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Sonoma County comes to I-Drive for Funky Monkey’s Jordan Wine Dinner

Former Mills 50 mainstay Funky Monkey, now located solely in the Pointe Orlando complex, throws a fancy wine dinner this week. Enjoy a four-couse meal, including dessert, with wine pairings selected for each course by Jordan Wines. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Wednesday; Funky Monkey Bistro & Bar, 9101 International Drive; $100-$125; funkymonkeywine.com Funky Monkey Bistro & Bar…

Here’s what to do if you’re confronted by border agents

The crackdown is underway: Last year and the beginning of this one have brought what seems to be a purge of undocumented immigrants living in the United States. It’s a trend that’s increasingly apparent in the case of Florida, where, as of 2014, more than 4 percent of the state’s total population consisted of undocumented…

Florida beaches now feature tiny venomous sea slugs

Just when we thought we’d seen it all, blue dragon sea slugs wash ashore in Boca Raton. That was the case for one couple as they strolled down the shore of Red Reef Park, according to a report from the Sun Sentinel. They expected to find seashells, as lovers sometimes do, but instead they stumbled across…

Carmel Kitchen in Winter Park has closed

Carmel Kitchen Wine Bar, a Tampa-based restaurant chain with iPads for menus, has officially closed its Winter Park location. An employee with Carmel confirmed to Orlando Weekly that an announcement was made last weekend that the company has decided to shutter their Winter Park restaurant at 160 N. Orlando Ave. No exact reason for the closure was…

Broken Social Scene are coming to Orlando this March

Toronto indie-rock Broken Social Scene collective today announced a new round of North American touring for last year’s Hug of Thunder album. Commencing in early March, the “Hug of Thunder” tour will include an Orlando stop. The group also announced upcoming appearances at this year’s Bonnaroo Festival and My Morning Jacket’s One Big Holiday fest.…

Publix will reportedly build a delivery-specific store in Longwood

Perhaps Publix is assuming that shopping is even more of a pleasure if you don’t have to put on pants and leave the house. According to the Orlando Sentinel, Publix plans to build a location in Longwood that is strictly focused on same-day delivery and pick-ups. Publix will be redeveloping the New Assembly of God…

How to see the ‘super blue blood moon’ in Orlando tomorrow morning

If you want to catch the rare “super blue blood moon” in Orlando you’re going to have to get up pretty damn early tomorrow morning. According to NASA, Orlandoans should plan on staring at the western horizon from 5:51 a.m. to 6.45 a.m Wednesday, Jan. 31. What’s so special about this particular moon, besides the…

Florida Keys has more binge drinkers than anywhere else in the state

Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson and Jimmy Buffett, all known for their boozy tendencies, and all of which either lived or spent extensive time in the Florida Keys. Their infamously drunk habits would still fit in with the Keys today. The Florida Keys currently has the highest percentage of binge drinkers than anywhere else in the…

New permits reveal details on Magic Kingdom’s next E-Ticket attraction

Last year at D23, Disney confirmed that a new TRON indoor roller coaster would be coming to the Magic Kingdom. While the belief was this new signature attraction would open in time for the 50th Anniversary, we now have a better understanding of the timeline thanks to recently filed government paperwork. In November, we saw Environmental…

Full Sail graduates won big at this year’s Grammy Awards

The 60th annual Grammy Awards were held last night, and among the big winners behind some of this year’s biggest albums was a clutch of hard-working graduates of Orlando’s Full Sail University, who helped bring some of these albums into the world. List of local winners below: Best Pop Vocal Album: Ed Sheeran Divide: Brent Arrowood…

Kimchi’s Korean Grill will close its doors in February

Now’s your last chance to get Korean barbecue at Kimchi’s. The SoDo (south of downtown) restaurant is hanging up its apron and closing their doors for good on Feb. 27. According to the restaurant, Tin and Tacos will take over Kimchi’s location at 419 E. Michigan St. and plans to open sometime in April or…

