I vote the former, natch. Charlie Crist apparently blazer-ed into the Sentinel offices today to talk to Jane Healy’s manufactured dimples and their minions about Insurance. Dreamboat Maxwell had a “lightning round” with him thereafter (lightning = rod = I’m getting aroused) — mentioning GAY MARRIAGE — to be published at a later date. Anyway, Crist the Lord apparently is “infuriated” (er… gay) by the “abhorrent” (and gayer) nature of those who hike rates against storm magnets like us. Riveting.

On a related note, is Scott Maxwell, like, the hottest guy in the world?