Here you’ll find a selection of disturbing gingerbread houses. (I find it disturbing how many of them are made out of graham crackers. NOT THE SAME THING.) Love the dick graffiti on this one; very seasonally appropriate.

And here we have gold(en-brown sauerkraut), frankfurters, and myrhh — no, ham. Plenty of ham. Mmm, wiener Jesus.

Get cooking, crazypants!

This article appears in Dec 15-21, 2010.

Jessica Bryce Young has been working with Orlando Weekly since 2003, serving as copy editor, dining editor and arts editor before becoming editor in chief in 2016.