Disney adults are a touchy subject in Orlando, where even the most unlikely person can end up being a life-long devotee of the House of Mouse.
Still, even the staunchest sporters of the Alien (Mickey) Predator stickers on the back of their cars can probably find fault with this pair of Disney lovers. In a recent post to the ever popular Reddit community Am I The Asshole? a recently married bride asked if she and her husband were in the wrong for declining to feed their guests at a Disney wedding.
For the uninitiated, Am I Asshole? is just what it sounds like. Anonymous users post scenarios from their life where they feel like they are not in the wrong, seeking the opinions of strangers on whether or not they acted like an asshole.
The anonymous woman said they decided to opt out of the customary meal in order to pay the several thousands of dollars required for an appearance by Mickey and Minnie Mouse. The bride shared that the Mouse family appeared twice for 30 minutes at a time, at a cost of $2750 per session.
The Reddit thread got so ruthless that it was eventually removed, but that didn’t stop savvy Twitter users from weighing in on the story.
If I went to a wedding like this, I too would be talking shit about it… fuck you mean you’re not providing catering??? At a WEDDING?? pic.twitter.com/12OMKlQogu— Ash (@theashrb) June 5, 2022I just can’t stop thinking about how it costs $5500 for an hour of Mickey and Minnie’s time at a Disneyland wedding https://t.co/R9cQMTN9MJ— Cody (@codybondarchuk) June 8, 2022I am being so serious rn when I say we are not bullying Disney adults enough https://t.co/N9FhTQyMat— Jacob (@redmagejacob93) June 7, 2022 Credit: Universal Orlando Resort unveils a very unique new portal at its park.my brain cannot comprehend this, in theory I should be ok with it, but I cannot process it, imagine going to an Indian wedding and there is NO FOOD, there would also be no marriage in fact there would be riots, in fact if it was Haryana there would be gunfire, and about 6 murders https://t.co/KcBqpeMEZR— Shiv Ramdas Traing To Rite Buk (@nameshiv) June 7, 2022"There is food available nearby?" NOJODA! https://t.co/HecWBn2Ikj— lili_pl (@lili_pl) June 7, 2022weddings are not about getting free food. weddings are about people in rat costumes, as many as possible. thousands, if you can swing it. rats over cake. rats over fancy clothes. rats over venue. rats over flowers. rats over everything. fill the room with rats. rats in tuxes. ra https://t.co/U4EJxACBTY— Tori Bedford (@Tori_Bedford) June 7, 2022You go to a wedding for the food, drinking and dancing (and I guess the ceremony 😂). These are bad wedding hosts. https://t.co/z5sBGzLK12— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) June 7, 2022The worst part about this is all the guests had to pretend to be excited to meet Mickey and Minnie, people they know are just adults in a giant mouse costumes, hungry and completely sober. https://t.co/0kYcpQZfER— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 7, 2022wait a goddamn minute, being Minnie Mouse for 30 minutes pays HOW MUCH??the fuck am i doing with my life https://t.co/TdIJXRrDsw— Elizabeth May/Katrina Kendrick (@_ElizabethMay) June 6, 2022Wtf. No food/drink. Just a party? Sorry to say but I wouldnt go but i would send a congratulatory card n a small serving dish from dollarama. They want to cheap out, so i do tooBtw. When i go 2 weddings. I give European style (plate cost + 200) n if ive declined, i sent min 200 https://t.co/FVslPG5Xm6— Maggie M (@MaggieM00021130) June 6, 2022Imagine having a destination wedding to Disney World where $5,000 (the entire catering budget) is instead spent on 2 overworked underpaid actors to dress as cartoon mice for photos while telling your guests to just go to a vending machine and then wondering if you’re the asshole. https://t.co/ssi5tiwTQo— 🍑Peach Saliva🍑 (@PeachSaliva) June 6, 2022They could have just paid me $150 and I would have pretended to be both Mickey and Minnie https://t.co/LMqxV5ohPb— Tasia Bass but the vacation version (@GroovyTasia) June 6, 2022this is why disney adults scare me https://t.co/Fy157GUPCR— 🌿Zoe Rain🌿 (@clayandrain) June 6, 2022Disney adults need to be studied https://t.co/RWDd17wEYV— Lo Castillo (@LoLo4Uu) June 7, 2022in a way it’s the friends fault cause why would you befriend a disney adult https://t.co/VE7c2d9TJG— toph (@yestodayten) June 7, 2022no food because you wanted mickey mouse at your wedding???????? jail https://t.co/ZmbIzenLha— river (@kissmeriver) June 7, 2022Y'all know these mice are made up characters played by college kids in costumes? Because some of you don't seem like you know that 🙄 https://t.co/GcSyGdayAz— Bi Sedai (@emmaleecarlton) June 7, 2022SEE. Disney adults are CRAZY. I’ve BEEN saying https://t.co/F7HC3NDgA6— dillon ✨ (@dill_onn) June 7, 2022First mistake is going to a wedding where two adults have Mickey and Minnie making an appearance https://t.co/Ya8WRc7QCY— Todd Packer (@Chefboyarslim) June 7, 2022Disney adults are wild animals https://t.co/swsw96Gt4q— Aamir (@aamiraziz_) June 6, 2022I put my phone down and stared out the window for so long https://t.co/TjGYrupOMO— kep (@keplyq) June 6, 2022If I find out you spent 5500 American dollars on Mickey and Minnie Mouse pictures at your wedding I attended instead of serving food, the next time you see me will be in hell https://t.co/qGKnrdoqAZ— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) June 6, 2022The guests should have been proactive and simply falllen upon Mickey and Minnie like ravenous beasts, eating them alive https://t.co/XVB8sxozMi— ☀️🛸Zelle😈✨aka כּוכבי (@tenderhooves) June 6, 2022Mickey and Minnie but no food for guests?What is this Sweden? https://t.co/Cd2AAEYKzK— Aubry Andrews 🦝 (@AubryAndrews) June 6, 2022Pls no more “host serves food” discourse!!!! We already went through this with Sweden!! https://t.co/oSzjEzgc91— Southern Homo (@SouthernHomo) June 6, 2022Has anyone considered that the bride and groom may be Swedish https://t.co/CpEnUFxrlm— Dr. Sabrina Mittermeier (@S_Mittermeier) June 7, 2022AHE SAID VENDING MACHINES AND SHES BEING DEADASS LOOOOOOL https://t.co/bONBo1Rs5A— 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 (@arxhiiie) June 7, 2022My dude, Minnie and Mickey are down on the Las Vegas strip right now, you can have them all day for $200 each. https://t.co/pSvg6xOeBX— Daliman- bottom 2.6% Onlyfans (@daliman13) June 7, 2022The guests should have been proactive and simply falllen upon Mickey and Minnie like ravenous beasts, eating them alive https://t.co/XVB8sxozMi— ☀️🛸Zelle😈✨aka כּוכבי (@tenderhooves) June 6, 2022"at the venue"Bro just admit you got married at DisneyWorld. Why did you type this specifically to avoid saying you were married at DisneyWorld. Are you embarrassed, cause you should be. https://t.co/70FOj7GS50— Kubrick Stare Elmo (@PsycloneJoker) June 7, 2022These clowns forwent feeding their wedding guests for *checks notes* AN APPEARANCE FROM MICKEY AND MINNIE MOUSE https://t.co/d61BYWzmlC— Ronni is the Thrilla from Manila (@LovesTheWords) June 6, 2022the lengths disney adults will go to hang out with strangers dressed up like mice is baffling https://t.co/BjQo2O0Dhc— pk (@pk68916925) June 6, 2022If I had a desi wedding without food and booze because I spent it all on Mickey mouse, the guests would crowdsource my divorce https://t.co/7Hme6P1l2u— Vishesh Raisinghani 🇨🇦 (@Visheshrr) June 6, 2022“There’s food available at the venue” and you have to buy your own food are not the same thing. https://t.co/PSNrXnYRaV— stay blocked stay mad 🥴 (@yagirltoomuch) June 6, 2022not feeding my guests at my star wars themed wedding because I blew the budget on hiring a watto cosplayer— cinnamon bun (@notsofiacoppola) June 7, 2022Credit: Adobe
