Dec 27, 2017 – Jan 2, 2018

Dec 27, 2017 - Jan 2, 2018 / Vol. 34 / No. 2
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Report ranks Florida third in small business growth in 2017

Florida had one of the nation’s strongest performances in small business growth through last year, according to a new study. The study, known as the Paychex IHS Markit Small Business Employment Watch, found that Florida ranked third overall in small business growth across the country, led by only Tennessee and Washington. With that, the study…

9 big additions coming to Orlando’s theme parks in 2018

2017 saw plenty of big additions at the area’s theme parks, and come 2019 we’ll see the biggest addition likely since the opening of the original Wizarding World area at Islands of Adventure when Star Wars opens at Hollywood Studios. While 2018 will be nothing compared to what’s to come, plenty of big changes are…

Main Street USA Mayor George Weaver and Mimi Kaboom both pass away

After more than two decades the re-election campaign of Main Street Mayor George Weaver has come to an end. The well-known Magic Kingdom streetmosphere actor passed away on Christmas Eve at the age of 84. The Florida native has a performing career stretching more than 60 years including stints in New York City, the Poconos,…

Band of the Week: Cool Grandma

Happy New Year! Welcome back to Orlando Weekly’s “Band of the Week.” Every week, we highlight one of our favorite local bands. This week, we’re pleased to bring you Cool Grandma. Cool Grandma is playing Friday, Jan.5 at the Falcon with Expert Timing, Pictures of Vernon, and Trendy Dog with Sunglasses. Just the facts: When…

Bill would bar local regulation of vacation rentals in Florida

In what could be a heavily debated issue during the 2018 legislative session, a Senate Republican has filed a bill that would prevent local governments from regulating vacation rental properties. Sen. Greg Steube, R-Sarasota, filed the proposal (SB 1400) to give regulatory power to the state. Vacation rentals include properties such as single-family homes that…

Downtown Orlando’s Kasa will rebrand as Chela Tequila and Tacos

Kasa Tapas and Raw Bar, located inside downtown Orlando’s Chase Plaza, will soon transform into a casual taco joint. The company confirmed the rebranding this afternoon. The tapas spot will close Dec. 31 and reopen Jan. 23 as Chela Tequila and Tacos, reports Brendan O’Connor of the Bungalower. Don’t worry, brunch and UnWine’d Wednesdays will still…

Notre Dame and LSU come to town for the 50th annual Citrus Bowl

Now in its 50th year, the seventh-oldest collegiate bowl game in the nation presents a top-ranked matchup between the University of Notre Dame Fighting Irish (9-3) and the Louisiana State University Tigers (9-3). With Notre Dame’s hard-nosed offense lining up across from LSU’s chain-gang of a defense, it’s a matchup that’ll remain as much of…

New bar and restaurant Iron Cow Cafe is now open in the Milk District

Another contender has entered the Milk District scene. Iron Cow Cafe recently opened in the revamped space at 2438 E. Robinson St. The new spot features a full bar and kitchen, with a menu spanning bites like baguette sandwiches, cheese pita pizzas and empanadas. As of now, Iron Cow hosts live music on Fridays and…

Truck Stop Pop-Up Kitchen soft-opens tomorrow in Thornton Park

Taking over the former Graffiti Junktion space in Thornton Park, the new Truck Stop Pop-Up Kitchen will soft-open Friday evening. The new concept, which will allow a new food truck, chef or catering company to take over the space every week, will host a soft opening at 8 p.m. Dec. 29, at 900 E. Washington…

Disney World guest chants ‘Lock him up’ during Donald Trump’s robot speech at Hall of Presidents

Because perhaps Robert Mueller’s investigation into possible collusion between Russia and the Trump administration isn’t enough, a concerned citizen is now demanding we lock up Disney’s Trump robot. Yesterday, a guest identified as Jay Malsky filmed himself yelling “Lock him up” throughout the Trump-bot’s speech at the Disney World Hall of Presidents. During the video…

Quit your job and become a full-time mermaid at Weeki Wachee Springs

If you’re looking to start a new career in 2018, Weeki Wachee Springs State Park is holding auditions for its mermaid squad. The park will hold open auditions for any potential mermaids or mermen interested in making $10 an hour to swim year-round in 72-degree spring water. The first audition, which takes place Jan. 13 at…

The top 10 insane Trump tweets of 2017

I got drunk last weekend and read all 2,735 tweets that Donald Trump has written since the election in the hopes that Trump’s Twitter feed (collected and searchable on trumptwitterarchive.com, by the way) might be a good way to get a sense of the horrors we’ve endured. Looking at the tweets was like reliving all…

10 Orlando food trends that we hope stay behind in 2017

It was basically impossible in 2016 to walk into a restaurant without wading through braised pork belly, chicken and waffles, avocado on everything and “fusion” tacos, and 2017 brought its own batch of overexposed trends we’ve just had about enough of. Here are 10 we hope will stay right here in this dumpster fire of…

Monthly electronic music night Moloko Plus returns to Lil Indies

Eschewing their usual program of improvisatory exploration of sprawling banks of analog synth technology, this New Year’s Eve Eve edition of monthly electronic music night Moloko Plus is widening the focus a little. First up, you’ve got Russell Parker’s Harsh Radish, who will be providing a real-time New Order-esque tutorial on how electronics can exist…

‘School of Rock’ will have you pumping your devil-horns in the air

Over the past 12 months, the Fairwinds Broadway series brought several unsatisfying adaptations of beloved films to Orlando’s Dr. Phillips Center (I’m looking at you, Little Mermaid and Finding Neverland), so I was understandably apprehensive about ending my theater-going year with yet another awful screen-to-stage musical. Merrily, instead of the lump of coal I feared,…

Savage Love: ‘Quickies’

I have been with my unicorn boyfriend for four months. The sexual chemistry between us is out of this world! I’m a woman who’s very open-minded when it comes to trying new things: I’ve had threesomes and foursomes, tried every toy on the market, done anal sex, BDSM and many other things. He is sexually…

ICYMI: Union workers reject Disney’s latest offer on wage increase, a report finds that over 50 percent of jaywalking tickets in Orange County are garbage, and more

Disney union workers reject company’s latest offer on wage increase: Thousands of Disney union workers in Orlando overwhelmingly rejected the theme park company’s proposed pay raise, which union leaders called “poverty wages.” When negotiations started, union leaders wanted an increase for workers to $15 per hour. Out of the 38,000 cast members the unions represent,…

Looking back at 2017’s theme parks and performing arts in Orlando

Traditionally, I devote my last Live Active Cultures column of each year to highlights and lowlights from Orlando’s theaters and theme parks over the preceding 12 months. But 2017 turned out to be the year when good became bad, right became wrong, and collusion became kosher. Rather than lament the fact that we all now…


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