Jan 30 – Feb 5, 2019

Jan 30 - Feb 5, 2019 / Vol. 35 / No. 7

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Enjoy a dog day afternoon at Paws in the Park at Lake Eola

Life can be stressful, we get it, but you know what helps? Doggies. This weekend, Pet Alliance of Greater Orlando hosts a doggy-lover’s paradise with Paws in the Park at Lake Eola. Have a dog? Great! Bring that good boy. Take him to burn off some calories at the canine agility course or let her…

Synthwave standout Betamaxx takes it back to the ’80s at Stonewall

The synthwave artist behind the Kung Fury soundtrack, Pittsburgh’s Betamaxx, plays at Stonewall this week, months after a canceled show at Will’s Pub. Carlos Navarro and Waka Shame Black host a costume contest during the night, so wear your best ’80s-aping getup, whatever you think the ’80s looked like. 9 p.m. Friday; Stonewall Bar Orlando,…

20 free shows happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, Feb. 6 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday, Feb. 7 Leisure Chief 10:30 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm at Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave.,…

UCF named as a ‘Hispanic-serving institution’ by federal education officials

The University of Central Florida has been designated as a “Hispanic-Serving Institution” by U.S. Department of Education officials, which allows it to compete for federal grants that would expand opportunities for Hispanic and low-income students. To qualify as an HSI, an educational institution must have a minimum Hispanic enrollment of 25 percent. Federal officials confirmed last week…

Universal Orlando unleashes BOGO ticket offer for Halloween Horror Nights 29

Apparently it’s never too early to start screaming over savings, because a full seven months before Halloween Horror Nights 29 is set to begin, Universal Orlando is already advertising a limited-time “buy one night, get one free” offer on event tickets, along with various vacation packages. Fans of Universal Orlando’s annual Halloween event can now…

Orlando astrologer RJ Speiser welcomes you to the age of Aquarius

There is probably no other sign that can compare to the social impact that Aquarius has made. It is a term used to describe a decade of free-loving hippies, a Coca-Cola sports drink and finally, the season 10 winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race. It seems Aquarius is a popular archetype society wants to embody and…

Ritz-Carlton’s new Yacht Collection cruise ship is fancy AF

With new ships from Royal Caribbean, Carnival, Disney, Princess, and MSC along with new cruise line Virgin Voyages, 2020 is shaping up to be a huge year for the cruise industry. But there’s another contender that might make the biggest waves across the industry. The Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection is bringing unprecedented luxury to the cruise…

Disney now has a way for you to blow $12,000 a day at the parks

It’s no secret that Disney costs a lot of money, but a new tour takes it to the next level. The brand-new World of Dreams tour gives groups of up to six guests an all-access dream vacation for 12 hours for $12,000. The fully customizable tour begins with luxury transportation to the parks and is…

A manatee and a crocodile recently became best friends in Florida

https://www.facebook.com/FloridaKeysFreePress/posts/2036512693091505 A 10-foot-long American crocodile and a manatee are now best buds. According to the Florida Keys Free Press, the duo recently met in a canal at Lake Surprise in Key Largo. The massive croc actually allowed the manatee to nudge it around for about 45 minutes before local photographer Ron Lace snapped a photo.…

New DisneyQuest-style VR theme park could be in the works for Orlando

As we head toward the second anniversary of DisneyQuest’s closure, there is now hope of a new virtual reality theme park for Orlando. Singapore-based D. Legends Holdings announced plans to bring their Legends Heroes Park concept to the United States, and one of the cities they’re interested in is Orlando. The U.S. expansion comes just…

Florida’s toxic algae levels just hit their lowest in more than a year

The latest lab tests conducted by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission rated red tide and toxic algae levels across the Sunshine State at either “not present” to “background” concentrations. According to the latest data provided by the agency late last week, the WCC tested more than 100 water samples offshore and in bay…

Universal Orlando now has a glitter-farting troll

A new character addition in the Universal Orlando KidZone is a blast. Guy Diamond, from the DreamWorks movie Trolls, has been added to the character meet-and-greet list, and during his routine with Poppy and Branch, the shiny troll shows off his dance moves and then finishes with a swift fart of glitter. As you can see in…

