Every New Year’s Eve party happening in Orlando

Here you’ll find every ball drop, block party, and champagne toast ringing in the new year in Orlando. Did we miss one? Let us know at listings@orlandoweekly.com. Also be sure to check our robust online New Years Eve Guide for more things to do. Black & Gold New Year’s Eve Black tie NYE party with…

New report examines Orlando Police response to Pulse shooting

Orlando Police officers and law enforcement agencies who responded to the massacre at the gay nightclub Pulse last year followed protocol, but more training is needed on future responses to potential terror strikes and coordinating communication, according to a new report. The nearly 200-page review was commissioned by the Department of Justice’s Office of Community Oriented…

Universal Orlando sues over $275 million tax assessment of parking garages

According to a lawsuit filed Friday in Orange Circuit Court, Universal Orlando Resort is suing over its $275 million tax assessment for the theme park and CityWalk parking garages, the Orlando Sentinel reports. Calling this year’s assessment “excessive” for the North and South garages — which were the largest parking garages in the world when…

Florida’s minimum wage is about to go up 15 whole cents

Florida’s minimum wage is about to go from $8.10 an hour to $8.25 next year. Hurray. Fifteen whole cents, folks. Let’s explore a few of the reasons $8.25 an hour is an incredibly shitty wage to pay someone. If you worked a 40-hour week at this rate, your annual income would be $17,160 before taxes,…

Crazy Town is coming to Orlando this March

Guess who’s back? Los Angeles’ Crazy Town are set to hit the road in February of next year and have an Orlando/Winter Park date confirmed. The group responsible for 2000 megahit “Butterfly” will be hitting the road with Davey Suicide and Loaded Guns on their package “Born to Raise Hell” tour. Crazy Town headline the Haven…

Tampa attorney caught paying female inmate to make jailhouse porn

Andrew Spark, a 54-year-old Tampa-based attorney, was arrested Sunday after he was caught attempting to make amateur porn with a female inmate at the Pinellas County Jail. Authorities say Spark used his position to gain access to the jail’s private visitation rooms, and that after receiving a tip that the attorney had been soliciting sex…

Gwen Graham spends ‘workday’ at Second Harvest Food Bank

Democratic gubernatorial candidate Gwen Graham spent what her team calls a “workday” on Monday helping prepare food boxes with Second Harvest Food Bank for displaced Puerto Rican families now living in Central Florida. The workday was the 47th of its kind, Graham told reporters. In the past, she has visited Floridians in their work and…

Giant local turd threatens to beat up Jay-Z and feed him to an alligator

George Zimmerman, a hulking local turd who was acquitted for the murder of an unarmed Trayvon Martin in 2012, has now threatened to beat up Jay-Z and feed him to an alligator. Zimmerman recently told the website The Blast that two weeks ago a production team working on Jay-Z’s upcoming Trayvon Martin documentary stopped by…

Cirque du Soleil says new show at Disney Springs will focus on Disney animation

Cirque du Soleil released new details today about the yet-to-be named show replacing La Nouba, and fans of Disney cartoons should be pleased. The all new original show will “pay homage to Disney’s rich history of animation,” according to today’s announcement. “We are incredibly inspired by Disney’s immense creative universe. We are convinced that bringing…

Hard Rock Live brings the Eagles and Led Zeppelin to Orlando, sort of

Sure beats the labor and expense of building a time machine! The Classic Albums Live project is returning to the Orlando stage twice early on next year to present pivotal albums by beloved classic rockers. This time around the ensemble will be diving deep into the Eagles’ album Hotel California and Led Zeppelin’s Led Zeppelin…

Capture the flag is going down at Mead Garden tonight

Tonight, after the sun goes down, a big ol’ game of adults-only Capture the Flag will be held at Mead Botanical Garden. Hosted by Playground City, tonight’s event has a $3-$5 suggested donation for admission and will launch from inside the garden at the Denning Street entrance. Attendees should meet at 6 p.m. for a…

Thanks, Kaká

Ricardo Kaká, former Ballon d’Or winner and Orlando City midfielder, has announced his intention to retire from professional soccer at age 35. “I have arrived to the conclusion that now is the moment to finish my career as a professional player,” Kaká, who has played for Brazil, AC Milan and Real Madrid, told Brazil’s Globo…

