Sure, there are over 60 types of Florida lizards that call this peninsula home, but today we’re talking about anoles – those little guys that do whatever they want, live by no rules and will claim your yard, garage, car, house, bathroom, shoe, hat, whatever. It’s a Florida lizard world, we just live in it.  Here is proof that lizards are really running the show here in Florida …

All photos via Instagram.

Florida lizards have absolutely no shame. Photo via sadodada
Florida lizard fears no beast. Photo via kelso82290
Seriously, Florida lizards will ride your dog like Atreyu from NeverEnding Story. Photo via cjlibby068
This Florida lizard is taking its dog for a walk. Photo via moshau361
This Florida lizard is taking its human for a walk. Photo via loran45
This Florida lizard wants to be a T-Rex from Jurassic Park. Photo via pjvtraveler
But Florida lizard does not have lizard envy. Photo via dkrockdon
If a Florida lizard wants to be an earring, then a Florida lizard will be a fabulous earring. Photo via sidneyb19
If a Florida lizard wants to live in your houseplant, then a Florida lizard will live in your houseplant. Photo via wferret
Some Florida lizards want to move into your drain. Photo via ashlivesagain
Or your toilet. Photo via rmunoz413
Or your birdhouse. Photo via gsd_lola
Or your house. Photo via the_stylist_renee
Or your friend’s house. Photo via fitbeachgirl1987
Or your car. Photo via krispykillz
In fact, Florida lizards will never turn down a free ride. Photo via emilyephotos
Sometimes Florida Lizard pretends he’s Tom Cruise from Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol. Photo via mehkayluh
Sometimes Florida lizard shouts “I’m flying,” like Rose from Titanic. Photo via nenabananas
This Florida lizard is sooo vain. Photo via ningiepoo
This Florida lizard will steal your bike. Photo via kaseycarol
Daaamn, this Florida lizard stole a gardening hose. Photo via emilyvdriscoll
This one owns a parking lot. Photo via jr_instaham
This one owns a human baby. Photo via feffyx3
This Florida lizard is checking out your stuff. Photo via hairbyjaimi