Mar 28 – Apr 3, 2018

Mar 28 - Apr 3, 2018 / Vol. 34 / No. 15

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Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer is the voice of this cartoon cowboy frog

Local vocal celebrity Mayor Buddy Dyer is moving on up from his simple days voicing the welcome message on the Orlando airport’s automated people movers to an actual cartoon character gig. Dyer is the voice of Wizard, a boot-wearing, blue dart frog who sounds like he’s more comfortable wrangling cows at the Kissimmee cattle drive…

Florida’s largest medical marijuana provider challenges state limit on dispensaries

Trulieve, Florida’s largest medical marijuana business, is asking a Tallahassee judge to strike down a state law that limits the number of dispensaries marijuana companies can operate, saying the restriction “arbitrarily impairs product availability and safety” and “unfairly penalizes” pot providers. Gadsden County-based Trulieve is challenging the 25-dispensary limit established by state lawmakers last year,…

Florida Sen. Marco Rubio gets called out for gun control hypocrisy

Following the Parkland massacre on Feb. 14, remember the CNN Town Hall on gun control featuring Rubio at which he was essentially tarred and feathered by angry students and parents in his home state? Remember how he told them – in front a national audience, no less – that 18-year-olds shouldn’t be allowed to buy a…

SushiPop opening new location in Winter Park

Sushi Pop is opening a new location in Winter Park this summer, chef Chau Trinh tells us. The new location is located at 115 E. Lyman Ave., in the former Boi Brazil steakhouse spot. Sushi Pop also has a location in Oviedo at 310 W. Mitchell Hammock Road. The new Winter Park outpost will offer the classic…

‘Stranger Things’ is coming to Universal Orlando’s Halloween Horror Nights

Universal Studios announced this morning that a Stranger Things maze is coming to Halloween Horror Nights 2018 at the Hollywood, Orlando, and Singapore parks. “We’re very excited to be working closely with Netflix – to give our guests an immersive experience into the “Stranger Things” world by recreating some of the show’s most iconic scenes, 80’s…

Asian street food joint Kai now open in Winter Park

You want more street food? No? Well, you’re getting it anyway. Kai is the latest joint to offer Asian street eats, theirs more of the pan-Asian sort (think wontons, crispy Korean and Vietnamese fried chicken wings, soups, garlic noodles, loaded fried and fried rice). I know, I know, you were hoping for more tacos, but…

Gideon’s Bakehouse ups prices, acquires new production space

The good news: The cookies aren’t going to sell out (as often). The bad news: You’ll be shelling out a bigger wad of dough for your wads of dough. Gideon’s Bakehouse, the East End Market cookie shop that’s garnered such praise as “Best Chocolate Chip Cookie in Florida” by food-centered website Delish, announced today on…

Hunger Street Tacos, Pizza Bruno coming to Winter Park market/food hall

There’s long been speculation of the old Lombardi’s Seafood building being transformed into a market/food hall but now, it seems it’s finally coming to fruition. Jennifer Crotty, proprietor of flower and garden shop Porch Therapy in East End Market, is spearheading an effort to bring an East End Market-like operation to the old Lombardi’s Seafood space at…

Counting Crows are coming to St. Petersburg this summer

The Counting Crows, along with frontman Adam Duritz and his extremely unfortunate fake “white guy dreads”, are bringing their latest tour to Central Florida this July. Counting Crows play the Al Lang Stadium in St. Petersburg with Live on Tuesday, July 31, at 6: 30 p.m. Tickets go on sale Friday, April 6 at 10…

Orlando Rep. Darren Soto’s wife arrested for disorderly intoxication

The wife of U.S. Rep. Darren Soto was released from the Orange County Jail this morning, following her arrest on a charge of disorderly intoxication. According to the jail’s database, 33-year-old Amanda Soto was booked into jail at 10:44 p.m. Sunday night. She was charged with a second-degree misdemeanor after she and her mother reportedly…

An orca is being treated for a dorsal fin injury SeaWorld Orlando

On March 17, SeaWorld killer whale “Katina,” a matriarch of her orca pond, suffered a tear to her dorsal fin, the organization stated in a blog post Saturday. Theme park officials said it is currently unclear how the 39-year-old female orca suffered the injury, though it’s believed the injury to the base of her dorsal…

Band of the Week: Nundayo

Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s “Band of the Week.” Every week, we highlight one of our favorite local bands. This week, we’re pleased to bring you Nundayo. Nundayo are playing April 8 at HENAO Center with I Met a Yeti, Vox Vocis, and Letters to Part. Just the facts: When did the band form?We’ve been at…

Buddy Dyer ate a Tide Pod

Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer reportedly decided to eat a Tide Pod this week. No exact reason was given as to why the mayor decided to consume the popular laundry soap, but insiders tell us he couldn’t resist the tantalizing texture. “We were all in a meeting and he just sort of pulled one out of…

