We know there are probably a million ways to kick the bucket in the Sunshine State. But since Florida is the land where just about everything is trying to kill you, we decided to just highlight 100.

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You could drive around with a missile in your car Photo via Palm Beach Post
You could walk out onto a log and discover it’s actually an alligator. Photo via Photo by Richard Jones via WFTV
You could crash your semi-truck, spilling thousands of Bud Lights on the highway, because you were petting your dog. Photo via WFTS
You could choose to have your motorcycle towed with a chain. Photo via Imgur
You could be in a car accident because the woman driving next to you was shaving her bikini line. Photo via YouTube
You could attempt to run from Florida to Cuba in a inflatable hamster ball. Photo via CNN
A woman named Crystal Metheney could fire a missile into your car. Photo via DeathAndTaxes.com
You could die of leprosy from petting an armadillo. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could go swimming at the beach and die of flesh-eating bacteria. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could be hanging out in Jacksonville and find yourself stuck in a vending machine. Photo via FOX
You could be obsessed with kissing alligators. Photo via Sun Sentinel
You could be adopted by Gov. Rick Scott for his 2010 campaign, and then returned to the shelter after he wins. Photo via 96 K Rock
You could get mauled by a bath salt zombie. Photo via Daily Beast
You could get really confused and lock yourself in a closet that unlocks from the inside. Photo via Wesh
You could go for a hike and get shot by one of the 2000 Florida bear hunters, including Ted Nugent. Photo via ArcheryTalkBlog
Your uncle could set your house on fire because you didn’t take him on a beer run. Photo via Instagram user psychawtic
You could get swallowed by a massive sinkhole. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could be the unfortunate one who finds the Orlando Cobra. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could get lost scuba diving in Devil’s Spring, or any other Florida underground cavern. Photo via divebuddy.com
You could get meningitis from a giant snail. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could die of exposure because your stuck at the top of a drawbridge in your birthday suit. Photo via Huffington Post
Literally anything can crawl out of a toilet. Photo via Orlando Weekly
George Zimmerman Photo via HuffingtonPost
You could dial 911 only to have the dispatcher ignore your call so he could finish eating his pizza. Photo via Raw Story
You could get stuck in the Orlando Eye for days and days, eventually dying of extreme boredom. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could be hit by a flying shark on I-95. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could get decapitated on Space Mountain. Photo via Disney
You could park in someone’s spot at Publix and get beat up by an angry husband. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could have a stroke on the Tower of Terror. Photo via Wikipedia
Florida leads the country in death by lightning, so you could go out with a bang. Photo via Instagram user acaciocordioli
You could find 50 kilos of cocaine and be hunted by a drug cartel. Photo via NBC 2
You could die after a vigorous round of dwarf tossing, which was banned in Florida in 1989. Photo via Instagram user surruh_ferg
You could be ordering a calzone and then forced to fight off a samurai sword-wielding attacker. Photo via Orlando Weekly
Your own dog could run you over with an F-150. Photo via Instagram user xoxoroxydog
You could get in a car crash while filming yourself with a selfie stick. Photo via YouTube
You could take a shotgun to the face for dating the stepdaughter of this guy. Photo via Click Orlando
You could attempt to pet a 400 pound black bear in Dade County. Photo via USA Today
You could die by being folded into a couch. Photo via Instagram user jennashaff
You could be attacked by a shark at New Smyrna Beach, which has the highest rate of shark attacks in the world. Photo via YouTube
You could overdose after a visit to Unique Health Care, Orlando’s premier pill mill. Photo via Twitter
You could die from refusing your knife-happy daughter some potato salad. Photo via Instagram user odettealabama
If you ride a bike, you’re screwed. Florida is ranked as the most dangerous state for peddlers. Photo via Gallery Hip
You could die trying to sneak back into your girlfriend’s house through the cat door. Photo via Instagram user allyorkandnoplay
You could accidentally aim your gun at your testicles while cleaning the weapon. Photo via Facebook.
