The year has largely been garbage, but at least medical marijuana is readily available in Florida. 4/20 in Orlando will necessarily be a bit different this year, but there’s still plenty to do around town (provided you have your medical card in tow).
Snorkel or kayak around with manatees and stuff at Blue Springs
Have you ever kayaked in a fresh water spring alongside manatees … on weed?
2100 W French Ave, Orange City, floridastateparks.org
Photo via Florida State ParksGo on a bioluminescent kayak tour
Have you ever experienced the awesomeness of bioluminescent organisms on weed? Doubt it.
adayawaykayaktours.com
Photo via RedditIt’s A Small World at Disney’s Magic Kingdom
Have you ever had thousands of robotic children singing directly to you, and only to you…on weed?
disneyworld.disney.go.com
Photo via DisneyBuzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin at Disney’s Magic Kingdom
Have you ever shot aliens on weed?
disneyworld.disney.go.com
Photo via DisneyThe trippy-ass Whinnie The Poo ride at Disney’s Magic Kingdom
Have you ever had your childhood become strangely meaningless on weed?
disneyworld.disney.go.com
Photo via YouTubeGo to Black Hammock when it’s dark and sit out on the strip of picnic tables that dips out into the lake where you can hear the alligators
Have you ever heard alligators battle each other on weed?
2356 Black Hammock Fish Camp Rd
Oviedo, theblackhammock.com
Photo via YelpEat and walk and at T-Rex at Disney Springs
Have you ever looked at sharks and sipped on water, lots of water… on weed?
1676 Buena Vista Dr, Orlando, disneyworld.disney.go.com
Photo via Rob BartlettMedieval Times
Have you ever watched two grown men joust each other while wearing medieval garb on weed?
4510 W Vine St, Kissimmee, medievaltimes.com
Photo via Cable GuyGran Fiesta Tour Starring the Three Caballeros at Epcot Center
Have you ridden in a little boat and watched Donald Duck wear a sombrero on weed?
200 Epcot Center Dr, Bay Lake, disneyworld.disney.go.com
Photo via YouTubeAnything Harry Potter at Universal Orlando
Have you ever hung out in Diagon Alley on weed?
6000 Universal Blvd, Orlando, universalorlando.com
Photo via UniversalSoarin at Epcot Center
Have you ever flown around the country on weed?
1320 Avenue of the Stars, Orlando disneyworld.disney.go.com
Photo via DisneyHit up the Frontyard Festival for a socially distanced classical concert
Have you ever heard a tone poem in symphonic form from one of the leading Romantic composers…on weed?Stuff your face on all-you-can-eat sushi and Korean barbecue at Izziban
Have you ever bogarted the grill tongs and mastered the hibachi while eating endless tuna rolls… on weed?
5310 E Colonial Dr, Orlando, facebook.com/izzibansushi
Photo via YelpVisit Leu Gardens’ dinosaur exhibit
Have you ever seen a velociraptor chilling in a garden on weed?
1920 N Forest Ave, Orlando, leugardens.org
Photo via YelpGo to Rock & Roll Heaven and lose yourself in the endless dollar vinyl stacks.
Have you combed through stacks of Korean punk vinyl on weed?
1814 N Orange Ave, Orlando, rock-n-rollheaven.comGo to Ming Bistro during dim sum and eat everything
Have you steamrolled your face across dim sum on weed?
1212 Woodward St #6, Orlando, Facebook.com/Ming-Bistro
Photo via Tasty ChompsPeruse the cluttered aisles of Orange Tree Antiques Mall.
Have you ever been lost in an antique store on weed?
853 S Orlando Ave, Winter Park, orangetreeantiquesmall.com
Photo via YelpSpend an evening at Player One Video Game Bar
Have you ever played video games on weed? Yeah, of course you have. But have you done it at a bar?!
8562 Palm Pkwy, Orlando, player1orlando.com
Photo via YelpTake a roadtrip up to Christmas, Florida
About 20 miles east of Orlando is Christmas, Florida, a town that is completely dedicated to Christmasy decorations, every day of the year. Everyone should check this place out at least once.