’re not a Minion enthusiast, watch out.

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Riding Skull Island: Reign of Kong

The line is much more thrilling than the actual ride. Save yourself the wait time and head over to VelociCoaster.

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Dropping a check on a private cabana at Volcano Bay

Prices vary, but we're sure they're always high and rarely worth it. Opt for a regularly reserved cabana instead.

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Not paying attention to where you’re walking

You will trample a kid!

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Pushing your kiddos to ride something they don’t want to

Let's be honest, the Haunted Mansion can be traumatizing.

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Heading to the park midday

By the time you go through the afternoon traffic, long lines and midday summer heat, you might not feel so magical anymore.

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Not being cautious of kids running around

You might just end up like this scooter user who, unfortunately, was not paying attention to where they were going.

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Buying your tickets at the gate

Get them online beforehand to save yourself time, money and mental exhaustion.

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Showing up to the park not yet caffeinated

You'll end up waiting in line at an on-site Starbucks location, like this one in Animal Kingdom, which is definitely not the ideal way to start your vacation.