Daytona’s FannyPack spark bright in Orlando debut at the Falcon

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND FannyPack, Sports Reference and Tourist Season, The Falcon, Jan. 27 It was a night of decent but literal acts. Although occasionally brawnier with the rock, Gainesville’s Sports Reference were by-the-numbers classic emo. And solo local act Tourist Season – perhaps the most apropos name for an Orlando act ever – was straightforward…

Heads were falling off Disney robots yesterday

“We got no troubles, life is the bubbles under the sea,” except for, of course, partially decapitated heads. On Sunday, Jan. 28, Ursula’s head dangled from her body in full view of guests riding Disneyland’s The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Undersea Adventure attraction. See all that stuff inside, kids? That’s why your robots never worked. A guest…

Tori Tori Japanese Pub coming to Mills 50 this summer

Sonny Nguyen, chef/owner of DOMU at East End market, will open a traditional Japanese pub in the Mills 50 District this summer. Tori Tori, a play off “yakitori,” will open in the space next to King Bao at 720 N. Mills Ave. Nguyen, who’s partnering on the project with local restaurateur Johnny Tung, is keeping…

Band of the Week: Yogurt Smoothness

Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s “Band of the Week.” Every week, we highlight one of our favorite local bands. This week, we’re pleased to bring you Yogurt Smoothness. Yogurt Smoothness is playing Will’s Pub on Jan. 31 with Boytoy. Just the facts: When did the band form?We’ve been around since 2007, somehow. Who’s in the band?Dan…

Digress Wine set to pour in College Park

Rob Chase and Brian Kerney, new owners of Cavanaugh’s Fine Wines, have grand plans for the College Park stalwart. We told you back in December that Cavanaugh’s would undergo a thorough rebrand with a new concept and name. That new name is Digress Wine and the new concept is that of a “casual and welcoming neighborhood wine…

Florida law enforcement open criminal investigation into former Sen. Latvala

State law-enforcement officials have found probable cause to open a criminal investigation into possible wrongdoing by former Sen. Jack Latvala, a Clearwater Republican who announced his resignation last month amid a probe into allegations of possible public corruption. After conducting a preliminary review, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement has opened an “active investigation,” department…

White supremacists are planning to rally in Tallahassee this weekend

A white supremacist organization involved in the violent Charlottesville demonstrations last year is planning to hold its first rally of 2018 in Tallahassee this weekend. The Tallahassee Democrat reports League of the South leaders say they will hold a demonstration at the Old Capitol building on Saturday, Jan. 27. The organization encouraged members on its…

A rogue penis made an appearance at an Orlando pizza joint

Penis and pizza can be an unsavory combination, unless of course it’s Dong Pizza. But typically, it’s safe to say these two don’t mix. A recent video posted to Facebook shows a man stripping naked, and climbing over the counter at a Panino’s, a downtown Orlando pizza joint. WARNING! THIS VIDEO SHOWS DONG (UPDATE: The…

Florida House signs off on slavery memorial at Capitol

With the idea also moving quickly through the Senate, the Florida House on Thursday unanimously passed a bill to create a slavery memorial at the state Capitol. The bill (HB 67), sponsored by Rep. Kionne McGhee, D-Miami, calls for the Florida Department of Management Services, working with the state Division of Historical Resources, to develop…

Orange County to bring two more solar co-ops to residents in 2018

Orange County plans to up the ante as the state’s largest and most successful solar co-op by bringing two additional solar co-ops to residents in the coming months, as part of a partnership with Solar United Neighbors of Florida. A solar co-op in East Orange County launched earlier this month, on Jan. 22, with the…

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club postpone tonight’s Orlando show

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club have postponed their Orlando show – set for tonight at the Beacham downtown – until May. A statement released by the band read: “Hey Guys, we’re very sorry to have to tell you that both Pete & Rob have been hit by the flu that’s been going around and, per doctor’s orders,…

