This picture also misrepresents the sadness and terror visited upon these boys.

In which Goodosphere, with the help of Haim, makes The Wire into some DeGrassi High bullshit. Lo, this mashup of Haim’s pleasant song “The Wire” with the Season 4 opening credits of HBO’s gritty Baltimore drama (and pretty much the best show ever made), The Wire:

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I HATE IT.

I mean, it’s kinda brilliant (good work, Goodosphere), but only if if you didn’t cry real tears at the end of that season. Randy, Dukie, I am so sorry. Namond, you can eat a bag of dicks. </feelings>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/X-WkbRfwGWM?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/X-WkbRfwGWM

This article appears in Jan 22-28, 2014.

Jessica Bryce Young has been working with Orlando Weekly since 2003, serving as copy editor, dining editor and arts editor before becoming editor in chief in 2016.