Slash is coming to Orlando this August

Slash, better known as the Guns N’ Roses guitarist who played a mean solo in “November Rain” and, of course, the face of Guitar Hero III, will bring his big hair to Orlando this summer. Joined by his backing band, Myles Kennedy and the Conspirators, this upcoming show is part of his 2019 Living the Dream…

Neko Case reigns and Nikki Lane rises in mighty Orlando pairing

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND Neko Case and Nikki Lane, The Beacham, Feb. 2 Neko Case is one of the few artists who can be called “one and only” without hyperbole or debate. She’s exceptional in her writing and songs. But most of all, it’s that voice. In tone and movement, it’s a thing of singular craft…

Band of the Week: Tape Studies

Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s “Band of the Week.” Every week, we highlight one of our favorite local bands. This week, we’re pleased to bring you Tape Studies. Tape Studies is playing Feb. 4 at Will’s Pub with Acoqui and Brother Cephus. Just the facts: When did the band form?Tape Studies began spring/summer of 2018. It…

Orlando International Airport now has its own official GIFs

The Orlando International Airport now has its own GIFs, so travelers can fully express their shock and dismay that the tourist trapped in the glass box is not alive. The airport announced on Twitter Friday that it now has a verified channel on GIPHY for “official MCO motion images.” Big news, GIF fans! Orlando International…

A man actually punted a rabid coyote in Kissimmee

A Kissimmee resort is at the center of a rabies alert after an infected coyote attacked three people, ultimately biting two of them, after taking a serious punt. News 13 reports the rabid coyote first tried to attack a man who was walking on the sidewalk at Emerald Island Resort. The man tried to scare the…

The Marcus King Band announces Orlando show set for this Spring

Soulful roots rockers the Marcus King Band have announced details for a North American tour set to start at the beginning of March and there is an Orlando date in there! The band will be touring behind new album Carolina Confessions and are bringing the North Mississippi Allstars for this trip! The Marcus King Band…

Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer files for re-election

Back at it again, Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer has filed for re-election, his campaign announced Friday. Dyer has served as the City Beautiful’s mayor since 2003. “I have been honored to serve our residents and look forward to continuing the momentum of our city and region,” Dyer says in a new release. “I am proud…

Acoqui plays Will’s Pub ahead of a spot at Miami’s III Points

Orlando’s model shoegazers Alberto Hernandez, Tyson Bodiford, Aaron Borowicz and Steve Head, collectively known as Acoqui, are frequent O-town giggers as of late, and you may have seen them at local events such as the Grandma Party Bazaar at Stardust or Foxfest at Rollins College. The band became certified rockers when they were named one…

Doug Rhodehamel returns to Stardust with an art show about Plankton

Local artist Doug Rhodehamel long ago left behind his world-famous mushrooms to focus on spaceships and robots and the like – now he’s back with a show of microscopic sea creatures. Well, the creatures are microscopic; his portraits of them are not. Rhodehamel applies his signature whimsical vision (or as he calls it, “weirdo brain”)…

Universal Orlando is looking to hire 2,500 new employees

Universal Orlando is now looking to hire 2,500 new “Team Members,” offering full-time, part-time, seasonal and professional job positions. Job openings are in attractions, aquatics, food services, custodial, sales and other areas, with some positions including competitive salaries and benefits packages. If you’re interested in learning more or applying, visit their website. New positions and opportunities…

Indie rock heroes of Montreal announce Orlando show for April

Indie crew of Montreal have announced a show this spring in Orlando with Yip Deceiver, their third performance in the City Beautiful in four years. Though as of this writing there has not been any official announcement of a tour, from the looks of recently published Facebook event pages, this show will be part of…

Florida ethics commission releases report detailing allegations against Andrew Gillum

The Florida Commission on Ethics released documents Wednesday supporting the panel’s unanimous finding of probable cause that Andrew Gillum, last year’s Democratic nominee for governor and a former Tallahassee mayor, violated ethics laws with trips to Costa Rica and New York and tickets to the Broadway hit musical, “Hamilton.” In a 41-page report, the commission’s…

