Nothing says, “I have a disgusting amount of money,” like landing your helicopter on your mega-yacht. So what if they depreciate in value exponentially? So what if they cost heaps of money to upkeep and operate? It’s a yacht! Plus, you get to name it something punny like, “Usain Boat” or “Piece of Ship.”

If you have a giant wad of cash burning a whole in your pocket, here’s 8 ridiculous luxury yachts (starting from pretty nice to Bond villain), currently for sale in Florida.

All photos via Yacht World.

2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 86′ Fort Lauderdale $7,660,290 (954) 763-3971 We have decided to start at the low end.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 86′ Fort Lauderdale $7,660,290 (954) 763-3971 And by low, we mean, it’s still nicer than any boat we’ve ever been on.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 86′ Fort Lauderdale $7,660,290 (954) 763-3971 This living room is a decent size.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 86′ Fort Lauderdale $7,660,290 (954) 763-3971 You’re gonna have to hire a captain– unless, of course, you are a captain.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 86′ Fort Lauderdale $7,660,290 (954) 763-3971 You will be sleeping so luxuriously you’ll forget your on water.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 86′ Fort Lauderdale $7,660,290 (954) 763-3971 Decent sized kitchen too.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 96′ Fort Lauderdale $8,762,490 (954) 763-3971 To think, ten extra feet only costs $1,000,000 more.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 96′ Fort Lauderdale $8,762,490 (954) 763-3971 The perfect place to have your evening meal.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 96′ Fort Lauderdale $8,762,490 (954) 763-3971 Then sit around the TV and enjoy whatever channels you can find out on the water.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 96′ Fort Lauderdale $8,762,490 (954) 763-3971 When nothing good is on the TV, you can just hangout and talk.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 96′ Fort Lauderdale $8,762,490 (954) 763-3971 Not entirely certain what that is next to the toilet.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 96′ Fort Lauderdale $8,762,490 (954) 763-3971 Those other couches didn’t look comfortable enough, so they threw in another one.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 102′ Fort Lauderdale $9,148,260 (954) 763-3971 Now we are getting into the fancy yachts.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 102′ Fort Lauderdale $9,148,260 (954) 763-3971 Check out all of the seating that is available, you can’t find that on land.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 102′ Fort Lauderdale $9,148,260 (954) 763-3971 All within sight of the kitchen.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 102′ Fort Lauderdale $9,148,260 (954) 763-3971 Go right from bed to the shower, or vice versa.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 102′ Fort Lauderdale $9,148,260 (954) 763-3971 Don’t worry, there is plenty of places to get some sun.
2016 Cantiere delle Marche Darwin 102′ Fort Lauderdale $9,148,260 (954) 763-3971 Or to come in and watch a movie.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 With three decks, this one has enough room for you, your family, and your family’s family.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 For how many people you could fit on the yacht, you would think the hot tub would be bigger.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 Spiral staircases, always classy.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 That table seems small for all of that couch. Everyone won’t be able to get their feet on it.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 Remember to use the right fork, you wouldn’t want to embarrass yourself.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 Don’t think the captain is working hard enough? Here is a convenient seat to keep an eye on him.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 That kitchen comes fully equipped.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 At the end of a long day, you can retire for the evening in this master bedroom.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 Or this master bedroom.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 Or these two twin beds.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 Wow. There are a lot of bedrooms here.
2013 Horizon P110′ North Palm Beach $9,900,000 (561) 721-4850 More bedrooms. Seriously?
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 This yacht claims to accommodate eight guests in three king staterooms, a fourth queen-size stateroom and an additional bunk. We don’t know about you, but we could fit at least twice that.
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 Look, there are two to three more guest on that couch alone!
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 Eight guest, but only six place settings? Sounds like someone is getting kicked to the kids table.
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 Someone could set up with a sleeping bag in the kitchen.
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 You’re telling us three people couldn’t fit in that bed?
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 How do you decide who gets the bunk? Straws? Rock, Paper, Scissors? Fight Club?
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 We have never been more tempted to spend $10,000,000.
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 No wonder this yacht is so pricey. Those ‘His and Her’ bathroom sinks are expensive.
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 We would have preferred a fire pit, but wine is good too.
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 Look, whoever gets that couch gets to sleep under the stars. This yacht is really underselling itself.
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 In case you get bored sitting on all of those other couches.
2015 Paragon 100′ Bahamas SkyMaster West Palm Beach $10,130,000 (949) 292-4583 Live out your Jack and Rose fantasies here!
2007 Royal Huisman 169′ $27,555,000 +44 207 495 51 51 Try sailing out on the ocean with this yacht, classic style.
2007 Royal Huisman 169′ $27,555,000 +44 207 495 51 51 Modern comfort in brown.
2007 Royal Huisman 169′ $27,555,000 +44 207 495 51 51 Have dinner at the captain’s table.
2007 Royal Huisman 169′ $27,555,000 +44 207 495 51 51 And sleep in style.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 This one has a lot going on, so bear with us.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 We don’t think box wine would look as nice in those coolers.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 The perfect place for you and your guest to retire to after you are done eating caviar and other fancy foods.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 Finally, a place to host those dinner parties we have been wanting.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 Maybe, if we collected all of the pillows and couch cushions, we could make the world’s most expensive pillow fort.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 In case you need to work from your office, but we are guessing the WiFi isn’t great.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 They really couldn’t have put a bigger sink in all that counter space?
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 Glass shower doors, so you can see the murderers hiding before it’s too late!
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 Something about a bathtub that far off the ground just seems awkward.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 Dibs on the couch!
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 We are working on a study to look at the direct correlation between someone’s disposable income and the number of pillows they have.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 A majority of the price you pay goes to the beds.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 At least all of the bed sets are styled differently.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 And a room for the kids, or your perpetually single friends.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 If living lavishly wasn’t burning enough calories.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 The bigger the room makes it easier to avoid speaking to each other.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 The dining tables never match up to the beds.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 By the way, this boat’s name is Skyfall, and we can only assume because it is Bond as hell.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 Seriously, imagine a Bond movie on this boat and all of the things that would get shot.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 Super suave villains only on this deck.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 And there is a basketball hoop.
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 Why don’t people invest to make a large hot tub?
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 When all other entertainment fails, punch things!
2010 TRINITY Motor Yacht 190′ $35,000,000 (305) 794-1167 That is a helicopter landing on a yacht. This thing is Bond as shit.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 Say hello to the Gallant Lady.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 Round tables are perfect for passing food. Who would invest in a long table?
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 Damn, there is enough kitchen in here to start you own restaurant. Wait a minute….
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 Welcome to the Resta-Yacht!
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 You must reserve your table six months in advance, and everything is one-million dollars.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 Outdoor seating is also available.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 And we have an Executive’s Lounge.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 You can even pay extra to eat dinner with the Captain, while he is driving.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 Admit it, you have always dreamed of living in your own Reasta-Yacht.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 It comes fully equipped.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 You can even rent out left over rooms and treat it as a Yacht-and-Breakfast.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 Whether they are a couple, honeymooners, or just friends, they each get their own sinks.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 It is basically the perfect business plan.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 The whole 56 yards.
2007 Feadship Tri Deck 168′ Fort Lauderdale $39,000,000 (954) 647-5986 Go for a run and think about it.