Aug 3-9, 2016

Aug 3-9, 2016 / Vol. 32 / No. 33

Eat this now: quince-manchego croissant from Buttermilk Bakery

We’ve been holding off on talking too much about Buttermilk Bakery’s new brick-and-mortar shop, because technically they are still in soft opening mode. So phone first, but it’s a pretty sure bet you’ll find the Buttermilk Bakers at work between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. Behind the glass in the new…

Today is the last day to vote in the 2016 Best of Orlando polls

On Wednesday, at 11:59 p.m., the polls for the 2016 Best of Orlando Readers Poll will officially close, which means time is running out to cast a vote for your favorites in local food, art, entertainment and more.  Have a favorite bar, boutique, or yoga studio? Let ’em know!  VOTE HERE  The winners will be…

According to this map, Florida is flooded with cargo shorts

Florida is hot, and because of this we prefer to wear shorts, specifically cargo shorts, and not jean shorts.  Recently the Washington Post, who was desperate to write about anything other than this year’s election, decided to breakdown the country by the two least desirable types of shorts: cargo and jort.  To do this, they…

Even dolphins think you shouldn’t take photos with a tablet

Last weekend, a dolphin at SeaWorld Orlando attempted to steal and destroy a woman’s iPad, proving once and for all that even the animal kingdom thinks you look like a doof talking photos with a tablet.  The video shows the dolphin reaching out of the tank, plucking a bright pink iPad out of a woman’s…

Elvis Depressedly to headline show at Will’s Pub tonight

 The Elvis Depressedly / Teen Suicide / Nicole Dollanganger triple bill comes through Orlando tonight as part of their “Summertime in Hell” tour. The gentle but defeated lo-fi pop music will put a new spin on the phrase “cruel summer.” Show is at 7 p.m. tonight at Will’s Pub. Consider this post a pat on the…

One Voice Orlando brings opera stars together to benefit Pulse victims

Opera Orlando is putting together an opera all-star jam to benefit victims and families of those affected by the Pulse shooting. Dubbed “One Voice Orlando” the show will bring together leading lights of contemporary opera from around the country for just one night. One Voice Orlando has so far announced performances from Ana Maria Martinez,…

Main Street Restaurant Week continues through Aug. 13

By this time, if you’ve visited any one of the Orlando Main Street organization’s restaurants, you might have noticed the special Main Street Restaurant Week deals that started on July 31.  Continuing through Aug. 13 (that’s two full weeks), Main Street Restaurant Week features member restaurants and deals from $5 (two cupcakes and a coffee…

Crystal Pepsi brings 1992 back for eight weeks starting today

Once upon a time, sweet Millenials, the Cola Wars were a thing. The Coca-Cola Company and PepsiCo went at it with dueling products that finally ended with definitive answers on either side of the “Is Pepsi OK?” question at restaurants all over the world. In 1992, PepsiCo challenged the Coca-Cola Company by stripping all the…

4 Rivers Smokehouse will open Kissimmee location tomorrow

For those of us who remember standing outside in the blazing heat on Fairbanks Avenue for an hour waiting for a taste of John Rivers’ melty, smoky brisket doused in sauce with a giant cupcake on the side, then sitting outside in the blazing heat devouring it all, it’s hard to believe that the 4…

Donald Trump is coming to Kissimmee on Thursday

Republican nominee Donald Trump is coming to Kissimmee this Thursday, Aug. 11.  His visit comes a few days after Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton visited Osceola County and it will be in the same venue, but in a different area: the Silver Spurs Arena at 7 p.m. If you want to go to this rodeo, you…

Father of Pulse shooter attends Hillary Clinton rally in Kissimmee

Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton held a public rally in Kissimmee Monday night that drew over 3,00o people, including Seddique Mateen, the father of Pulse shooter Omar Mateen.  As you can see in the clip above, Seddique Mateen spoke with WPTV after the rally at a rest stop near West Palm Beach. “It’s a Democratic Party,…

Disney now offers guests at Hollywood Studios a $500 Star Wars app

Pokemon Go has proven that augment reality is the future of mobile games, but Disney is pushing the envelope even more by taking a simple game, adding a few physical prizes and then charging $500 for it. Yep, Disney now offers a Star Wars Rebels-themed smartphone augment reality game for $500, well actually $499. The…

