This modified Futurama joke is pretty accurate. But memes of old people, guns and recounts are just the beginning of crappy jokes that need to be put to bed.
Like this one. There’s a damn good chance this picture wasn’t even taken in Florida.
Yes, yes, please more jokes about traffic lights and senior citizens.
This one is true, the “snow birds” do migrate in the winter.
Apparently, it’s the law.
Florida is sort of phallic looking, but this joke is literally as old as maps.
But people love it.
See, it’s on a t-shirt, a t-shirt that someone actually wears.
Let’s talk about the rain in Florida.
Yes, it rains a lot.
Sometimes, it rains without warning.
But that doesn’t make these “Meanwhile in Florida” memes are any good. They’re terrible.
Except for the ones about gators.
No, they’re pretty bad too.
We love memes about humidity.
See. We love humidity jokes.
There’s also a ton of memes about hurricanes. But, we’ll just show this one.
It’s true that it’s hot in Florida and we don’t know how to use coats.
We also don’t know how to use memes.
We do have a ton of tourists here.
And yes, they are not familiar with the subtropics, or sun screen.
But we don’t know what sun screen is either.
The GIF of Bugs Bunny sawing Florida off the map needs to go, and pretty much any variation of it.
One guy gets high on bath salts, eats someone’s face and ruins it for everyone.
See what we mean?
Also, who keeps sharing these eCards? It’s so 2011.
Remember when this guy accidentally ran in front of this proposal pic at Disney?
And then The Beatles?
And then the damn moon?
Some people don’t care for Florida Man, but he can stay. He’s cool.