Jun 3-9, 2015

Jun 3-9, 2015 / Vol. 31 / No. 24

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Swine & Sons and the Ravenous Pig now open on Mondays

Mondays just got a bit easier, especially if you love pork and/or cocktails: All three Petrakis restaurants in Winter Park now offer Monday hours. Cask & Larder added Monday service more than a year ago, but Swine & Sons, the Southern cuisine café and provisions shop next door that’s officially been open for just a…

21 free concerts this week in Orlando (6/10-6/16)

Wednesday, June 10 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 p.m. at Lil Indies The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck with Beemo 9 p.m. at the Imperial Jeff Rupert & Richard Drexler – Live CD Session 7 p.m. at Timucua White House Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 p.m. at the Caboose The Shift…

New Frozen attraction coming to Disney World Epcot Center

Many Frozen fans might soon change the question, ‘Do you want to build a snowman?’ to ‘Do you want to go to Epcot?’ Disney’s smash-hit movie Frozen, along with Ana, Elsa, Arendelle and more, will be transported to Epcot next year in Disney’s latest ride “Frozen Ever After.” In hopes of attracting more people to…

Three men robbed a bank on John Young Parkway this morning

Armed and masked, three unidentified males robbed a SunTrust bank Tuesday morning. According to a statement released by Orlando Police, the robbers entered the South John Young Parkway bank at approximately 9:34 a.m. and left with an undisclosed amount of money from the bank’s safe. The three bank employees and one customer were bound with…

According to family, Victoria Siegel battled with prescription drug addiction

Victoria Siegel, the daughter of Queen of Versailles stars Jackie and David Siegel, struggled with a prescription drug problem, said a family spokesman on Monday.  “The Siegel family is devastated and heartbroken by the loss of their beloved Victoria,” said family attorney and spokesman Michael Marder in a written statement. “They are hurt, deeply wounded and…

Let’s jam!: I-4 ramp closures are almost here

As we reported a bit ago, there is going to be a torrent of road-rage headaches in the nearest of futures, fist-clenching pains associated with the expansion of I-4 and all the screaming out of the window that implies. Today, we got news of some actual dates for the permanent closures of South Street and…

Vote for your favorite new Starbucks Frappuccino flavor starting today

Happy birthday, Frappuccino! To celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Starbucks frozen cup of joy, stores are releasing not one, not two, not three, but SIX new flavors of Frappuccino starting today, June 8, at all participating stores. Here are the six spanking-new sippers: Caramel Cocoa Cluster Cinnamon Roll Cotton Candy Cupcake Lemon Bar Red…

Victoria Siegel of ‘Queen of Versailles’ passed away over the weekend

Victoria Siegel, daughter of Queen of Versailles stars Jackie and David Siegel, was found unresponsive at her home in Windermere, Florida at 2 p.m. on Saturday, June 6th.  The 18-year-old was taken to the Health Central Hospital in Ocoee where she later passed away.  According to the Orlando Sentinel, an autopsy has been completed, however…

New location of Lombardi’s Seafood opens in Winter Park

“It’s been an adjustment,” said one of the fishmongers behind the counter at the new Lombardi’s Seafood location when we asked him about their new digs. Not surprising. Lombardi’s Seafood was HQ’ed at the corner of Orange Avenue and 17-92 for more than 50 years, so adjusting to the new locale, at 1888 W. Fairbanks…

Mike Huckabee is worried New Yorkers are ruining Florida

Mike Huckabee, former Governor of Arkansas and guy who would do anything to shower with women, is very concerned that New Yorkers are sullying the conservative paradise that is Florida, according to the Daily Beast.  “I just hope they leave their New York attitude of high taxes and high regulation back in New York City,…

Star of Florida documentary Dawg Fight, is now broadcasting live backyard fights online

Dhafir Harris, aka Dada 5000, the fighter/promoter made famous by the Netflix documentary Dawg Fight, will now be broadcasting his bare-knuckled, backyard-style fights in a non-threatening and easy to use pay-per-view format. Broadcasting from his website., BYBExtreme.com, Harris already has 8 fights scheduled, each event costing $9.99. The first fight was June 5th.  The pay-per-view fights promise to be just…

SeaWorld announces new lineup of Summer Nights festivities

SeaWorld is trying to keep the party going well into the night. From June 20 to August 8, SeaWorld is inviting guests to come experience various events and festivities as part of the park’s “Summer Nights” series.  According to SeaWorld’s press release, the events include: Celebrate America Concert Series – Taking place every Saturday and…

New Chrome extension swaps every ‘Florida Man’ reference with ‘Jeb Bush’ or ‘Marco Rubio’ and vice versa

With the upcoming presidential election and candidacies being announced left and right, you may want to try spicing up your political news with a recently developed and hilariously habit-forming extension for Google Chrome.  The Chrome extension, simply called “Florida Man”, replaces any mention of “Jeb Bush” or “Marco Rubio” with “Florida Man”, and vice versa. …

Lunchtime listening: 30 songs to psych you up for Bite 30

Seeing that we kicked off our annual Bite 30 celebration Monday, I thought I’d come up with a Top 30 list of my favorite food-related songs. Admittedly, it was tough to narrow the list down to just 30 tunes, but after a big breakfast and a heavy lunch, I did just that.  [Ed. note: Faiyaz’s…

