There are some ridiculous laws on the books in the state of Florida. We did some research and found some of the silliest.

Oral sex is, apparently, illegal in Florida. Um, OK. image via
No matter how frustrated you get with them, in Florida, it’s illegal to sell your kids.image via
In Florida, if you have sex in any other position than missionary, you’re breaking the law.image via
Good to know: men are not allowed in public wearing a strapless dress. As long as you’ve got straps of some sort, you’re cool. image via
Don’t set off any torpedoes in Destin. It’s illegal.image via
Sorry, Leo, in Hialeah, strolling or ambling is a misdemeanor.image via
In Miami, you could face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.via
Believe it or not, in the state of Florida, it’s illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.via
Unless you’re putting on a legitimate theatrical performance, stage nudity is banned in Sanford.image via
“One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.” Way to be specific, Florida.image via
In Daytona Beach, citizens are prohibited from maintaining a car on their property when the car is no longer in use.image via
Don’t even think about showering naked, Floridians. It’s an offense.image via
In Big Pine Key, it’s totally illegal to molest a Key dear, so don’t get any ideas.image via
Our state constitution protects pregnant pigs from being confined in cages. image via
In Daytona Beach, you’re banned from molesting trash cans.image via
Cape Coral prohibits its citizens from parking a pick-up truck in front of your house on the street or in your driveway.image via
In Destin, it is illegal for an ice-cream man to sell ice cream in a cemetery.image via
In Satellite Beach, liquid latex does not count as clothing.image via
In Cape Coral City, you could be fined $50 for allowing a couch to sit in your carport.image via
In Pensacola, if you’re downtown, you must have at least $10 in cash at all times.image via
Sorry, Babe, in Miami, pigs aren’t allowed in the city. image via
In Key West, don’t mess with the chickens. They’re a protected species.image via
When you tie it to a parking meter, your elephant gets charged just the same as your car would.image via
Don’t worry too much if you hit a pedestrian in Sarasota. It’s only a $78 fine.image via
Whatever you do, DO NOT ROLL OUT THE BARREL on the street in Pensacola. It’s against the law. image via
Destin is pretty stingy with its ducks. It’s illegal to pass out free ducklings.image via
No farting after 6 p.m. on Thursdays. Question, though. When are we allowed to fart again? Midnight?image via
No sun-dried clothes for you, Cape Coral. It’s against a city ordinance to dry your clothes on a clothesline.image via
If you’re gonna sing in public in Florida, put a cover-up over your swimsuit, because it’s illegal if you’re only wearing a swimsuit.image via
If you’re an unmarried woman in Florida and want to go parachuting on a Sunday, don’t. You could face arrest, fines and jailing.image via
No neon in Naples, y’all. It’s prohibited.image via
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.image via
In Seaside, Fla., all houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches.image via
If you live in Daytona Beach, please make sure your flower pots are capable of draining. The ones that aren’t are considered a public nuisance.image via