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Artisanal Orlando
Four local makers share the secrets of their success
Wondermade
Nathan and Jenn Clark
Makr Carry Goods
Jason Gregory
Walnut Animal Society
Lauren Bradshaw
Sea of Bees Jewelry
Stephanie Rivas
Taste of Downtown offers bites from more than 20 local restaurants
Wednesday, Sept. 26 – 14th Annual Taste of Downtown 5-7:30 p.m. Disney Atrium at the Amway Center 400 W. Church St. 407-228-3891 $25-$45 Beyond the sunshine, attractions and countless entertainment venues, the City Beautiful has a unique culinary community all its own. Chances are you’ve been dying to check out a few restaurants in the…
Notable Noise: This Week’s Best Shows [M83, Negative Approach, Adam Ant, Shreya Ghoshal, the Green, lots more]
Oh, good lord. So much wonderfulness this week. Again, no time to mess around with the fluff and chaff; this is just the good stuff. This is the best time of year! Tuesday, Sept. 25 Loud Valley [Will’s] A Brilliant Lie [World of Beer – UCF] Wednesday, Sept. 26 No Babies, SSLOT, Hau Zarrest…
Francois Truffaut’s Fahrenheit 451 shows at Enzian
Tuesday, Sept. 25 – Fahrenheit 451 9:30 p.m. Enzian Theater 1300 S. Orlando Ave. Maitland 407-629-0054 enzian.org $5 We know he was freaking 91 at the time of his death this year, but some part of us still believes great American author Ray Bradbury died of a broken heart. His novel Fahrenheit 451, about a…
Barktoberfest at Orlando Brewing today
First, some quick math: According to the ASPCA, one unsprayed female cat can have up to three litters a year. If she has 4.5 kittens per litter (OK, you can’t have half a kitten, but humor us), she can produced 14 new cats that need a home in one year. If none of those kittens…
OMA hosts Art, Literature and a Sense of Place author roundtable
Sunday, Sept, 23 – Art, Literature and a Sense of Place 2 p.m. Orlando Museum of Art 2416 N. Mills Ave. 407-896-4231 omart.org $8 As part of the continuing programming surrounding Jimm Roberts’ photographic exhibit, Southernmost Art and Literary Portraits, the Orlando Museum of Art has assembled a knockout group of writers, artists and critics…
Sunday Film News Roundup — September 23rd, 2012
I usually don’t have any interest in box office numbers since they’re reported all wrong (by gross dollar amount instead of by admissions sold), but this weekend was striking. Five big new releases and all of them did pretty poorly, though when you look at what they are, it’s not really a surprise. Trouble with…
Pop-punk group the Ataris head to Will’s Pub
Saturday, Sept. 22 – The Ataris with Flatfoot 56, Red City Radio, Caffeinds 8 p.m. Will’s Pub 1042 N. Mills Ave. 407-898-5070 willspub.org $12-$14 You may know them for pop-punk singles like the one where frontman Kris Roe apologizes to his kid for not being part of his life (“The Saddest Song”), or the one…
VIDEO: Broomstick Pony Derby at Urban Rethink
Today Urban ReThink hosted the Orlando’s first Broomstick Pony Derby.
Thirty-two musicians from 21 different countries perform as OneBeat at Timucua White House
Saturday, Sept. 22 – OneBeat 7:30 p.m. Timucua White House 2000 S. Summerlin Ave. 1beat.org free Were you to read all of the press materials about this show that we did, you might suspect multi-cultural/multinational music project OneBeat of being boring, tasteful – government-approved, shudder. Please banish these thoughts from your mind. Yes, the program…
The Horns and Heroes Project art show benefits the International Rhino Foundation
Saturday, Sept. 22 – The Horns and Heroes Project 8 p.m. Sip 724 Virginia Drive 407-894-4747 facebook.com/thehornsandheroesproject free If you want to see a real live rhinoceros but you’re lacking the funds to make a trip to Africa, India or Southeast Asia in the near future, there’s a chance you may never get to see…
Headdress Ball returns with theme “Twisted … An Evening Under the Rainbow”
Saturday, Sept. 22 – Headdress Ball 6:30 p.m. Hilton Orlando 6001 Destination Parkway 407-645-2577 headdressball.org $250 This annual LGBT-friendly black-tie soiree, dubbed “Twisted An Evening Under the Rainbow,” offers Vegas-style entertainment featuring elaborately colorful headpieces, dinner and cocktails, and both silent and live auctions to benefit the Hope & Help Center’s HIV/AIDS assistance programs. –…
VOD Review: Nobody Walks – Ry Russo-Young (2012) (2 Stars)
You can’t throw a stick these days without it clunking squarely into something written, directed or created by Lena Dunham. The controversial personality behind the TV show Girls is everywhere: Criterion, HBO, The New Yorker, forums, blogs, Facebook, Twitter — and now she’s on VOD with a new film called Nobody Walks, co-written Ry Russo-Young,…
Blondie, Devo play St. Augustine Amphitheatre
Saturday, Sept. 22 – Blondie, Devo 6 p.m. St. Augustine Amphitheatre 1340 A1A South St. Augustine 904-209-0367 staugamphitheatre.com $31.50-$122
Indie-folk singer-songwriter Samantha Crain performs at The Social
Friday, Sept. 21 – Samantha Crain with William Elliott Whitmore, Bartender Brian 8 p.m. The Social 54 N. Orange Ave. 407-246-1419 thesocial.org $12 Thankfully, we don’t really have to work too hard anymore to convert you to the gospel of notable folk-blues anachronism William Elliott Whitmore, whose riveting Dust Bowl hymns simply rattle the soul.…
Downtown Sanford to be invaded by pirates of the Saint Juans!
