Are you too hot for the frozen food aisle? Do you collect as many phone numbers at Publix as BOGO deals? You might have been scoped out recently “where shopping is a pleasure.” These are some of the funniest, creepiest “missed connections” posted on Craigslist from Publix stores in Florida.

That really narrows it down. Screenshot via Craigslist
“You kept looking at my crotch area n smiling” Screenshot via Craigslist
”Some of us old guys are gonna play cornhole later” Screenshot via Craigslist
Sounds like a spicy salad. Screenshot via Craigslist
“I am a Man and yes I’m a little older then you” Screenshot via Craigslist
Hope the daughter isn’t named Juliet. Screenshot via Craigslist
“You were buying strawberries and whipped cream” Screenshot via Craigslist
“Hope you son enjoyed his dinner” Screenshot via Craigslist
“I know you followed me to my car” Screenshot via Craigslist
“I wanted to jump in front of your car” Screenshot via Craigslist
Guessing the color of the T-shirt is black? Screenshot via Craigslist
Kind of makes you regret smiling. Screenshot via Craigslist
We need all package help to the front, please. Screenshot via Craigslist
Maybe she’ll walk by again, better keep waiting. Screenshot via Craigslist
“God bless country girls” Screenshot via Craigslist
“I know I’m not your dream date” Screenshot via Craigslist
“A very attractive Hispanic” Screenshot via Craigslist
“I’ve never seen a man as beautiful as you” Screenshot via Craigslist
“I was sort of holding up the line” Screenshot via Craigslist
Are you following me from Trader Joe’s to Publix? Screenshot via Craigslist
Flu shot side effects include redness and swelling. Screenshot via Craigslist
Some BBW with your BOGO. Screenshot via Craigslist
“Not sure if there is more than one Publix” Screenshot via Craigslist
“You didn’t need a hand with your table” Screenshot via Craigslist
“Tall, thin and has a tattoo on his neck” Screenshot via Craigslist
Two people with terrible color coordination. Screenshot via Craigslist
Was she SO hot, or was it cold in there? Screenshot via Craigslist
“Hi attractive senior female” Screenshot via Craigslist
“You came back for your tortillas” Screenshot via Craigslist
”You told me they were for your —————” Screenshot via Craigslist
“You asked me about Sour Patches” Screenshot via Craigslist
”You were in decent shape, a bit of a small belly” Screenshot via Craigslist
Why are you hitting yourself? Screenshot via Craigslist