Florida GOP spokesman quits because of Donald Trump

Wadi Gaitan, the chief spokesman for the Florida GOP, who is also Hispanic, says he’s quitting because of Donald Trump.  According to multiple reports, Gaitan says he’s stepping down from his position to join the the LIBRE Initiative, a grassroots organization involving the Koch brothers.   “I’m thankful for my almost two years with the Florida…

Just announced: Sum 41 to play House of Blues

Canuck pop-punk godfathers Sum 41 are back together and poised to hit the road with Senses Fail and As It Is later this year and an Orlando stop has been pencilled in. Touring behind new album 13 Voices, Sum 41 is due to play the House of Blues on Wednesday, October 5, as part of the “Don’t…

Singer Jimmy Gnecco plays the Social tonight

Ours frontman Jimmy Gnecco has hit the road solo style- though he will be accompanied by members of Ours- for a series of intimate acoustic evenings. He’ll be performing and reshaping solo songs and Ours numbers into more stripped-down and personal takes. Tonight Gnecco plays the Social at 7 p.m. Tickets are $12-$14. Supporting are Intrepid and Hannah Gernand.…

Viceland’s ‘Gaycation’ comes to Orlando for special Pulse episode

Viceland’s Emmy-nominated reality series Gaycation will be airing a special episode examining the aftermath of the Pulse shooting in Orlando.  According to Entertainment Weekly, the episode “Gaycation Presents: Orlando,” follows actress Ellen Page and executive producer Ian Daniel to Orlando as they conduct interviews with people affected by the shooting.  The episode is set to air at 10 p.m.…

Florida is one of the worst states to have a baby, says study

Apparently, Florida is great for retirees but not so much for babies. According to a study on best and worst states to have a baby in 2016, Florida came in ninth place and they didn’t even mention Zika.  To calculate their findings, personal finance website Wallethub compared all 50 states and the District of Columbia…

Just a reminder that Hillary Clinton will be in Kissimmee tonight

As part of her Jobs Tour, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton will be holding a rally in Kissimmee this evening. According to her campaign site, Clinton will be at the at the Exhibition Hall at the Osceola Heritage Park in Kissimmee at 6:30 p.m. Doors open at 4:3o p.m.  Her site claims Clinton will outline her plan…

Bob Dylan comes to Dr. Phillips Center in November

Official living legend Bob Dylan will play the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts in November, the arts center announced today. Tickets go on sale 10 a.m. Friday, Aug. 12, for the show on Tuesday, Nov. 22. In his more than five decades of stardom, Dylan has explored styles ranging from folk to rock…

Local pilot arrested for flying tour helicopter within a few feet of cars

A local pilot was arrested Saturday for flying a tour helicopter, with passengers in it, within a few feet of traffic. According to the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office, Orlando HeliTours pilot Thomas Vorstman was flying a group of passengers near West Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway about 1 p.m, when deputies observed the helicopter flying a few feet…

NYC’s Pawns bring goth with a capital G to Uncle Lou’s

Formed by hardcore vets who were tired of teenage angst, and by the sound of it, seemingly tired of the chore that is life, Richard Gage Allison and Noel Mateus channeled an epic reserve of dramatic ennui into their new musical vehicle, Pawns. And Pawns channel a whole new world of inner damage. They’re postpunk as…

Poison the Well kick off brief reunion tour at Backbooth

Back in the heady, sweltering days of the Florida post-hardcore renaissance (circa 1997-2001), Miami’s Poison the Well held a place near the top of the metalcore pantheon. They gained a devoted following on the strength of their doomy riffs, screamy vocals and super-moshable breakdowns: the perfect soundtrack for a generation of angsty youths with nothing…

Downtown Credo, Pop Parlour and Farmacy coming to North Quarter

More good news for all you urbanites and city dwellers. Downtown CREDO, the Pop Parlour and Winter Garden’s Farmacy will move into the ground floor of the NORA Apartments next month. The three local outfits will make up the North Quarter Market – which, according to a post on NORA’s Facebook page, “combines the downtown lifestyle…

Marion County park closes due to ‘large, aggressive’ alligator

A “large, aggressive” alligator has caused Marion County officials to temporarily close parts of a Dunnellon park. On Friday, Aug. 5, Marion County Parks and Recreation Department announced on their Facebook page that swimming, tubing, diving and paddle boarding at K.P. Hole is temporarily closed because an alligator was reported upriver. The city’s Facebook warning has…

