Fringe 2019 Review: ‘The Soundtrack of My Life’

Elias Faingersh, the Swedish trombonist who starred in last year’s Solo From the Pit, was on a plane that had a catastrophic engine failure over the middle of the Atlantic on his flight to Florida, which forced him to spend the night in sub-Arctic Canada and miss his preview performance. So, if for no other…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Static’

A young man takes his elderly father, a “kind liar” with alcohol-induced dementia, on a long-delayed road trip to New Orleans in Static, an original musical monologue about learning to see our loved ones clearly. New York-based playwright Connor Kelly O’Brien plays the fictional role of Matthew Riley, a son struggling to reconcile his own…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘The Origins of My Magic’

Some people dismiss magic tricks as nothing but dime-store gimmickry, while others equate it with an excuse to lie for profit. But for Cody Clark, illusions are a way to express his honest self without being mocked for it. Clark is open with his audiences about his autism, but there’s much more to this up-and-coming…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘The Complete History of Drag in a Few Mo-mo’

History books are full of the deeds of kings, but the accomplishments of queens have been systematically erased, so Los Angeles-based writer/performer David LeBarron is providing a much-needed corrective with his fabulously fierce Complete History of Drag in A Few Mo-mo. Towering over the stage in dapper tie and suspenders, he begins by apologizing for…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘My Left Tit’

The first strike against My Left Tit is that it stars a man, speaking in the voice of a woman about the sensitive personal issue of breast cancer. The second strike is that its creator, who is best known for silent ensemble comedies, is doing a dramatic speaking solo show for his first time ever.…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Eusha’

Move over, Nurse Ratched and Annie Wilkes, there’s a new new Nightingale here to haunt our nightmares. In this first-person thriller, you’ve just awoken after a terrible car accident with your jaw wired shut, but don’t weep or worry: Eusha — played by playwright/performer Elisa Benzer — is here to watch over you. She appears…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Coconuts, Coral, and Cow Shit’

Sara Kunz starts her one-woman show standing on a precipice, staring into her own extinction, and ends it wiping crap off her clothes. That’s a pretty apt shorthand for the autobiographical odyssey she takes audiences on in Coconuts, Coral, and Cow Shit, climbing from the depths of depression to peaks of comedy, and then back…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Goodbye’

Playwright John Mark Jernigan, who created the 2018 hit Hello, is back to say Goodbye, this time with Chris Crawford — the star of his last award-winning show — in the director’s seat. The new play (which is completely unrelated to the earlier one, despite the bookend title) revolves around T. Robert Pigott as Felix,…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘The Great & Powerful Tim: Clue Dunnit?’

The year is 1926, and we’ve gathered in the illustrious Purple Theatre to be amazed and astounded by the latest illusions from The Great and Powerful Slim. Alas, the prestigious prestidigitator is felled in the middle of his first trick, and it falls to his faithful butler Tim to solve his mentor’s murder by performing…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Church of Saint Bearer’

With its compact cast and claustrophobic indoor setting, George Romero’s seminal Night of the Living Dead has always seemed tailor-made for a stage adaptation. Now, a couple years after the zombie pop-culture craze peaked, playwright Irene L. Pynn has grafted that iconic film’s basic concept onto a reality-bending examination of religious faith in the uneven…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘How to Eat a Bear’

According to the old adage, the best way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time. Apparently the same cannot be said for bears, because the first-time Fringe writing/directing/producing team of Luke Balagia and Mack Stine prove with How to Eat a Bear how delicious biting off more than you can chew can…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Super Variety Match Bonus Round’

Mags and Erns Eagleton (Elizabeth Murf and Rod Cathey) are a pair of middle-aged homebodies in the middle of Texas, whose lives have revolved around game show reruns ever since the passing of their wounded warrior son. One weekend, Rod opens their modest home to Chrz (Douglas Warren Jensen), a genderfluid pre-med dropout attending a…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Black Wood’

The year is 1967, and Black Wood is the biggest daytime drama (don’t call it a soap opera!) on network television. Sure, the pastry-loving vampiric protagonist (J.D. Sutton) can’t seem to remember any of his dialogue, and the director (Holland Hayes) is constantly battling with the censorious suits in Standards & Practices over the show’s…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘The Hammered Dog’

How’s this for a meet-cute: Sandra (Sarah Lockard) bumps into Ted (Steven Johnson) in a dance club, spilling beer on his paisley shirt, and is so embarrassed that she attempts suicide in the alley outside. Ted saves her life, then immediately moves into her apartment and starts manipulating her for money. Todd Allen-Long shows up…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘The War: An Immersive Audio Drama’

