Since Donald Trump will be in Orlando for a rally at UCF this weekend, here are a few things we highly suggest he check out.

He should visit his ex-girlfriend Jackie Siegel at Versailles Why not catch up with an old fling? (Yep, they actually dated). Photo via Magnolia Pictures
Meet other orange characters Orlando has long history with orange characters with big heads. Photo via Disney
Go to Full Sail for NXT Live this Saturday Trump has made quite a few appearances at WWE events. So, why not shake the rust off a few body slams? Photo via NXT
Visit the site of Legends of Old Town This year-round haunted house recently closed its doors, but it might be good for Trump to see that profiting off people’s fears isn’t sustainable. Photo via Phillip F./Yelp
Visit the Holy Land Experience Here Trump can be immersed in the glory of the good book (his favorite book), while simultaneously exploring the inner workings of a tax shelter. Trump loves a good tax shelter. Photo via The Holy Land Experience
Go to Bike Week at Daytona Beach The likelihood of seeing a few Confederate flags/Trump supporters is pretty high. Photo via Mark Davison
Stop by Dick’s Last Resort Why wouldn’t Trump love a restaurant where insults are common and encouraged? Photo via Alma Hill
Stop by the Orlando Downtown Public library They have “the best words” here. Photo via Orlando Library/Facebook
Actually meet a Muslim Orlando has plenty of Muslims who contribute to society in positive ways and live normal lives. The odds of him doing this are slim to none. Photo by Moyan Brenn/Flickr
Ride It’s A Small World at Epcot The final scene of this attraction is a basically white person utopia, which Trump would probably enjoy. Photo via Disney