Austin psych band Kay Odyssey to play Will’s Pub this Saturday

Kay Odyssey, the Austin-based heavy psych quartet with deep Orlando roots (via vocalist Kristina Boswell), will be playing Will’s Pub this weekend. The group balances the freakout vibes of a Spacemen 3 with postpunk poses a la Siouxsie and the Banshees quite deftly. Local support comes from Harsh Radish and Transcendental Telecom. Show is at…

Jack Hanna’s ‘Wild Weekend’ returns to SeaWorld Orlando

Jack Hanna, world-renowned conservationist and khaki enthusiast, is bringing his “Wild Weekend” back to SeaWorld Orlando. The animal expert will be at SeaWorld Orlando Aug. 20 and Aug. 21, sharing facts about animals and stories of his adventures. The shows are included in the general park admission, but there will also be other opportunities to meet…

Cast members from reality show ‘Cake Boss’ coming to Florida Mall

Cast members of the TLC reality show Cake Boss, a show about the bottomless pit of drama surrounding desserts, will visit the Florida Mall this month.  Ahead of the Season 8 premiere, head baker Joey Faugno and research and product development chef Chad Durkin will host a meet-and-greet with fans at Carlos Bakery on Aug. 22, according…

Watch this fisherman accidentally catch a 6-foot alligator in Kissimmee

Just another video of someone surprised that alligators exist.   Stephen McMillan was visiting from Scotland and fishing for bass in a lake near Kissimmee, Florida, when he inadvertently caught a 6-foot alligator instead.  As you can see in video above, a very excited McMillan reels in the gator and lets out a few indiscernible…

Sweet Crude push the Cajun tradition into the modern pop era (Will’s Pub)

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND  Although Sweet Crude sounds like something that just rolled off the tongue of a Texas oil man, it’s actually a band from next door in Louisiana. But they’re not just Louisianians, they’re Louisianais – Cajuns in both blood and intent. Dispel any notions of BeauSoleil or anything like that, however, because their…

Death metal overlords Gruesome to play the Haven Lounge tonight

Gruesome are a metal supergroup of sorts, keeping their sound new by taking death metal back to its repulsive, primitive roots. The current lineup features members of Exhumed, Possessed and Malevolent Creation. This is a big night for metal fans, as Gruesome definitely hearken back to the glory days of Tampa/Orlando death metal, and the band are…

Maestro Cucina Napoletana brings Neapolitan fare to Park Avenue

Fans of TerraMia, be it the ristorante in Altamonte Springs or the pizzeria in Lake Mary, will have another option come September’s end. Maestro Cucina Napoletana, by local restaurateur Rosario Spagnolo, will move into the space most recently occupied by Makis Place at 528 S. Park Ave. in Winter Park. Spagnolo expects the restaurant to have…

St. Pete beatmaker Rogerthomas premieres Orlando-inspired music video

St. Petersburg-based experimental beatmaker RogerThomas has premiered a new music video for “Thas Wassup” that  is a tripped-out POV travelogue through the streets of Orlando.  Made in tadnem with Nymania Productions, the video is intended as a left0field love letter to the city from both Nymania and the Warped Records-affiliated electronic artist. Relaxed, summery vibes…

New poll shows less than 13 percent of Florida Hispanics support Trump

A new poll shows that GOP candidate Donald Trump only appeals to 12.9 percent of Hispanics in Florida, one of the most crucial swing states in the road to the presidency.  The poll from New Latino Voice, showed that 76.4 percent would vote for Hillary Clinton and an additional 10.7 percent would vote for another candidate.   …

You can get these slushy gin and tonics at Stardust tonight

Remix in real life! Tonight only, you can get the gin-and-tonic slushy* featured in this month’s Remix cocktail column at Stardust, thereby avoiding having to bust out your own blender. (NOTE: That’s Stardust Video & Coffee in Audubon Park, not the Stardust Lounge downtown.)  Food and drink expert-around-town Gabby Lothrop, who also runs the Audubon…

Universal’s Incredible Hulk coaster is now officially open

Almost one year after the Incredible Hulk coaster closed for refurbishments at Universal Studios Islands of Adventure, the popular thrill ride is officially smashing again.  According to the Orlando Sentinel, the ride is now open to the public.  Since last September, the roller coaster has been undergoing a complete overhaul, with all new track, new…

New Orleans’ own Sweet Crude plays Will’s Pub tonight

The Buoyant indie-rock battalion Sweet Crude, the  attempts to fuse the traditional sounds of their New Orleans home with brainy pop excellence. They play tonight at Will’s Pub with Run Raquel and Vinnie Cheekie. Hybridizing traditional music with newer songforms is a delicate balancing act, but the dancefloor payoffs can be huge. Show starts at 9 p.m. tonight. Door…