Time travel no longer requires a DeLorean, or even a Tardis. Thanks to Phoenix Tears Productions, the Orlando company behind last year’s Stardust After Dark, all you need to go back to the future is a pair of wireless headphones, an active imagination, and a bit of patience. The War: An Immersive Audio Drama begins…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Black Cow Jumps’

An experimental melange of improvisational dialogue, personal monologues, and in-your-face audience interaction, Black Cow Jumps defies easy categorization, much less conventional reviewing. Creator Banks Helfrich and a quartet of fellow performers planted among the audience craft an entirely new experience at every performance, launching into each show with little more than an outline of subjects…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Hypnotic Hyjinx: A Comedy Hypnosis Show’

Illusionist Spencer Hojdila has returned to the Orlando Fringe, this time accompanied by fellow performer Daniel Cyral, for a mesmerizing evening of Hypnotic Hijinx. Don’t go in expecting anything in the way of framing story or production values; instead, this is simply a straightforward stage hypnotism act, exactly as you might see in a Vegas…

Melvins and Redd Kross rumble and roar into Orlando this fall

Hard-touring sludge godfathers Melvins and glam-punk bratfathers Redd Kross are teaming up for a formidable co-headlining tour this summer/fall and they’ll be hitting Melvins’ favored haunt, the Social, in late October. The two bands will be swapping members back and forth on tour: Krosser and bassist Steve McDonald will be playing in Melvins, and fearsome…

12 free concerts happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, May 15: The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 p.m. at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 p.m. at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. Thursday, May 16:Leisure Chief 10:30 p.m. at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Saturday, May 18: Artefacto 2:30 pm at Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘The Butler Did It’

One dark and stormy winter night (or was it fall?) way back in the 1930s (or was it the 1940s?), mob boss Big Bill Bourbon was whacked while inside his own home, surrounded by suspicious characters. The murderer could have been his voluptuous rival Ruby Redstone (Lilly Linheart), his twitchy client Little Larry (Justin Duncan),…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Field Guide to Not Being an Asshole’

If you passed on the hit Field Guide to the Gays series because you aren’t gay, and skipped Slut Like Me because you don’t have sex, Logan Donahoo finally has a show just for you. Grab your complimentary coffee and Krispy Kreme, because everyone is welcome at this meeting of Assholes Anonymous; according to Donahoo’s…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Leviticus’

Levi Nolan is an effervescent, empathetic 17-year-old whose two greatest loves in life are God and her girlfriend Elsie. As a precocious lesbian who came out of the closet in seventh grade, Levi has always felt accepted by her liberal Christian denomination. But when she tries to become a youth leader ministering to middle-schoolers, her…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Tadpoles: A Cummin’ of Age Story’

Welcome to the Pro-State, where spermatozoa kill time dining at BJs or working at the Siemens power plant while awaiting the next orgasmic earthquake, in hopes that it might propel them across the Golden Bridge and past the evil IUD monster into a new existence. Steve, the new gamete in town, is shown the ropes…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘A Showgirls Musical’

Johnnie Maier and Eddie Gomez, the producing pair behind the hit Fringe musicals S#IT and ThanksKilling, have gone diving in the discount DVD bin again, and this year they’ve dug up a doozy: A Showgirls Musical, based on the infamously awful 1995 Paul Verhoeven film. Fringe favorite Jillian Gizzi lights up the stage as Elizabeth…

Fringe 2019 Review: ‘Lot o’ Shakespeare’

Your typical actor probably has a Shakespearean monologue or two in their back pocket, just in case an unexpected audition opportunity pops up. Tim Mooney is far from your average actor: he’s not only memorized a soliloquy from every single play ascribed to Shakespeare, but a half-dozen of his sonnets as well. And in Lot…

Trump is now proposing $200 million for restoration work in the Florida Everglades

After proposing a mere $63 million for ongoing Everglades projects in his original budget proposal, President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that his administration will ante up the amount to $200 million. That was the amount originally requested by the Florida congressional delegation in April, when Democratic U.S. Reps. Debbie Mucarsel-Powell and Alcee Hastings and Republican…

Reggaeton star J Balvin is headed to Orlando this September

Colombian reggaeton sensation J Balvin has announced the dates for his hotly anticipated Arcoíris North American tour, and continuing the City Beautiful’s streak as a live reggaeton hotspot, there will be an arena date at the end of the summer! J Balvin is on a hot streak live, having just wowed crowds at this year’s Coachella…

Burn Florida to the ground

You took it too far this time, Florida. It’s one thing for lovebugs to smash relentlessly onto our car windshields during their harmless mating season. Floridians are used to that. We don’t even complain anymore when we accidentally inhale a horny couple. But this video posted by Dana Hayes Erickson shows an egregious attack. The Sarasota…

