We may be a little irrational, but at least here in Orlando we know what we like.

Orlando City Soccer Club This city bleeds purple and white. Photo via Jeremy Reper Credit: Jeremy Reper
Arguing over neighborhood boundaries No, the Lake Formosa neighborhood and Ivanhoe Village are not the same thing. Photo via IvanhoeVillage/Instagram
Giving everything a damn theme Maybe it’s because we live in the shadows of a world-class theme parks that almost every bar and restaurant has to have some sort of damn theme. Photo via lubrandini/Instagram
A good mural Standing in front of a mural for an Instagram pic is practically an Orlando pastime at this point. Photo via orlandoshirts/Instagram
Secret parking spots There are ways to get around paying for parking in downtown Orlando, you just have to find them. Photo via Google Maps
Putting fountains in any body of water available It’s all about the aesthetic here. Photo viatristio/Instagram
Frigid indoor temperatures It may be hotter than hell outside, but it’s still advisable to bring a jacket into any office building, as the temperatures can get below freezing. Photo via zeighy/Instagram
Driving like assholes Gotta get from point A to point B somehow, while also avoiding all the snowbirds on the road. Photo via gsrt8/Instagram
Publix This grocery store chain might just be the only thing everyone in the South can agree on … besides their polarizing political donations. Photo via stephscissrhands/Instagram
Getting away from the Tourist District This part of town is fine in small doses, but there’s way more to Orlando than attractions. Photo via getupandgokayaking/Instagram
Any pool you can get into You know you’re in for a good time if you can get into a rooftop pool party on Sunday Funday. Photo via randypenaa/Instagram
Wawa It’s the Taj Mahal of gas stations. Photo via jefreeb/Instagram
Wahlburgers It doesn’t even matter if the burgers are any good or not, it’s Marky Mark’s joint. Photo via kaileybear/Instagram
Ending up at Wall Street Plaza Whether you end the night there or you begin it, Wall Street Plaza is where every downtown partier finds themselves at some point in the night. Photo via thisisthedann/Instagram
A good patio Perfect for the 10 percent of the year it’s not 90 degrees outside. Photo via Rob Barlett
The Salt Life or FloGrown or whatever But how will they know you’re from Florida? Photo via southern_born_f150/Instagram
Farmers markets, man Every Instagram picture, every Sunday. Photo via trinh7676/Instagram
Avoiding I-4 Aint’t nobody got time for that. Photo via jeannie_marie_o/Instagram
Development projects that may or may not happen In the city of “build baby build,” everyone has big dreams. Photo via Marissa Mahoney
Drinking local We love our local brews. Photo via dommie81/Instagram
Drinking wine on Wednesday “Wine Wednesday” is the perfect excuse to get drunk in the middle of the week. Photo via b_good4life/Instagram
Craft cocktails Even though they’re super bougie and extremely overpriced, one could argue that they are worth it for the Snapchat. Photo via kwakamolee/Instagram
Brunch The saving grace after every long weekend, and there are plenty of good options for Orlandoans to choose from. Photo viaian_hoagland/Instagram
Defending Orlando to out-of-towners It’s not an inferiority complex, we just really like Orlando and hashtag everything with #OrlandoDoesntSuck Photo via Twitter