Apr 27 – May 3, 2016

Apr 27 - May 3, 2016 / Vol. 32 / No. 19

Tampa Bay Times purchases its competitor, Tampa Tribune

One of Florida’s great newspaper wars ended Tuesday after the Tampa Bay Times purchased its weakened competitor, the Tampa Tribune, leaving the region with only one daily newspaper.  The Times, which is the state’s largest newspaper, reports its chairman and CEO Paul Tash announced the purchase, saying in a statement, “The continued competition between the…

Orlando street-punk quartet The Attack releases new disc single

Orlando street-punk quartet the Attack have released their newest single “Four of a Kind” as a limited edition flexi disc. Eschewing the usual digital download/stream route for singles, the Attack have instead opted for their somewhat more esoteric physical medium, released in conjunction with Paper + Plastick. (Sidenote for collectors of new Florida punk wax: You…

The Social named one of the greatest venues in America

The music website Consequence of Sound has named Orlando’s The Social as one of the “100 Greatest Music Venues in America.” Coming in at number 96, the Social was praised by COS as “the city’s best place to catch rock, electronic, and weekly acid jazz sets.” COS further notes: “The midsize venue is mostly built around concerts,…

Matt Woods’ full-band return and the Southern grace of Big Shoals

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND  Country-rocker Matt Woods is from Knoxville but practically has dual citizenship here with how often he comes through. And though he may not have the most sizable following here, he has something that most buzz-bands-du-jour can’t claim: real ride-or-die fans. His people are the kind who don’t just go to every one…

Orlando Police shoot, kill man armed with ‘simulated firearm’

The Orlando Police Department says two of its officers fired and killed a man that was armed with a “simulated firearm,” according to reports. OPD’s dispatch center received a call early Sunday morning from a witness who saw a black man “walking up and down” Orange Blossom Trail with a “chrome firearm.” The first officer…

Disney is about to pit its biggest park against its worst performing resort

While Disney readies to open its most ambitious resort project with Shanghai Disney Resort, just a short flight away, the world’s largest entertainment company is struggling to turn around the fledgling Hong Kong Disneyland. Since opening in 2005, Hong Kong Disneyland, which includes a Magic Kingdom-style park and two hotels, has struggled. After overcrowding the…

Local Puerto Ricans call out Congress after island misses debt payment

After Puerto Rican Gov. Alejandro García Padilla announced the U.S. commonwealth would not be making a $422 million debt payment due Monday, local Puerto Rican leaders and activists rallied in Orlando against Wall Street banks, vulture funds and politicians in Congress who won’t help the island.  “The hardest thing to find on the island is a…

Universal to hire 2,500 new employees, bumps hourly pay to $10

On Monday, Universal Studios announced that it is currently hiring 2,500 more full-time, part-time and seasonal team members to prepare for this summer season. Universal will be filling positions in Culinary, Food Services, Security, Custodial, Parking & Transportation and Warehouse, among others. They also announced an hourly base pay raise to $10 that will go…

Congress members want answers on Florida’s revised HIV numbers

Eleven of Florida’s Democratic and Republican members of Congress want Gov. Rick Scott to explain how the Florida Department of Health revised its count of new HIV infections in 2014 from 6,147 to 4,613, according to the Tampa Bay Times.  The Times first reported the 25-percent change, saying the adjustment was much larger than those made…

Revisit the Golden Age of Thrash when Prong tears up the Haven

Almost exactly 26 years ago, Prong released one of the most tightly wound, surgically effective, gloriously brutal thrash albums ever made. That Beg to Differ came at the tail end of the Golden Age of Thrash was irrelevant, as the New York trio was both closing the book on underground thrash and opening the door…

Disney Springs is getting a Sprinkles cupcake ATM

YES THIS IS HAPPENING. On May 15, Sprinkles will open at Disney Springs and will, in sweet, sweet victory for this city, bring a cupcake ATM to the fictitious shores of Lake Buena Vista. This will be the 20th location for Sprinkles (there’s one in Tampa already with a cupcake ATM if you’ve braved the…

Documentary on punk legends the Damned to screen at the Enzian

Don’t You Wish We Were Dead, the documentary on flamboyant and incendiary OG punks the Damned, will be screening for one night only in Orlando next week. A co-production of Park Ave CDs and the Enzian Theater, the film will be shown at the aforementioned Enzian at 9:30 pm on Monday, May 2nd that’s it. …

Fast-rising Florida rapper Denzel Curry blazes up the underground (The Social)

THIS LITTLE UNDERGROUND  Denzel Curry is a pretty exciting young Bahamian rapper rising from South Florida. He was launched by fellow Carol City breakout SpaceGhostPurrp and formerly rolled in his group Raider Klan (or RVIDXR KLVN for those young enough to fuck with fussy-ass alphabetical styling). But he’s staking ground now as his own man and…

Video evidence proving Lake Eola swans hate Orlando bike cops

It’s common knowledge that swans, though beautiful to look at, are mean as hell. They hate pretty much everyone, but did you know that swans also hate Orlando bike cops?  Recently released body cam footage shows Orlando Police officers near Lake Eola learning the hard way that swans don’t care about a badge. In what might…