Uber will deliver free cupcakes to your door today

Uber has been operating in Orlando for a year now, according to an email the ride-sharing company sent to us today. And that year has been full of headaches for Uber, which has been under fire in multiple cities (including Orlando) because local governments can’t quite figure out how best to regulate it. But that’s…

Over 100 cats removed from foul smelling home in Daytona Beach

An overwhelming smell led animal control officers to a home filled with over a hundred cats in Daytona Beach.  According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, Santiago Gonzalez and his wife Carmen Martinez, lived in their rental home along with 114 cats and one dog, until animal control officers from DeLand and Orange City removed the…

Toe the line between the skeeze and the sheen with Turbo Fruits at Will’s Pub

Is it possible Turbo Fruits accidentally gave their album the wrong name? Instead of the raging punk tremble of previous releases, No Control is almost bizarrely even-tempered and their most polished effort to date. The Nashville garage rockers swapped “Sweet Thang” (Butter) for No Control’s sweetheart/“Favorite Girl” amid the album’s other more straightforward discussion points.…

A Florida teen was knocked unconscious by a massive jumping sturgeon

Last Sunday, May 31, a Florida teen was knocked unconscious after a 6ft sturgeon jumped out of the Suwanee River.  According to the Associated Press, Heavyn Nash, a 14-year-old resident of Fanning Springs, was enjoying a leisurely boat ride with family members in Manatee Springs State Park, when a sturgeon sprung into the boat, knocking her…

Dr. Phillips Performing Arts Center announces new season of performers

Today the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts announced new shows and performers for the 2015-2016 season. Notables who will be gracing the stage at the newly constructed arts center in the next year include singers Tony Bennett and Patti LaBelle, chefs and TV personalities Emeril Lagasse and Ina Garten – aka the Barefoot Contessa – and Irish ensemble Celtic Woman.…

Curren$y brings even more car tunes and pilot talk to Venue 578

Although label drama in Curren$y’s past limited his early output, he’s made it up big time since his 2010 debut, Pilot Talk. Already this year, the saucy rapper has released a full-length, Pilot Talk III, as well as a new EP, Even More Saturday Night Car Tunes, attacking the game with alternate marketing strategies for…

18 free concerts in Orlando this week (6/3-6/9)

Wednesday, June 3 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 p.m. at Lil Indies Herbie B and the Dangerman 9:30 p.m. at Little Fish Huge Pond, Sanford The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck with Bobby Koeble 9 p.m. at the Imperial Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 p.m. at the Caboose Thursday, June 4…

Casey Anthony supposedly in talks with NBC for TV deal

Casey Anthony, who was acquitted of murdering her 2-year-old daughter back in 2011, has reportedly been speaking with producers from NBC about a potential TV deal. According to the NYPost, Anthony was “flown first class by NBC to New York last Thursday. She was accompanied by Don Wood, a veteran news producer who works for NBC…

Watch this insane dashcam footage of a police chase in Tavares, Florida

Last Thursday, May 28th, Gene Blick was drunk enough to lead authorities on a wild car chase though Tavares, Florida, jumping curbs and attempting to shake the cops through a trailer park.  After receiving multiple reports of a suspected drunk driver, police attempted to pull over Blick for a sobriety check. However, as you can…

Gimme Shelter (6-3-15)

Meet the adorable Sheba (Animal ID A278622). She’s a 5-year-old friendly dog who loves to get belly rubs. She’s also very smart – she knows how to sit and shake on command, and she loves to receive treats as a reward for her great listening skills. Sheba weighs in at 70 pounds, which makes her…

How to Remix a Negroni? Make it fizzy

Reviewers are people, too. (This may seem an inflammatory assertion in this world of uninformed online pushback to every expert opinion, but I assure you it’s true.) Despite a professional requirement to remain completely open to all kinds of experiences, dig deep enough and you might get a restaurant reviewer to admit she loathes bone…

Science (still) rules: Bill Nye makes his streaming debut

I had the worst seventh grade biology teacher in the history of education. Eight out of 10 classes, she’d hobble out with breakfast stains all over her shirt, mumble something science-y, and then wheel out a TV on a squeaky set of rollers to our class’ collective sighs. The rest of the hour would be…

This Little Underground: Melt Banana still maximum as a duo

Although Japanese noise punks Melt Banana have a long history of playing Orlando, they don’t come too often. So each time they roll through, it’s like the warm excitation of seeing an old friend – a dear, volcanic old friend. We’re one of the lucky cities to regularly experience their legendary live shows, but they…

Savage Love (6-3-15)

I’m a 35-year-old divorced man. I’ve been on plenty of dates since my marriage ended, but I invariably get asked this question on or before date No. 2: “Why did you get divorced?” This is where everything goes to shit. I’m honest: “We got divorced because I cheated on my wife. A lot.” This usually…

Free Will Astrology (6-3-15)

ARIES (March 21-April 19) The Persian scholar Avicenna was so well-rounded in his knowledge that he wrote two different encyclopedias. Even as a teenager he was obsessed with learning all he could. He got especially consumed with trying to master Aristotle’s Metaphysics, which did not easily yield its secrets to him. He read it 40…


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