No state does the holidays quite like Florida. At any point in December, it’s not unusual to see a surfing Santa, a snowman made of sand, or locals awkwardly cramming socks into flip-flops. Indeed, it’s the most wonderful time of year.

Socks and sandals start to appear together Photo via damirakalajzic/Instagram
Punishing snowbird traffic comes at you like a blizzard Photo via page_remix/Instagram
The airports become extended stay hotels Photo via brandobmx/Instagram
That thing in your house called a fireplace starts to make sense, for once Photo via CurrexTravel/Twitter
It’s not uncommon to see entire families wearing matching white outfits on the beach Photo via Shutterstock
College kids are everywhere, and they all want Fireball Photo via velviss/Instagram
Theme parks become so crowded they are barely functional Photo via katieleclerc/Instagram
Sand snowmen begin to migrate to our beaches Photo via exploreclearwater/Instagram
Along with every damn bird in North America Photo via byalaskaramone/Instagram
And manatees! Photo via stoptheslaughterfl/Instagram
A white fluffy chemical substance some people call “snow” begins to fall Photo via zentiger/Instagram
The palm tree becomes the official Florida Christmas tree Photo via mamaearth/Instagram
And really, just about every tree in Florida becomes a Christmas tree Photo via kristencharity/Instagram
All boats have an excessive amount of Christmas lights Photo via lalaliving/Instagram
Flamingos in Santa hats, that’s a thing here Photo via lily.sh2o.adventures/Instagram
Christmas lights on bikes start to emerge, which are both functional and festive Photo via norbertgoltl/Instagram
It’s stone crab season, baby Photo via flemingssteakhouse/Instagram
Santas don’t have sleighs, they have surf boards Photo via kittyupgirl/Instagram
This is normal in Florida Photo via 32restorations/Instagram
This is also normal Photo via ladyfisikelli/Instagram
And lastly, just about every bar starts serving Hot Toddys Photo via masalapopstars/Instagram