+ Wildly popular Winter Park barbecue joint 4 Rivers Smokehouse adds a Winter Garden location at 1047 S. Dillard St., slated for a March 2011 opening. They are miracle workers, to be sure, but with 2,700 square feet of space, separate outdoor seating and a drive-through to wrangle, if they finish on time, we’ll eat our hat. (Y’know, that hat we wear all the time, the one made out of 4 Rivers brisket.)

+ If you haven’t been reading local blog Your Meat Tooth, you should. Unless you’re a vegetarian, because exchanges like this little meet-cute might turn you off:

Charlie: How do you like your meat?

Diane: Sitting in a pool of its own blood.

Of all the moments we’ve shared, this little snippet of conversation, circa our fourth or fifth date, is the one my now-husband, Charlie, pinpoints as the moment he realized we had something special.

Wordsmiths and committed carnivores Charlie and Diane Levine started the site as a labor of meat love, and Your Meat Tooth is an enjoyably obsessive compendium of many things meat, from Beefscape to Steak Out; kind of like trainspotting for steak-lovers.

+ Oh and YAWN, Gaga and her meat bikini on this month’s cover of Japanese Vogue: Jana Sterbak did it in 1987, and Carolee Schneemann did it in 1964. Old hat, hat lady.

Jessica Bryce Young has been working with Orlando Weekly since 2003, serving as copy editor, dining editor and arts editor before becoming editor in chief in 2016.