OnePulse Foundation seeks public input on Pulse memorial

As Orlando still heals from Pulse a year and a half later, local leaders are starting to have discussions on what to do with the site of the massacre. One such discussion will take place this weekend as the onePULSE Foundation starts its series of community meetings to get the public’s input on the future…

Florida lawmakers want to allow guns in churches

The Florida House and Senate have started moving forward with measures that would allow people with concealed-weapons licenses to carry guns on the grounds of churches and other religious institutions that include schools. But as with past failed efforts, a Senate proposal (SB 1048) approved Thursday by the Judiciary Committee would prohibit firearm possession during…

Quantum Leap hosts Love Fest block party for Mills 50

Celebrate your love of Mills 50 at this outdoor block party outside Quantum Leap Winery. Enjoy live music and DJs while browsing the wares of local craftspeople and sampling cocktails from the Guesthouse, beer from Ten10 and wine from Quantum Leap. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday; Quantum Leap Winery, 1312 Wilfred Drive; free; mills50.org [location-1] Related…

CRC proposal could unravel privacy guarantees for Floridians, starting with women

An amendment proposed by the state’s Constitution Revision Commission could erode privacy protections between Florida’s government and its citizens, says one of the lawmakers who wrote the state’s 1980 privacy amendment. Sponsored by CRC appointee John Stemberger and drafted by former Florida Supreme Court Justice Kenneth Bell, the amendment proposes to add 10 words to…

A gang of angry turkeys is now running this Longwood neighborhood

The week of wild Florida news continues: One neighborhood in Seminole County is dealing with an aggressive turkey problem – turkeys chasing kids and damaging cars… pic.twitter.com/9kgju77VX0 — Clay LePard (@ClayLePard) January 24, 2018 A crew of unruly and aggressive wild turkeys have essentially taken over a neighborhood in Longwood, Florida, prompting wildlife officials to…

Escaped horse refuses to pull over for Florida deputy

An escaped horse with someplace to be refused to obey direct orders to pull over from a Florida deputy. On Wednesday, Jan. 24, deputies with Pasco Sheriff’s Office spotted a horse running north along U.S. 19 in the Hudson area. A video of the incident was posted to the department’s Facebook page and you can actually…

Orlando’s failed bid for Amazon’s HQ2 involved millions in tax incentives, free land and a new high school

The Orlando Economic Partnership released details this afternoon from the region’s failed bid for Amazon’s secondary headquarters, HQ2, and it involves plenty of free land, tax incentives and even solar arrays in the shape of the company’s logo. The proposal was divided into four regions for Amazon to choose from, which included downtown Orlando’s Creative…

Lynyrd Skynyrd will play two Florida shows on their final farewell tour

Here’s your last chance to yell “Free Bird!” This morning, Southern rock legends Lynyrd Skynyrd decided to call it quits and announced plans for a final farewell tour, which will kick off in their home state of Florida. The Jacksonville natives will be joined by Kid Rock, Hank Williams Jr., Bad Company, the Marshall Tucker…

Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz got a lesson on how analogies work last night

“If you’re going to make an analogy at least know what you’re talking about.” Oof. This clip. https://t.co/iWXsZAhky7 — Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) January 25, 2018 Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz, an elected official who once filed a bill based on a conspiracy theory he saw on Reddit, appeared on CNN last night to argue that some missing…

Florida lawmakers could expand needle-exchange program statewide

Two years after lawmakers approved a needle-and-syringe exchange program in Miami-Dade County, the House and Senate are considering taking it statewide and expanding the types of providers who can offer the services. House and Senate health care-panels on Wednesday approved bills that would allow hospitals, clinics, medical schools and substance-abuse treatment programs to begin offering…

Florida bill would mandate HPV vaccination for all public school students

A bill has been filed in the Florida Legislature that would seek to vaccinate students at Florida public schools against the most common sexually transmitted disease in the U.S. – human papillomavirus, or HPV. SB 1558, also known as the “Women’s Cancer Prevention Act,” was introduced by Florida state Sen. Jose Javier Rodriguez, a Democrat,…