Orlando-based musician Froomador releases new CD

Froomador, the solo outlet for Orlando-based musician Ryan Froom, has just released both digital and physical versions of his new album Can’t This Wait. For taking the plunge on a CD, we salute you. Froomador has expanded their earlier, more surf-y palette while still keeping the sun-dazed indie-folk core intact. Parts of it almost remind…

Go get bit at the Doghouse, opening in College Park tomorrow

Brad and Christina Cowherd, proprietors of College Park favorites Infusion Tea and the Soda Fountain, have opened a third Edgewater Drive restaurant. The Doghouse opens to friends and family today, serving “crazy dogs and loaded tots.” (Cue Homer Simpson drool now.) The owners and their relatives have informally shared around an invitation to the soft…

Inaugural Florida Salsa Fest brings the heat to Thornton Park

Viva la salsa! Heat things up this Uno de Mayo at the first ever Florida Salsa Fest in Thornton Park, where hot and spicy sauces reign supreme. Sway to salsa music, shake it with fiery salsa dancers from Mango’s Tropical Cafe and sample all-you-can-eat tastings from 30 different salsas from professional and amateur chefs. Plus,…

The Glorious Rebellion make a major league leap with new album ‘Euphoric’

Orlando noise-rock band the Glorious Rebellion keeps the heat on the street with fairly regular area performances, often appearing alongside heavy-hitting touring names like KEN Mode, Holly Hunt, Black Tusk, Black Cobra and Jucifer. Even with all that, though, little prepared us for the bare-knuckle impact of their raging new record. Euphoric – TGR’s first…

UCF police chief apologizes for “Middle Eastern gun man/woman” alert, but defends response

University of Central Florida Police Chief Richard Beary apologized Wednesday for an alert sent out that described a “Middle Eastern gun man/woman” on campus, but defended the department’s response to the situation.  “These are time-sensitive situations,” he says. “I personally apologize if it was insensitive and we upset people, that was never our intent, and I’m…

Orlando man learns important lesson: Raccoons will bite your dumb ass

While feeding a few local raccoons, an Orlando man learned a valuable lesson: Raccoons will bite your dumb ass.  In a video posted to YouTube, Braddock Baskett spots a gang of Orlando raccoons (or, a “gaze” of raccoons) in a back parking lot. “I’ve never seen this many raccoons,” he says, while holding a little snack…

A TLU remembrance of local artist Morgan Steele

I didn’t know Morgan Steele in that IRL sort of way. Normally, I draw a line there. But with an essence so uncontainable, permeant and sui generis, he was an exception. Unlike the vague composites we have of our further acquaintances, Morgan was a blazingly detailed figure. He was as much local color as he…

Rick Scott wants you to stop trying to stop Donald Trump

While some have said the idea of Vice President Rick Scott is laughable, that hasn’t stopped the Florida governor from gunning for Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump’s heart, this time by trying to convince his party to stop trying get rid of the billionaire.  In a Facebook post, Scott says:  “It is time for the…

23 free concerts in Orlando this week (4/27-5/3)

Wednesday April 27 Ancient Sun 10 pm at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Cody Webb 8 pm at The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints Of Truth 10 pm at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm at St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave. Reggae Night with…

This year, Florida will probably break 2015’s record for dead panthers

2015 witnessed more panther deaths than any other year, and last night we hit the halfway mark to beating that record.  A Florida panther, our state animal, was struck and killed by a motorist Tuesday evening, bringing this year’s death-by-car total to 16, which is more than half of 2015’s record of 30 car-related deaths. …

Savage Love (4/27/16)

I am a trans man and I have no love life. But I did just hook up with a friend two nights ago. It was the first time I’ve had sex in more than a year. My problem is that it was a “one-time thing.” I’m furious with myself for giving that away for what…

Free Will Astrology (4/27/16)

ARIES (March 21-April 19) The oracle I’m about to present may be controversial. It contains advice that most astrologers would never dare to offer an Aries. But I believe you are more receptive than usual to this challenge, and I am also convinced that you especially need it right now. Are you ready to be…

Selections: Our picks of the week’s best events, April 27 – May 3

Wednesday, April 27 The Three Headed Moron Tour COMEDY Though Spacebar’s Wednesday night comedy show features top local talent on the regular, they’ve also become the No. 1 booker for underground out-of-town comedy over the past year or so. Comics who are not quite big enough for the Improv feature at Spacebar on a regular…

Gimme Shelter (4/27/16)

Are you looking for a new “buddy” to hang out with? Buddy (A346425) is a 4-year-old dog who is looking for a forever home. This sweet dog is a gentle giant! He is a very friendly boy and he has a calm and mellow personality. Buddy loves attention, and he really loves to be petted!…

Picks This Week: Death Cab for Cutie, Fat Trel, Glen Phillips and more

The New Sam Rivers’ RivBea Orchestra This 16-piece jazz ensemble carries on the adventurous legacy of mentor/iconoclast Sam Rivers, in the somewhat offbeat environs of Will’s Pub. 9 p.m. Wednesday, April 27, at Will’s Pub, $7-$10 Death Cab for Cutie Veteran indie poppers still crazy after all these years, hitting the road again behind new…


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