… physical ailment or island getaway?
 
PHYSICAL AILMENT
ISLAND GETAWAY
Seychelles  

… potato-chip flavor or an Antonio Banderas movie?
 
CHIP FLAVOR
BANDERAS MOVIE
Lay’s Classic

… dance craze or a backyard wrestler?
 
DANCE CRAZE
WRESTLER
The Waterbug

… personal problem or a reason for crop failure?
 
PROBLEM
CROP FAILURE
Drought  

… Charles Dickens character or an argument for tossing your iPod?
 
DICKENS
TOSS IPOD
Jethro Tull  

… international airline or an exotic dining option?
 
AIRLINE
EXOTIC DINING
Lutefisk  

… school of philosophy or a reason to visit metro Orlando?
 
PHILOSOPHY
VISIT ORLANDO
Situationism

… weekly newspaper or a poker hand?
 
WEEKLY PAPER
POKER HAND
Georgia Straight

… Broadway musical or a chapter from Heidi Fleiss’ autobiography?
 
BROADWAY
FLEISS CHAPTER
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

… quote from Al Capone or Dick Nixon?
 
CAPONE
NIXON
“Don’t you get the idea I’m one of those goddamn radicals. Don’t get the idea I’m knocking the American system.”

This article appears in Feb 16-22, 2005.