Please don’t use gators to open your shitty beer

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ER-Hmu2g7hA

A recent video posted to YouTube shows a pair of golfer-bros using a baby alligator to open a can of Bud Light, which was then, of course, immediately shotgunned.

While it’s unclear if the video was filmed in Florida, it is clear that drunk bros are using wildlife to open their beer slightly more than normal.

Last March a video was posted to Total Frat Move, a website targeted at white dudes in Chubbies, showing a group of spring breakers opening a can of beer with a dead shark’s mouth. The video was so absurd even former Blaze reporter Tomi Lahren thought it was gross.

Maybe just drink the beer from a funnel like a real dude bro.

This article appears in May 24-30, 2017.