Uncle Joe is coming to Orlando in January

Fresh off his sweet summer gig installing above-ground swimming pools, former Vice President “Diamond” Joe Biden is bringing his “American Promise Tour” to Orlando early next year. Biden will stop in for an intimate evening at the Dr. Phillips Center’s Walt Disney Theater at 7 p.m. Monday, Jan. 29. “Over the last month I’ve traveled around the…

Brightline train gets final federal approval to connect Orlando to Miami

Brightline, the somewhat high-speed private rail service from All Aboard Florida, just got the final nod to begin construction on the West Palm Beach-to-Orlando leg. The Federal Railroad Administration issued a decision on the plan last Friday, Dec. 15, that basically makes the Miami-to-Orlando route a reality at some point. Construction for the Phase 2…

Just a bird shopping for birdseed in a Publix

There’s a bird in this Publix just shopping for birdseed like it’s nbd pic.twitter.com/MLm6L9PC79 — Candy Cane Queen (@PuddinHearts) December 16, 2017 Publix, “Where shopping is a pleasure” for birds too. Today Twitter user @PuddinHearts caught this most excellent image of a bird perusing the birdseed section of a Publix grocery store, and I think…

‘The Book of Mormon’ is still a NSFW knockout

When the first national touring company of the hit musical The Book of Mormon began crossing the country half a decade ago, Mitt Romney was running for the White House, and mocking the religious beliefs of a potential President probably made the show a tough sell in conservative areas. Today, the thought of a Commander-in-Chief…

Giant LEGO animals are coming to Harry P. Leu Gardens this January

Giant animals made from more than 450,000 LEGO bricks are coming to Harry P. Leu Gardens early next year. The exhibit, “Nature Connects Art with LEGO Bricks” by Artist Sean Kenney, will be on display from Jan. 6 through April 22 and features 16 sculptures in 13 displays throughout the 50-acre garden. “The use of LEGO bricks…

Marco Rubio gets his way on child tax credits in GOP tax overhaul

U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio got his way on the Republican tax overhaul Friday after nobody called his bluff when the Florida senator threatened to vote against the measure for not expanding child tax credits to more low-income Americans. The Associated Press reports GOP leaders agreed to increase the per-child tax credit from $1,000 to $2,000.…

Trump will likely spend the holidays at Mar-a-Lago, again

President Donald Trump will have spent about a month and a half at Mar-a-Lago through 2017. The final count: 45. (Go figure.) Earlier today, the Federal Aviation Administration issued an alert to pilots of “VIP movement” in Palm Beach from Friday, Dec. 22, to Jan. 1. Advisories of this nature, which are issued to warn…

Undercover video shows Florida dairy farm workers using blowtorches on cows

Another undercover video of animal rights violations at an Okeechobee County dairy farm has surfaced. The shocking footage, produced by Miami Beach-based Animal Recovery Mission, or ARM, shows employees of McArthur Dairy using a blowtorch and a sharpened steel rod, among other abuses, on the animals. McArthur Dairy is one of Florida’s longest-running and largest…

More than 600 skimmers were found at Florida gas stations in 2017

Always pay inside, folks. A new report from the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services shows that more than 600 card skimmers have been found at pumps across the state so far this year. In total, 613 were reported this year, which is about three times as many found in 2016 when only 219…

Flogging Molly is coming to Orlando this March

Flogging Molly have announced a March tour with the stated goal of celebrating St. Patrick’s Day all month long (their words, not ours) and Orlando will host one of those stops. The band will be gearing up for their surreal “Salty Dog” cruise and celebrating their most recent album Life is Good. Flogging Molly plays…

Disney’s critically endangered Sumatran tiger cubs are finally here

Guests at Animal Kingdom can finally get a glimpse of these two adorable and critically endangered Sumatran tiger cubs, the first baby tigers ever born at Disney World. Brother and sister Jeda and Anala were actually born last August, but made their big debut Wednesday, Dec. 13, as they’re “slowly being introduced into their habitat”…

Just a reminder that Florida residents have until Dec. 31 to sign up for Obamacare

Right now, despite Donald Trump’s attempts to completely destroy Obamacare (and anything else Obama ever did), record numbers of people are still signing up for 2018 coverage under the Affordable Healthcare Act and for Florida residents, there’s plenty of time left. Even though the Trump administration compressed the normal three-month enrollment period into just 45…