Friday-Saturday, Sept. 21-22 – Pirates of the Saint Juans Festival and Pub Invasion pub invasion: 8 p.m. Friday festival: 5 p.m. Saturday East First Street and South Park Avenue, Sanford 407-221-1499 stjuanspirates.com free Land lovers beware! Downtown Sanford’s Pirates of the Saint Juans Festival is back for its fourth year, and if you love raucous,…
Other Peoples Property hosts 2012 Fall Swap & Shop
Friday, Sept. 21 – 2012 Fall Swap & Shop 6-8:30 p.m. 1300 Brookhaven Drive otherpeoplesproperty.etsy.com $7-$12 Ever get that deep-green fashion envy when you come across someone wearing a must-have blazer or sundress? It often leads to impulse shopping sprees and exorbitant retail receipts. That’s why we love Other Peoples Property, with their “reducing your…
“The Dead Zone” redux: End of the line for Romney?
This isn’t the sort of revelation that puts you in line to be the next David Gregory, but what the heck: Most of what I know about politicians, I learned from Greg Stillson. Stillson, you may or may not recall, is the antagonist of the Stephen King book and movie The Dead Zone. He’s a…
Opening in Orlando — Sept. 21st, 2012
Dredd 3D — Remember when beloved comics properties like Judge Dredd were turned over to slumming, uncaring stewards like Sylvester Stallone? Now they become fall-doldrum “star vehicles” for the likes of Karl Urban to sink their teeth into between voice-over sessions for Star Trek video games. Ah, progress. (R) [youtube 2AMMCPms2go] End of Watch –…
Savage in Limbo opens at Art’s Sake Studio
Friday, Sept. 21 – Savage in Limbo Through Oct. 6 Art’s Sake Studio 680 Clay St., Winter Park 407-629-4800 art-sake.com $12 The plot sounds strikingly familiar: Five 32-year-olds sit in a dive bar and stress about their lives, their friendships, their relationships, their damaged egos. There’s the bartender, the girl who sleeps around, the hot…
On sale this week: George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic
On sale: Saturday, Sept. 22 George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic 8 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 27 House of Blues Downtown Disney West Side 407-934-2583 hob.com $25-$27 Down the road: Kirko Bangz, Sept. 26 at The Beacham M83, Sept. 27 at House of Blues Metric, Sept. 27 at Hard…
RIP NFL Films’ Steve Sabol
Honestly, I don’t know much about Steve Sabol. Most of what I do know I’ve learned in the last 12 hours or so since his death was announced by the NFL after a long battle with cancer. I’ve heard his and his fathers famous names over the years of course, and I know their work…
Bar news roundup
New bars strut their stuff: Off Limits Nightclub, Eternal Tap, Hooch, the Courtesy and Elixir Bar Room
Savage Love
I was wondering what you think about the Folsom Street Fair, the annual gay leather/fetish/BDSM street fair in San Francisco. Do you think it is still a socially relevant display? Or do you think that in this time when we are fighting for civil rights and equality that it does more harm than good? Better…
Rotation
What local artists are listening to. This week: Travis Reed of Loud Valley
They drove all night
Guided by Voices’ classic lineup has never played Orlando. They should be very afraid
Maakies
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Tip Jar
This week’s roundup: conveyor-belt sushi, pintxos for charity, the Night Market, La Coquina closes and dude, where’s my olives?
Live Active Cultures
Halloween Horror Nights 2012: a preview
Album Reviews
Reviews of albums by Band of Horses, Dinosaur Jr., and Pet Shop Boys
Ollie's Public House
A new pub sprouts up in place of a College Park landmark – and not much has changed besides the name
Man in the machine
Amon Tobin teams his enigmatic electronica with an equally enigmatic live show
DVDs Nuts
Lesser-seen, critic-approved films on disc and on demandby Justin Strout and John Thomason
This Little Underground
Even a sworn heathen like me has to admit that sometimes prayers get answered. In my Selections preview for the Melvins Tribute Show (Sept. 15, Will’s Pub) in last week’s paper, I threw down the gauntlet for any of the participating bands to attempt the Melvins’ mondo Big Business-era, dual-drummer attack. Really, it was more…
Free Will Astrology
ARIES (March 21-April 19) For every trillion dollars the U.S. government spends on the military, it creates about 11,000 jobs. That same expenditure, if directed toward education, creates 27,000 jobs. Personally, I’d rather have the taxes I pay go to teachers than soldiers – especially in light of the fact that the U.S. spends almost…
The Master
Even Paul Thomas Anderson’s nothing is something special
End of Watch
‘Training Day’ writer David Ayer takes the director’s chair for a winning spin on the buddy-cop routine
Happytown: Rick Scott’s listening tour, Digital Domain goes bankrupt
Gov. Rick Scott visits Fern Creek Elementary and Digital Domain sinks like the Titanic
Klown
Buzz-heavy Danish shock comedy may be society’s handcart to hell, but at least it’s funny
Drink Events
Things to do for people who love booze
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)
Orlando Shakespeare Theater condenses 37 plays into a two-hour tour de farce
Where are the 47 percent who Romney says don’t pay taxes?
By now you’ve heard that Mother Jones magazine outed Romney for his rather callous and off-the-mark comments about the 47 percent of Americans who allegedly pay no income tax. If you haven’t seen it already, here’s video, which was secretly taped at a fundraiser for Romney at the Boca Raton (sigh) home of private equity…
Flowers for the Dead: Democracy’s demise at this morning’s Orange County board meeting, WITH FLOWERS!
So, if you don’t have whiplash yet from the legal back-and-forth going on between your Orange County Government and the 53,000 people who signed a petition to get earned sick time on the November ballot, then you clearly have much more interesting things to be concerned about than we do. Following last night’s court ruling…






