Ellen DeGeneres wants her robot back from Epcot

Last month, Disney axed the Ellen’s Energy Adventure attraction at Epcot, which was one of the best places to take a nap. Now, the daytime talk show host and subject of a song by Lil B would like her animatronic robot back.

Ellen says she has multiple uses for the robot. “It can host my show when I’m not feeling well. It can host my show when I am feeling well.”

Someone just please give her this dumb robot.

This article appears in Sep 13-19, 2017.