New venue Celine opening in downtown Orlando on New Year’s Eve

The group behind local craft cocktail lounge Mather’s Social Gathering are working on a new concept right next door called Celine Orlando. The new three-story venue is located in the former Vain (and even more former Lyrica) space at 22. S. Magnolia Ave. in downtown Orlando and features a main-floor dance area, a second-floor lounge,…

Florida Is Loud Fest takes over Mills Avenue all weekend

Though organizer and performer – Ad Nauseum, Flying Limbs, etc. – Glen Ritchey would have been easily forgiven for passing on the opportunity to run a three-day underground festival pretty much by himself again, here we are with the second edition of Florida Is Loud upon us. The lineup for the big Saturday show at…

Central Florida Jobs With Justice to honor our own Monivette Cordeiro at annual Art of Solidarity Awards Dinner

A commemoration of those who have selflessly dedicated themselves to helping improve the world around them (including Orlando Weekly reporter Monivette Cordeiro), this is Central Florida’s way of honoring its most effective grass-roots leaders. Presented by Central Florida Jobs With Justice, this year’s awards dinner is titled “The Art of Solidarity,” and with the voice…

Big dumb panda picks Auburn to beat UCF in Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl

Yang Yang, a 20-year-old male giant panda at Zoo Atlanta, has decided that the University of Central Florida will lose to Auburn in the 50th Anniversary Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl. What does this big dumb panda know about college football, you ask? Well, I’ll have you know that Yang Yang completes his annual ritual of picking game…

JD McPherson and Charley Crockett prove that revivalism can still be fresh AF

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND JD McPherson and Charley Crockett, The Social, Dec. 11 Of all the American roots neo-traditionalists, hotshot Okie JD McPherson is without a doubt one of this generation’s most distinctive. He’s retro, but he ain’t cute. There’s a big difference. Although he rocks the stuff your grandparents got down to, he does it…

Pro-Trump singer Joy Villa wants to run for congress in Florida

Singer-songwriter Joy Villa announced on Fox & Friends earlier today that she’s launching an exploratory committee for a congressional bid in Florida. She added that although she will run as a political outsider, she plans to campaign as a member of the GOP. “I’m looking everywhere from Jacksonville all the way down to Miami,” she told…

Florida Power & Light will charge customers $176 million to clean up their own environmental damage

State regulators Tuesday approved a controversial proposal by Florida Power & Light to collect at least $176.4 million from customers for a project dealing with a saltwater plume that moved from an FPL plant into nearby groundwater. Representatives of consumers and business and environmental groups fought the proposal, contending that customers should not have to…

31 free shows happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, Dec. 13 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm at the Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday, Dec. 14 Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm…

Orlando International Airport releases ‘Star Wars’ parody video

The Force is strong with Orlando Intergalactic Airport. #TheLastJedi pic.twitter.com/EWWZx2VXVv — Orlando International Airport (@MCO) December 12, 2017 The Orlando International Airport Twitter account has been arguably one of the only good things on Twitter in 2017, and their latest Star Wars parody video is a good example of this.  The video, which was released…

The best Orlando concert picks this week

Giraffage San Francisco’s Charlie Yin rolls into the Social with an arsenal of shimmering synth-dance groovers as part of his “Too Real” tour with Wingtip and Sweater Beats. 10 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 13, at the Social, $15-$20 Sarah Cahill Pianist Cahill makes her Orlando debut at Timucua with the program “Lou Harrison and His Circle,”…

Savage Love: ‘Neurodiverse’

As a 36-year-old straight woman with autism, I am often misidentified as lesbian because my social signaling must read as masculine. I am not bothered by this. However, it is annoying when someone who should know better thinks I would hide it if I were LGBTQ. I’m very direct and honest – sometimes to my…

Gimme Shelter: Meet Xena

Are you looking for a new furry friend? Meet Xena! Xena (A388731) did a great job raising her five Manx kittens and they’ve all found wonderful forever homes. Now it’s her turn to find that kind of love. She’s still young and playful and would make a great companion for someone who has time to…

Selections: Our picks for the best things to do this week in Orlando

Friday, Dec. 15 The Art of Solidarity ART A commemoration of those who have selflessly dedicated themselves to helping improve the world around them (including Orlando Weekly reporter Monivette Cordeiro), this is Central Florida’s way of honoring its most effective grass-roots leaders. Presented by Central Florida Jobs With Justice, this year’s awards dinner is titled…


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