Congrats and lucky you: Orlando has been named Fast Food Capital of the United States. PROUD, PROUD MOMENT. I’m wiping away a tear. No wait, that’s ranch dressing.

The Daily Beast compiled a list of the top 40 fast-food-chain-havin’ cities by comparing number of fast-food outlets to population, so rest assured: We EARNED it. This is no vanity title, y’all!

Total fast food restaurants: 463

Fast food restaurants per 100,000 residents: 196.3

Most prominent chain: Subway

“Subway,” you’re thinking. “Why, that’s health food.”

Jessica Bryce Young has been working with Orlando Weekly since 2003, serving as copy editor, dining editor and arts editor before becoming editor in chief in 2016.