Gov. Ron DeSantis can’t name the two Florida counties hacked by Russians

Speaking at a news conference Tuesday, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said that not one, but two counties were hacked by Russians during the 2016 general election. After meeting with FBI officials earlier this month, DeSantis confirmed assertions made in the Mueller report, and stated that two counties in Florida were hacked by the Russian intelligence…

WMFE hosts a Tiny Desk local music showcase at the Abbey this week

An essential watch/listen for music-loving NPR aficionados has to be the quirky-yet-crucial Tiny Desk sessions. Everyone from Wu Tang Clan to Weezer has thrown down in the cramped environs of host Bob Boilen’s, well, desk. Competition is so fierce to play the aforementioned Desk that every year there is a nationwide contest to score a…

Florida just keeps adding hepatitis A cases

Florida reported 92 hepatitis A cases last week, bringing the total to 1,129 cases this year as an outbreak continues to grow, according to numbers posted Monday on the state Department of Health website. The total is more than double the 548 cases reported in all of 2018. In the four previous years, the highest…

ICE’s new program makes it easier for Florida deputies to detain undocumented immigrants

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement announced last week the launch of a constitutionally shaky collaborative program intended to expand local law enforcement’s role in enforcing immigration policy. The new Warrant Service Officer program will train and certify deputies to make arrests on behalf of ICE in jails and keep undocumented immigrant inmates in custody for up…

The Central Florida Zoo wants your exotic pets

The Central Florida Zoo & Botanical Gardens wants your exotic pets, whether you own them legally or not. The zoo’s “Pet Amnesty Day” allows Central Florida residents to surrender their legal or illegal exotic pets without cost or penalty on June 1 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the entrance. The free event helps…

Logic brings his ‘Dangerous Mind’ to Orlando in October

Californian rapper/producer Logic last week dropped his newest album, Confessions or a Dangerous Mind, and today announced an extensive North American tour of the same name set to kick off in October. Fans is Florida have only two chances to catch this rising star, and one of those is in Orlando. In decidedly more surreal…

Federal judge orders 32 Florida counties to provide Spanish-language ballots

A federal judge Friday required 32 counties to provide Spanish-language ballots and other assistance to Spanish-speaking voters in Florida’s March 2020 presidential primary election. Chief U.S. District Judge Mark Walker issued a preliminary injunction that follows a similar ruling in September. In the earlier ruling, Walker required the 32 counties to provide Spanish-language sample ballots…

The ‘I Eat Ass’ guy from Florida now has a GoFundMe account

Last week, Florida officials dropped all charges against Lake City resident Dillon Shane Webb, who claimed his rights were violated when he was arrested for sporting an “I EAT ASS” sticker on the back of his truck. Now, the 23-year-old needs the public’s help to cover his legal costs. A new GoFundMe account was setup…

Orlando Meats to open pizza concept inside Orange County Brewers downtown

The geniuses over at Orlando Meats are getting into the pizza game. Eliot Hillis, culinary director and co-owner of Orlando Meats with Edgar Massoni, says they’ll open a pizza concept called Recess inside Orange County Brewers next week. Recess will take over the space that was recently vacated by Pizza Bruno. Hillis says Recess’s pies…

Orange County is a potential hotspot for a measles outbreak, study says

Orange County is among four Florida counties that are most susceptible to a measles outbreak, according to researchers at the University of Texas at Austin and John Hopkins University. The study was published in the journal The Lancet Infectious Diseases. Overall, Cook County in Illinois, which includes Chicago, was ranked No. 1 on the list.…

Mexican musical sensations Banda MS announce September show in Orlando

Mexican stars Banda MS, known for their chart-topping hybrid of ranchera music with modern pop moves, have announced the dates for their “Con Todas Las Fuerzas Tour” and there will be an arena date in the City Beautiful as part of their travels. The group, led by brothers Sergio and Alberto Lizárraga, have been going strong…

A record 75 million people visited Orlando in 2018

A record 75 million people visited Orlando in 2018, making it the most-visited destination in the U.S. Tourism officials with Visit Orlando say that’s a 4.2 percent increase over the number of visitors in 2017. “It was another record-breaking year for Orlando with both domestic and international visitation,” said Visit Orlando President and CEO George…

Food hall and brewery coming to south Orlando this fall

Kevin O’Donnell, co-owner of the Local Butcher and Market and The Porch in Winter Park, is poised to bring a food hall to Edgewood this fall. O’Donnell will open Gatlin Hall at the redeveloped Fort Gatlin Shopping Center on the corner of South Orange Avenue and Gatlin Avenue this November. Like the Local Butcher and…

Jamaican and English bar restaurant Jam-Eng is now open in downtown Orlando

Jam-Eng, a Jamaican and English bar restaurant, is now open in downtown Orlando. Pronounced “jamming,” the Caribbean eatery opened last month at 65 N. Orange Ave., at the corner of Orange Avenue and Washington Street. The “jazzy island restaurant” offers Jamaican classics like oxtail stew, ackee and saltfish with coco bread, jerk chicken and escoveitch fish. The…

