For decades, visitors (mostly teens) of Disney World theme parks have asked one simple question,”So, like…where’s the best place to make-out?” To get to the bottom of this, we decided to ask an Orlando Weekly staff member who’s made a few regrettable decisions on Disney property. Here’s what he told us…

10. Back row of The Hall Of Presidents Stick to the shadows (a.k.a. the back row) and you’ll find just how much more interesting “Robama” can be when you’re lip-locking with your sweetheart. Photo via galleryhip.com
9. Gran Fiesta Tour Starring the Three Caballeros – Epcot If you’re feeling festive, this sleepy little boat ride at Epcot’s Mexico pavilion provides an excellent venue through which to explore the inside of somebody’s mouth. Ole! Photo via Flickr
8. Peter Pan’s Flight Hop in a magical pirate ship with your partner and spend the next few minutes ignoring everything! Thinking happy thoughts? You will when you’re playing tonsil hockey in Neverland! Photo via Flickr
7. Any of the films in Epcot Remember when you really wanted to watch an old educational film about China or Canada? Neither do we. There are never more than five people at a time watching these movies, making them prime local for a make-out sesh. Screengrab via YouTube
6. People Mover Wait for the evening with this one. As you’re traversing the wonders of Tommorrowland, the floor is yours to get a little naughty. For science. Pro-tip: The Space Mountain section of the ride is pitch black – enjoy. Photo via Flickr
5. Carousel of Progress It may be a “great, big, beautiful tomorrow”, but you’re living in the present! While you’re watching the fruits of Walt’s World’s Fair phenomenon, take a minute to honor him by sloppily sucking face in the back rows of the rotating theater. Photo via disneyparks.disney.go.com
4. During Illuminations fireworks show at Epcot If you’re looking for pure, romantic escapism, you could do a lot worse than a massive and beautiful fireworks extravaganza. Hold your partner close, and make sure to time your first move with the crescendo of the music. You’re a champion. Photo via Flickr
3. Caves on Tom Sawyer Island Relive the greatest moment of your Disney class field trip all over again by sneaking away to a dark cave and snogging-it-up like they did in the Mark Twain days! Just don’t think about Mark Twain while you’re doing it. That would make you weird. Photo via ranniepoppinsvacationmagic.com
2. Spaceship Earth with Judi Dench narrating in the background Talk dirty to me, Judi! In what is arguably one of the longest rides at Walt Disney World, take a journey into the history of communication by historically communicating with your face pressed against somebody else’s. Then, when you get to the “space” sequence where all the cars are turning around, everybody will get to see how indisputably trashy your vacation is! Screw ‘em. Judi Dench said it was ok. Photo via themeparkreview.com
1. Haunted Mansion Without a doubt, this is the single greatest place to make out at Walt Disney World. It’s just you and your partner, in a concave Doom Buggy, in the dark, all to yourselves. The spooky atmosphere adds a little character to your awkward life choices, and you’ll totally feel like a rebel for ignoring the ghost host. If you need birth control, FINAL ARRANGEMENTS CAN BE MADE AT THE END OF THE TOUR. BWA. HA. HA. Seriously though, think of the children. Photo via lebeauleblog.com