University of Central Florida is a fine institution of higher learning. A place where knowledge is earned, lasting memories are made and no one can find a parking spot to save their life. Here are some of our favorite Instagram posts where UCF students vent about their parking problems.
It has gotten to the point that finding a parking ticket on your windshield is like seeing an old friend.
“That moment when you get in the car and see this green little piece of crap on ur windshield.”
Photo via sing_sationalAt UCF, students leave so early to find parking that if they actually find a spot when they arrive, they have enough time to write a damn paper.
Photo via haleighplumTo be fair, if you show up at the first crack of light, the parking garage will look something like this.
Photo via neckbeardnecromancerHowever, if you wait till 8 a.m., you’re flat out screwed.
“It’s 8 o’clock in the morning and this parking garage is already full. I feel like that’s a problem lol. Fuck morning classes.”
Photo via kristyzaccoIf your class is at 10 a.m., you’re lucky to even see a parking garage.
“Hell yes, parking traffic at 10 AM”
Photo via lurkatmenowAnd sometimes you won’t even make it to class.
“Lets take bets on how long it will take me to get past this light”
Photo via ipitythephuThis is arguably the worst line on campus.
“You know last year’s parking passes expired when….”
Photo via missfoucaultDid you ever stop to think that perhaps you were never meant to have a parking spot?
Photo via p_shafi24Parking enforcement has no chill.
“Zero fucks were given.. Lol”
Photo via nickfin91Yep, they do not care.
“Well, someone’s gonna have a bad day…”
Photo via leovargas94But it’s not entirely their fault. Part of the problem is students suck at parking.
“As the semester progresses, people’s parking jobs get progressively worse”
Photo via veronicakayWhat do those lines on the pavement even mean? LOL
“Clearly no fucks given…”
Photo via mamatinezYou should have to take a parking exam before you get accepted to UCF.
“I found a parking spot! Oh wait, someone’s already in it…”
Photo via kalopez127You don’t want any door dings on that CRV
“Nice parking, asshole.”
Photo via becca_feldIt’s just part of the college experience.
Photo via halcyonheid_Sometimes people leave nice notes, though.
“Thank you, so much, to whoever put these on my car. You have no idea how much that has made my day.”
Photo via ashgrimmBut most of the time they don’t.
Photo via jiffytiffy1987At least the angry notes are getting slightly funnier.
“How I feel everyday…”
Photo via jaredfacemyerWhere can we get a stack of these?
“Well, all right then”
Photo via ashley_aAnd, sometimes the notes are just plain bizarre.
“Lets have a toast to the douchebag that stole my spot, made me late to class & made me miss my quiz. It says, ‘I’m the douche that steals pretty girls parking spots. Don’t date me ;)”
Photo via itsstacymarieThis driver probably ended up with a ticket.
“I’m living life on the edge, yo”
Photo via gdwhitmoreParking lot D is a great place to store hay.
“Good morning from the Hay at parking lot D”
Photo via jess_slevinSometimes this is your only solution.
“Hahaha looks like someone got a little pissed about getting a parking ticket”
Photo via lyd18 Credit: Photo via lyd18/InstagramThe happiest four years of your life, except you’ll never finding a parking spot.
Photo via mane_uncensored