You could for a swim and get Naegleria fowleri, the brain-eating amoeba. Photo via CDC
You could be corned by a 350 pound pig. Photo via KNOE
You could die if the Boogeyman makes your motorcycle crash. Photo via Instagram user alekseev.ilya
You could get in a jetski accident with an astronaut. Photo via Instagram user lacey_lou17
You could be attacked for having too many items in the express checkout. Photo via Forbes
You could get crushed in a trash compactor while trying to escape prison. Photo via Instagram user tommorganradio
You could get electrocuted by a faulty pump in a minigolf pond. Photo via Instagram user ezbypass
You’re more likely to be hit by a car in Orlando than anywhere else in America. Photo via Instagram user baileybug1223
You could be repeatedly stung by an army of red imported fire ants. Photo via CDC
You could eat a raw oyster and get Vibrio. Photo via Huffington Post
You could die car-surfing while on meth. Photo via WPBF
You could be walking in front of a train while texting. Photo via Instagram user mscarolm
Here in Florida, there’s a good chance a hurricane, tornado, flood or wildfire will take you out. Photo via Core Logic
You could be sitting in a recliner when a water buffalo head falls and crushes you. Photo via Instagram user carlyboiill
You could go to prison in Florida, which has had 346 deaths occur behind bars in 2014. Photo via NPR
You could die trying to huff Freon. Photo via Instagram user primetimecooling
You get knocked out by a jumping sturgeon. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could head-butt a bus because you think the fare is too expensive . Photo via Miami New Times
You could get stuck in a grease trap while breaking into a store. Photo via Wesh
You could die of HIV, the most distinctive common cause of death in Florida outside of the top 10 causes of death in America. Photo via NIAID, NIH.
You could swim 4 miles through alligator-infested-waters because it’s on your bucket list. Photo via News 13
You could die after someone fires a shot into the air, and a wayward bullet falls on your skull. Photo via Miami New Times
You could die after making a dumb blonde joke to your girlfriend who then bites your nipple and tries to stab you in your sleep. Photo via Instagram user sir.awesome.boiii
You could find yourself in this woman’s home, which was filled with over 3700 blades. Photo via Fox 13 News
You could see this thing outside your front door. Photo via CNN Credit: CNN
You could be sunburned to death. Hey, it’s possible. Photo via Orlando Weekly.
You could tell your son to get a job, who then decides to stab you. Photo via Instagram user kaylerz35
You could get bit by a mosquito and get West Nile virus. Photo via CDC
You could die if your girlfriend tries to stab you after you refuse to have sex with her. Photo via Slothed
You could be at K-Mart when someone decides to set some lingerie on fire. Photo via Flickr.
You could have a crazy owl terrorizing your neighborhood. Photo via Instagram user morrismooo
You could be stuck in a traffic jam on I-4 and die of rage. Photo via Wikipedia
You could give your girlfriend’s kids lice, and then she hires a hitman to kill you. Photo via Instagram user thehairangels
You could have a son who beats you up for feeding his cat. Photo via Instagram user adriennenvy
You could get in a car accident with a woman who just tweeted “2 drunk 2 care.” Photo via People
Your meth lab could explode and disfigure your face. Photo via Instagram multifandomshit
You could be at a water gun fight and someone decides to bring a real gun. Photo via Stream Machine Store
You could die when the Red Bull B-Boy champion serves you into oblivion. Death by serve. Photo via YouTube.
You could be beaten to death over an Xbox. Photo via CBS News
You could be get bit by an Eastern coral snake, or one of the many poisonous snakes that call Florida home. Photo via Instagram user herpjesus
You could get pummeled by a water spout and die in a watery plume of terror. Photo via Instagram user 305ssom
You could go swimming in the Wekiva River and a gator could rip off your arm. Photo via Mirror Online
You could die of a heatstroke while wearing a disgustingly sweaty Disney cast member costume. Photo via Orlando Weekly
You could get attacked by a cop for not rolling your window down all the way. Photo via Live Leak
You could die eating too many cockroaches. Photo via US News
You could get Ciguatera poisoning from eating a fish. Photo via whoi.edu
You could get an infection after your neighbor smears poop on you. Photo via Daily Mail
You could be attacked by a gang of angry hawks. Photo via YouTube
A Florida teen could spike your Diet Coke with hand sanitizer. Photo via medicaldaily.com
If you’re a senior citizen, you should be extra cautious. Florida leads the nation in elderly deaths beind the wheel. Photo via Huffington Post
You could be involved in a road rage incident on the 1-4 over a Confederate flag. Photo via Photo via Facebook/Phillip Arroyo
You could run into a man named Rhino, who may or may not have a rocket launcher. Photo via Etsy
You could be attacked by a woman wielding a dildo. Photo via LongBeachStuff.com
Get be attacked by an angry raccoon and get rabies. Photo via CDC
You could be attacked with bleach while walking out of a Publix. Photo via Facebook
You could go golfing. Photo via ABC