Florida dog nearly dies after owner attempts to color it purple

“Do not, under any circumstances, use hair color intended for humans on your pets,” warned Pinellas County Animal Services after someone nearly killed their dog with purple hair dye. Violet – a normally white, 5-pound Maltese mix – was brought to the Pinellas County Animal Services with burns and swollen eyes. Detailing the incident in…

26 free shows happening in Orlando this weeek

Wednesday, Jan. 24 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm at the Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave. Joylane, the Coven, Filthy Deniros, Laghima, Pig Pen 8 pm at Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave. Thursday,…

182 Toys R Us locations are closing, including three in Central Florida

Yesterday, Toys R Us announced plans to close up to 182 stores across the country, including three locations in the Orlando area. The stores include a location in Altamonte Springs (708 W. State Road 436), a Babies R Us store in Kissimmee (2601 W. Osceola Parkway) and a Toys R Us store in Kissimmee (3214 John Young Parkway). The company…

Riverdance returns to the stage at the Dr. Phillips Center

The pitter-patter of little Irish feet caused a sensation back in the 1990s when Riverdance, a high-concept Irish step dancing revue, became an international hit after premiering during the 1994 Eurovision competition. The PBS staple was credited with packing previously barren step dancing classes, and launching the career of Chicago-born dancer Michael Flatley, the original…

Black Rebel Motorcycle Gang rides into the Beacham this week

Over the course of a steady career of nearly two decades, this rubber-burning California rock gang has risen from the cult of bands that kneel at the Jesus & Mary Chain altar to become one of the most successful, enduring and distinguished of their class. Their octane was clear from birth, and it rocketed them…

A Lakeland high school is performing a musical about Publix

The Lakeland Chamber of Commerce’s annual meeting tomorrow will get a little more entertaining when Harrison School for the Arts performs a musical about Publix and its owner. Titled When You Dream, the musical will start with the story of founder George W. Jenkins and his journey to becoming the owner of the locally based…

New Smyrna’s Images art festival is worth the drive

Art transcends media. Every time we scroll down our social media feed we see various art forms, people living out their creative dreams in a space that builds connections across platforms. This weekend, New Smyrna Beach will have booths filled with individuals aiming to display their art to patrons and make some dough while doing…

Savage Love: ‘Mother Love’

My father left my mother abruptly when I was 14 years old, and he hasn’t contacted either of us since. It was a crushing blow for her, and she retreated from the world. She was never bitter about it, but it was devastating. She lost the love of her life for no apparent reason and…

The best Orlando concerts happening this week

Joy Lane New and impressive electro/post-punk project heads to Lou’s as part of a bill including the Coven, Laghima and the Filthy Dineros. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 24, at Uncle Lou’s, free Dearest Local loop/soundscape instrumentalist who recently impressed opening up for Perfume Genius shares the stage with locals Volcanist and Zigtebra from Chicago. 9…

Tara Kromer is an Orlando director worth keeping an eye (and ear) out for

In recent months, challenges to the patriarchy have rocked the performing arts from Hollywood to Broadway. And while Orlando’s entertainment community may be more diverse than many, we aren’t immune to issues of gender inequity. For example, Central Florida is blessed with an abundance of talented actresses, as well as designers, producers, and even venue…

ICYMI: Amazon leaves the City Beautiful off list of finalists for HQ2, offshore oil drilling could still happen in Florida and more

Thousands attend an intersectional reckoning at the Orlando Women’s March: On the one-year anniversary of the largest political protest in U.S. history, thousands of people flooded Lake Eola Park in downtown Orlando to show their solidarity with women and other marginalized communities the Trump administration has targeted. Sheena Meade, a former candidate for the Florida…

Gimme Shelter: Meet Tillie

Looking for a pet? Meet Tillie! Tillie (A386208) is 1 year old and is looking for a forever home. She can be a little shy at first, but she warms up quickly and you’ll see her amazing personality. She is mellow and laid-back, and enjoys being petted. Tillie has been spayed, vaccinated and has a microchip,…


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