Following Disney, Universal says they will also increase employee wage gap

After Disney announced an impressive pay package for CEO Bob Iger, Universal followed suit and also increased their employee wage gap. In a prepared statement, NBCUniversal announced this week it would maintain their median pay of $9 an hour for low-level employees, and bravely push CEO Stephen B. Burke’s salary to a competitive and healthy…

The Villages now offers complimentary Bang Bus

After years of overwhelming comment card demands, Florida’s most active senior citizen retirement community is finally adding a complimentary Bang Bus to its grounds. “At first we had liability concerns about adding a Bang Bus to The Villages,” says Eunice Plorkin, The Villages Head of Marketing. “But then a resident pointed out that we’ve never…

Holy Land Experience now offers a ‘Body of Christ’ poke bowl

In a bold move, the Holy Land Experience announced a slew of new food offerings for park guests, including a trendy Body of Christ poke bowl. The new poke bowl, which comes with fresh ahi tuna, avocado, carrots, mango, edamame, pickled ginger and lots of extra sriracha, is just one part of a massive food…

Fun Spot announces new ‘Florida Project’ Experience

In a bold move meant to cash in on the popularity of the Kissimmee-set Oscar-nominated film The Florida Project, Fun Spot announced today that their Kissimmee theme park will soon offer “The Florida Project Experience.” Located less than two miles from the landmark Magic Castle Inn on Kissimmee’s Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway, Fun Spot’s take…

Coca-Cola Orlando Eye is now the Faygo Orlando Eye

The Orlando Eye has made a bold and sort of tasty move, trading their Coca-Cola sponsorship for a Faygo endorsement. “We wanted to retain a soda association with a company that’s just as good, or so we’ve been telling ourselves,” said Michael Blerkin, the Faygo Eye’s new Chief Poperating Officer. “Florida is a state that…

Marco Rubio builds elaborate tunnel system to keep teens away from NRA money

Following a barrage of insults from Parkland shooting survivors, Florida Sen. Marco Rubio has reportedly built an elaborate tunnel system, complete with booby traps, to keep teenagers away from his NRA donations. Located beneath an undisclosed location in Florida, the secret tunnels run for miles and are only accessible through a fireplace in a restaurant…

Florida AG Pam Bondi demands in-person meeting with Facebook over data scandal

Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi and her office are demanding an in-person meeting with Facebook executives after a data scandal involving Cambridge Analytica. The political consulting firm obtained the personal information of 50 million Facebook users through questionable practices to target audiences with digital ads for President Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign, according to the New…

Miguel makes his case in Orlando as one of R&B’s most complete stars

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND Miguel, The Plaza Live, Mar. 29 While the pop music machine can spin seeming magic from figures of marginal talent, R&B often suffers from an opposite phenomenon. Even at its baseline, R&B is a genre overflowing with naturally gifted voices. But often, voices are all they are. Without solid songs or music,…

Tako Cheena will open new Church Street location

Tako Cheena plans to open a new location on Church Street, near the Orlando City Stadium. Owner Edgardo Guzman confirmed to Orlando Weekly that Tako Cheena will take over the kitchen in the downstairs area of Stonewall Bar, located at 741 W. Church St. While this Tako Cheena will have a parking lot, the new…

UCF now has an unknown vigilante called ‘Rat Man’

Is he friend or foe? What does he want? No one knows. All we know at this point is that there’s a full-grown man walking around the University of Central Florida campus in a rat costume, and he’s called “Rat Man.” Recent videos on social media from UCF students appear to show an adult man…

Orlando rapper Woop to play comeback show this weekend

Orlando rapper Woop is set to play a triumphant hometown show on Easter Sunday, after a lengthy absence from the music scene. The MC was released last month after serving nearly two years in prison and he’s hungry to make his mark again, starting with a string of Southern tour dates. Woop made a splash…

Morgan Page brings progressive house back to Gilt Nightclub

Progressive house revivalist Morgan Page stops into Gilt this weekend for a DJ set. Page’s latest EP, Born to Fly, features two songs with vocals from former Orlandoan electropop firecracker Britt Daley, including an update of the Cure’s “Lovesong.” Expect something a little more classic than the usual flavor-of-the-month style. 10 p.m. Saturday; Gilt Nightclub,…

The Sugar Sow Bacon and BBQ opens in Altamonte Springs next week

Sooo-eeeee! Calling all carnivores: The Sugar Sow Bacon & BBQ opens Friday, April 6, in Altamonte Springs. The bacon confectioners known for such gems as chocolate-praline bacon brownies and bourbon brown-sugar bacon roses will add barbecue to the mix when they move into the wee space next to Tamale & Co. Take-Out. Opening-day hours are…