There are nearly 500 manatees at Blue Spring State Park right now

With this week’s temps hitting record lows, it should come as no surprise that a massive herd (or aggregation) of manatees is currently warming up at Blue Spring State Park. Today’s manatee headcount at the park is 489, a slight drop from yesterday’s 552. Arguably now is the best time to go see this awesome…

The Hotel at Margaritaville Resort Orlando is now open

Prepare yourself for packs of Parrotheads making pilgrimages to Kissimmee, because the long-awaited Margaritaville Resort Orlando hotel finally held its grand opening ribbon cutting last week. Though it has been serving guests in soft-opening mode since late last year, January 23 marked the official debut of the Margaritaville Resort Orlando’s island-inspired 184-room hotel. The new Margaritaville…

Orlando television station WFTV can kiss my ass

Since nothing is easier than scaring the public with images of “the homeless,” I regretfully am here to report that Orlando’s WFTV is back on their bullshit, and they can officially kiss my very fortunate non-homeless ass. For the past two years, Channel 9 has run the exact same horribly transparent story about homeless people…

Sarah Shook & the Disarmers bring acclaimed country to Will’s Pub

North Carolina’s Sarah Shook & the Disarmers achieved critical acclaim last year with their sophomore album, Years. The album, their first recorded for powerhouse indie country label Bloodshot Records, goes deep into some well-worn country themes: heartbreak, drinking, etc. But the traditionalism is tempered with attitude and punch that reveal a fondness for punk and…

Central Florida Brewer’s Guild showcases local craft beer in February

The Central Florida Brewer’s Guild, a nonprofit dedicated to helping collaborate efforts between local brewers to benefit the beer scene as a whole, returns to the Seminole Harley Davidson on Saturday, Feb. 23, for their second annual beer festival. Featuring 40 different Central Florida breweries, the festival is capping attendance at 600 tickets to ensure…

Tame Impala playing two Florida shows in 2019

The more we know the better, duh. The Australian indie band announced their new tour dates yesterday with two stops in Florida. The Grammy-nominated band will play St. Augustine on May 6 at the St. Augustine Amphitheater, and Miami on May 7 at the Fillmore Miami Beach. Tame Impala debuted in 2010 and are known…

Orlando is finally getting a dog park with a bar

Filling a void in Orlando, an off-leash dog park with a bar (or a bar with an off-leash dog park) is planning to open this summer. The appropriately named Boozehound will soon be Central Florida’s first “dog bar.” Woof! Located in Edgewood neighborhood at 5501 S. Orange Ave., the new off-leash watering hole will be built…

Opening in Orlando: Miss Bala, They Shall Not Grow Old and more

Opening this week: Miss Bala As 2019 stumbles awkwardly forward, the whole country is wondering if anybody can right the precarious relationship between the U.S. and Mexico. Hmm, sounds like a job for … a Los Angeles makeup artist! That’s who the protagonist is of this action thriller, in which the Angeleno in question gets…

The best concerts coming to Orlando this week

Good Grief Intriguingly messy and raw North Carolina band Good Grief play the Falcon, along with Jacksonville’s Sleepless and superlative locals Sugarplum. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 30, at the Falcon, $7 LH Belle Local experimental hip-hop artist plays an eclectic showcase with Sugarplum and Reels. 9 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 31, at Stonewall, $5 Dream Chambers Dreamlike…

Savage Love: ‘Omissions and Emissions’

I’m a 21-year-old woman, and I have an IUD. I’ve had sex with quite a few men, and one thing seems to be almost constant among them: trying to fuck without condoms. Many of the men I’ve been with seem to be perfectly fine and terribly eager to have sex without condoms. This has always…

Gimme Shelter: Meet Trouble!

Here comes Trouble! Don’t let his name trick you – Trouble (A313701) is a happy boy who loves people, treats and spending time outdoors. He is around 4 years old and is a staff favorite at the shelter. This fun and playful boy has been at our shelter for almost a month and is ready…

Legal Public Notices 1/30 issue

Orlando Legals Legal Public Notices AUCTION Extra Space Storage – Store 8841 9847 Curry Ford Road, Orlando, FL 32825 Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 9847 Curry Ford Road, Orlando,FL 32825 (407) 495-9612, February 19th, 2019 @…


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