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100 ways to die in Florida

By on Sat, Sep 19, 2015 at 12:46 am

We know there are probably a million ways to kick the bucket in the Sunshine State. But since Florida is the land where just about everything is trying to kill you, we decided to just highlight 100.

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You could get meningitis from a giant snail. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could get meningitis from a giant snail.
Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could die of exposure because your stuck at the top of a drawbridge in your birthday suit. Photo via Huffington Post
You could die of exposure because your stuck at the top of a drawbridge in your birthday suit.
Photo via Huffington Post
Literally anything can crawl out of a toilet. Photo via Orlando Weekly
Literally anything can crawl out of a toilet.
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George Zimmerman Photo via HuffingtonPost
George Zimmerman
Photo via HuffingtonPost
You could dial 911 only to have the dispatcher ignore your call so he could finish eating his pizza. Photo via Raw Story
You could dial 911 only to have the dispatcher ignore your call so he could finish eating his pizza.
Photo via Raw Story
You could get stuck in the Orlando Eye for days and days, eventually dying of extreme boredom. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could get stuck in the Orlando Eye for days and days, eventually dying of extreme boredom.
Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could be hit by a flying shark on I-95. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could be hit by a flying shark on I-95.
Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could get decapitated on Space Mountain. Photo via Disney
You could get decapitated on Space Mountain.
Photo via Disney
You could park in someone’s spot at Publix and get beat up by an angry husband. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could park in someone’s spot at Publix and get beat up by an angry husband.
Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could have a stroke on the Tower of Terror. Photo via Wikipedia
You could have a stroke on the Tower of Terror.
Photo via Wikipedia
Florida leads the country in death by lightning, so you could go out with a bang. Photo via Instagram user acaciocordioli
Florida leads the country in death by lightning, so you could go out with a bang.
Photo via Instagram user acaciocordioli
You could find 50 kilos of cocaine and be hunted by a drug cartel. Photo via NBC 2
You could find 50 kilos of cocaine and be hunted by a drug cartel.
Photo via NBC 2
You could die after a vigorous round of dwarf tossing, which was banned in Florida in 1989. Photo via Instagram user surruh_ferg
You could die after a vigorous round of dwarf tossing, which was banned in Florida in 1989.
Photo via Instagram user surruh_ferg
You could be ordering a calzone and then forced to fight off a samurai sword-wielding attacker. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could be ordering a calzone and then forced to fight off a samurai sword-wielding attacker.
Photo via Orlando Weekly
Your own dog could run you over with an F-150. Photo via Instagram user xoxoroxydog
Your own dog could run you over with an F-150.
Photo via Instagram user xoxoroxydog
You could get in a car crash while filming yourself with a selfie stick. Photo via YouTube
You could get in a car crash while filming yourself with a selfie stick.
Photo via YouTube
You could take a shotgun to the face for dating the stepdaughter of this guy. Photo via Click Orlando
You could take a shotgun to the face for dating the stepdaughter of this guy.
Photo via Click Orlando
You could attempt to pet a 400 pound black bear in Dade County. Photo via USA Today
You could attempt to pet a 400 pound black bear in Dade County.
Photo via USA Today
You could die by being folded into a couch. Photo via Instagram user jennashaff
You could die by being folded into a couch.
Photo via Instagram user jennashaff
You could be attacked by a shark at New Smyrna Beach, which has the highest rate of shark attacks in the world. Photo via YouTube
You could be attacked by a shark at New Smyrna Beach, which has the highest rate of shark attacks in the world.
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