Today Google released its lists of the most-searched topics of 2014, always a fascinating-yet-frightening glimpse into the internet hive mind. So, what was the most burning question America tip-tap-typed into the search box in the last 365? Apparently, it’s all about the waistline.

How many calories are in … a slice of pizza? Answer: 285 hot, cheesy calories of IDGAF.
How many calories are in … a banana? Answer: 105 calories of bland yellow charley-horse prevention.
How many calories are in … a slice of pumpkin pie? Answer: 323 calories of fall’s most basic flavor. #PSL4lyfe
How many calories are in … a Big Mac? Answer: 530 – but seriously, if you ordered this, do you really care?
How many calories are in … an apple? Answer: 95 doctor-keeping-away calories, for a medium-size fruit with the skin.
How many calories are in … an egg? Answer: 78 calories in a hard-boiled egg, but don’t think you’re getting off that light on a sunny-side-up.
How many calories are in … an avocado? Answer: 250 creamy calories that you might not be able to revel in next year.
How many calories are in … a cheeseburger? Answer: 300 in the average single-patty fast-food burger.
How many calories are in … a slice of watermelon? Answer: 85 sweet, juicy, seed-spitting calories.
How many calories are in … an orange? Answer: 62 calories of Florida sunshine.