While feeding a few local raccoons, an Orlando man learned a valuable lesson: Raccoons will bite your dumb ass.
In a video posted to YouTube, Braddock Baskett spots a gang of Orlando raccoons (or, a "gaze" of raccoons) in a back parking lot. "I've never seen this many raccoons," he says, while holding a little snack in his outreached hand.
Moments later, a raccoon who seems determined to educate Baskett on the noble savagery of nature, bites his finger.
It's a tough lesson. However, Baskett now knows that raccoons will indeed bite your dumb ass.
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