Norman’s at the Ritz-Carlton Orlando closing this summer

The Ritz-Carlton Orlando announced that Norman’s, the resort’s flagship restaurant, would close this summer. “Norman’s was and will remain an incredible chapter in the story of our business,” read a statement released by the resort, “and we are proud of what the team has accomplished since our relationship began in 2003.” That team, comprised of…

Deep Purple say a ‘Long Goodbye’ to Orlando in September

Heavy rock icons Deep Purple are returning to the U.S. for another victory lap on their swansong Long Goodbye tour, and don’t worry Orlando fans, the band isn’t ghosting you, you’ll get a chance to say farewell in person. The Rock Hall-inducted British proto-metal band – currently comprised of Ian Gillan, Steve Morse, Roger Glover,…

Florida will now allow classroom teachers to carry guns

Gov. Ron DeSantis on Wednesday signed legislation that expands the controversial school “guardian” program to allow armed classroom teachers. DeSantis’ office announced the signing shortly after 6 p.m. without ceremony or comments about the bill, which was widely backed by House and Senate Republicans and heavily opposed by gun-control activists, Democrats and some students who…

Hip-hop record-holder Murs hits Soundbar with Locksmith

Murs cemented his place in hip-hop history in 2016 when he broke the Guinness World Record for longest nonstop rap, improvising a rhyme that sprawled on for over 24 continuous hours. But that’s just another chapter in the busy career of this LA rap firebrand – a career that takes in everything from the peerless…

Juul sued by Florida parents whose vaping teenager developed seizures

A Sarasota teen’s addiction to e-cigarettes has triggered seizures, a new lawsuit says. The 15-year-old’s parents, Jared and Erin NesSmith, are suing Juul and two major tobacco companies, claiming that Juul purposely targets teens. The family says that their daughter Ashlyn began vaping after friends at school introduced her to the product, which quickly turned into the…

Florida’s prison system is ‘widely overusing’ solitary confinement to punish inmates, lawsuit says

Florida is an “outlier” in prison systems across the nation when it comes to the use of solitary confinement, according to a 90-page federal lawsuit filed Wednesday that alleges the state Department of Corrections is violating the constitutional rights of inmates. Attorneys with the Southern Poverty Law Center named the state agency and Secretary Mark…

Florida Bar furthers investigation into Rep. Matt Gaetz over Cohen tweet

After attempting to publicly blackmail Donald Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen on Twitter last February, it now appears that Florida congressman Matt Gaetz may actually lose his license to practice law. The Florida Bar decided to proceed with an investigation into Gaetz, who is licensed to practice law in the state of Florida, and whether…

Look at these cute spotted eagle ray pups that were born at Discovery Cove

Two spotted eagle ray pups were born at SeaWorld Orlando’s Discovery Cove park, and they’re pretty cute. Spotted eagle rays are “near threatened with extinction” because worldwide populations of the species are declining, according to Oceana. Each spotted eagle ray has its own unique pattern, similar to fingerprints. The new pups at Discovery Cove were born on…

Bob Saget goes way beyond dad jokes at the Plaza Live

Though he’s most famous for playing the wholesome dad on the long-running ABC sitcom Full House, along with its Netflix sequel, Fuller House, Bob Saget’s stand-up work is anything but family-friendly. He was already known for working blue before becoming the ’90s version of Ward Cleaver, but his popular image pushed him even farther into…

DeSantis will sign a controversial plan to make former Florida felons pay fees before restoring voting rights

Gov. Ron DeSantis said Tuesday he will sign a controversial measure that would require repayment of financial obligations before felons’ voting rights are restored. “I’ll sign it,” DeSantis said while at the University of Miami’s Rosenstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric Science to discuss environmental issues from the legislative session that ended Saturday. “The (constitutional)…

The best concerts coming to Orlando this week

The Joy Formidable Wales-born guitar-destructo trio come to town with local heroes the Pauses for local support. Trio excellence! 7 p.m. Wednesday, May 8, at the Social, $20-$25 Slingshot Dakota Pennsylvanian duo make maximal hair-whipping rock from minimal elements: keyboard, drums, vocals. 8 p.m. Thursday, May 9, at Will’s Pub, $8-$10 Jon Anderson Anderson, legendary…

Savage Love: ‘Best Wishes’

I’m a 43-year-old straight woman, and I spent the majority of my 30s celibate. At 40, I realized that while I wasn’t interested in dating, I was tired of my vibrator. I also realized that it was time to go forth and fuck with the body I had instead of waiting for the idealized body…


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