Shakira to play Orlando make-up show this August

Latin music sensation Shakira was forced to reschedule last year’s “El Dorado World Tour” due to strained vocal chords, but luckily for Orlando fans she’s rescheduled her show to a much more seasonally appropriate time for her sultry pop. The 12-time Grammy winner promises the hits and songs from her new album, El Dorado. Expect all…

UCF confirms Dale Whittaker as university’s fifth president

After being selected to succeed longtime University of Central Florida president John Hitt earlier this month, Dale Whittaker – UCF’s provost since 2014 – has been confirmed as the university’s fifth president. Whittaker was selected over three other finalists on March 9. His appointment was confirmed Thursday by Florida’s Board of Governors at the University…

Broken Social Scene reconvene for a group ‘Hug’ at House of Blues

Impelled by the urgent and uneasy times in which we live, the Canadian indie-rock supergroup break their hiatus and ride in rumbling like the cavalry. An indie-rock hall of fame in motion, Broken Social Scene returned after seven relatively quiet years with 2017’s Hug of Thunder. The work of 15 people – including Emily Haines…

Rick Scott backs benefits for Florida first responders with PTSD

Firefighters, police officers and other first responders who suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder will qualify for a full array of workers’ compensation insurance benefits effective Oct. 1, under a bill that Gov. Rick Scott signed into law Tuesday. Joined by state Chief Financial Officer Jimmy Patronis, Attorney General Pam Bondi and legislative leaders, Scott signed…

Marco Rubio warns of ‘nefarious’ election threats

U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio warned Tuesday of a “level of overconfidence” about the security of the nation’s election system heading into the 2018 midterm elections. The Miami-Dade County Republican, who sits on the Senate Intelligence Committee, told reporters in his Tallahassee office he isn’t satisfied enough safeguards are in place —- from the federal, state…

Universal Orlando now offers a Minion character breakfast

The pancakes aren’t the only thing that are so fluffy and to die for at this breakfast. Universal Orlando is offering a Despicable Me Character Breakfast at the Loews Sapphire Falls Resort on Saturday mornings that you can bring your Minion obsessed rugrat to. The breakfast is served in the Cayman Court buffet-style that includes classics…

Jam band Umphrey’s McGee to play Orlando this summer

Jam overlords Umphrey’s McGee have announced a “Fresh” summer tour set for this August and Orlando is one of the stopping points for the band. The extended summer trek will give audiences a chance to hear live tracks from the band’s new album It’s Not Us, as well as a Pearl Jam cover apparently. Umphrey’s…

Florida ordered to create new voting rights restoration system for felons

On Tuesday, calling it a “fatally flawed” system, a federal judge ordered Gov. Rick Scott and the Cabinet to revise the state’s method in restoring voting rights to felons. Scott and state officials – who, under current law, act as the state’s clemency board – can no longer rely on “whims, passing emotions or perceptions” when…

35 free shows happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, March 28 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Beat Poverty Concert: Layla Brisbois Band, Beemo, Josh Williams, Zack Maruniak, Zach Meadows, Elizabeth Ward 6 pm at The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive. Central…

New champagne and caviar concept, Bites & Bubbles, coming to Mills 50

Bites & Bubbles will movie into the former Restaurant Ash location (and more recently, Brooklyn Coffee) in the Mills 50 district. Located at 912 N. Mills Avenue, chef and property owner Eddie Nickell’s champagne and caviar-focused concept will also offer up oysters and a variety of tapas dishes. As the name implies, also expect a large…

Savage Love: ‘Cock Locked’

I’m in D/s relationship. I’m not submissive around the clock, but my partner owns my cock. We’ve purchased several male chastity devices, but I can pretty easily get my cock out of them. My partner did some investigating and learned that the only effective devices work with a Prince Albert piercing – a ring through…

Gimme Shelter: Meet Max!

Looking for a new furry friend? Meet Max! Max (A397348) is a 5-year-old kitty with an amazing personality! He is very sweet, loving, and laid back. He enjoys being pet, and loves attention. He also enjoys playing, but overall he is a very mellow cat. He does have FIV, but cats with FIV can live a…

Legal Public Notices 3/28

Orlando Legals Legal Public Notices Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: Extra Space Storage 540 Cypress Parkway, Kissimmee Florida 34759, 863-240-0879 on 4/17/18 @ 3:30PM. Andre Butler-household goods and furniture, Jeremy Nichelson -household goods and furniture, Brian Santiago-twin bed,…

The best concerts coming to Orlando this week

SickOnes Transatlantic partnership touring bill of UK hardcore band Sickones and Midwest HC stalwarts Divebomb will go down like a storm at Lou’s. 7 p.m. Wednesday, March 28, at Uncle Lou’s, $5 Betty Who The unconventional Australian pop musician recently broke free from longtime label RCA and now controls her own creative destiny. Similar to Robyn,…


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