Mayor Buddy Dyer says City of Orlando should purchase Pulse

Orlando mayor Buddy Dyer says the City should purchase Pulse, the gay night club where 49 people were shot and killed last June, and eventually create a memorial.  “At some point I think the city needs to gain control [or] purchase the Pulse site and then make some determination, with a lot of input, on…

Activist and actor George Takei is speaking at Rollins College

Oh my. LGBTQ activist, Star Trek actor and living meme George Takei will be speaking at Rollins College 7:30 p.m. Thursday, Jan. 19.  Takei’s speaking event “Where No Story Has Gone Before: An Evening with George Takei” will discuss the four years he spent in an World War 2 internment camp as a child, his…

Western Sons headline Punk on the Patio tonight

This month’s Punk on the Patio features the Western Sons taking their turn anchoring this edition of this gritty concert series. Also featuring are Raising Cadence and Scholars & Scoundrels. Show starts at 8 p.m. at the Patio. Loud and local music downtown is a rarity to be enjoyed. Cover is $5. Related Stories

Just a reminder that Donald Trump will be in Daytona Beach today

Donald Trump, a candidate whose campaign is currently attempting an “URGENT PIVOT,” because he can’t stop insulting the parents of a dead marine, will be speaking at a rally in Daytona Beach today.  Trump, who’s also currently in a fight with a baby, is set to speak at 3 p.m. at the Ocean Center in…

24 free concerts in Orlando this week (8/3-8/9)

Wednesday August 3 Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints Of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm at St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm at the Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.  The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With…

Orlando man arrested for throwing and killing a flamingo at Busch Gardens

An Orlando was arrested for throwing and killing a flamingo at Busch Gardens Tuesday afternoon.  Authorities told WPLG that 45-year-old Joseph Anthony Carrao reached into an animal pen in Jambo Junction, picked up a flamingo named “Pinky” and threw it to the ground. Pinky, a 15-year-old Chilean flamingo, was injured so badly it needed to be…

Selections: Our picks of the week’s best events, Aug. 3-9

Saturday, 6 The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses Master Quest EVENTS Hey! Listen! This concert is music to Legend of Zelda fans’ ears, literally. The beloved game series’ instrumental soundtrack is brought to life by a full orchestra synced to a highlight reel that pulls from everything from Link’s Awakening to Wind Waker.…

Picks This Week: Gruesome, Elvis Depressedly, Young Greatness and more

Punk on the Patio Western Sons take their turn anchoring this edition of this gritty monthly concert series, also featuring Raising Cadence and Scholars & Scoundrels. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 3, at the Patio, $5 Sweet Crude Buoyant indie-rock battalion attempts to fuse the traditional sounds of their New Orleans home with brainy pop excellence.…

Remembering the Orlando 49: Christopher Andrew Leinonen

Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Christopher Andrew Leinonen. Paula Lupton says she would describe her friend Christopher “Drew” Leinonen as a renaissance man. The 32-year-old knew a little bit of everything. As a Seminole…

The good ol’ gin and tonic gets the slushy treatment for summer

There’s a reason gin and tonic is the quintessential summer drink, and it’s not just the crisp, refreshing flavor: It prevents malaria. Well, so thought the 19th-century British officers stationed in India who took to mixing their prescribed quinine (in the form of “tonic water”) with their daily ration of gin to make it more…

Savage Love (8/3/16)

I can’t believe this is why I’m finally writing you. My husband is using Pokémon Go as an excuse to stay out until 5 a.m. with another woman. She is beautiful and about a decade younger than him, and he won’t hear me out on why this is bothersome. Our work schedules don’t match up,…

Gimme Shelter (8/3/16)

Peaches (A355233) is just as sweet as can be! She’s beautiful inside and out; her markings are gorgeous and unique, and her personality is very fun and outgoing. And, for the month of August, we’re hosting our Summer Splash promotion. Pick a rubber duck out of the beach pail to determine your adoption price: $5,…

Opening in Orlando: Nine Lives, Suicide Squad and more

OPENING THIS WEEK: Nine Lives  A few years ago, there was a spate of movies about driven businessmen who neglected their wife and children, only to become trapped in a supernatural situation designed to show them the error of their ways. From The Family Man to Click, the movies kept coming and the Twilight Zone…


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