We pretend that Valentine’s Day is all about love, but we really know it’s mostly about humping. That’s exactly what we expect the notoriously raunchy Luscious Lisa to tout at this Valentine’s Day show at Stonewall. The Wildtones open, and DJs keep the vibe going till last call.

9 p.m. Thursday; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; $7; stonewallorlando.com.

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