By now, you’ve probably seen the adorable video of an itty-bitty piglet rushing down the stairs in search of …

But wait. If you haven’t seen Hamlet’s stair derring-do, or if you just need to see it again (guilty), first let’s take a look:

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So the question is, what awaits Hamlet in that bowl? What could inspire such a brave dash on tiny, tiny legs down such a steep staircase? Me, I think I’ve figured it out: There are Bacon Off tickets in there, not just delicious oatmeal.

Only free passes to the porkcentric event of the year could arouse that much headlong passion in a piglet: Who doesn’t want to see (and taste) the competition between Big Wheel Mobile and C&S Brisket Bus for bacon swag bragging rights? Even if you might end up as the main dish.

Look for more information on Bacon Off in the Food + Drink section of our June 14 issue, on the street Wednesday and online Thursday.

Jessica Bryce Young has been working with Orlando Weekly since 2003, serving as copy editor, dining editor and arts editor before becoming editor in chief in 2016.