Now that you have your DNC cocktails, bring on the drinking games …
There are dozens out there, but Salivation Army likes the one at The Clarke Report best, perhaps because, coming from a Republican point of view, the rules are so much more bitter. It just seasons it all so nicely:
*Rules*
(1) One sip every time a political pundit says â??first African-American â?¦â?�
(2) One sip every time a speaker says the word â??change.â?�
(3) One chug every time a speaker mentions George W. Bush by name.
(4) One chug every time a pundit says â??post-partisan.â?�
(5) One shot every time a speaker mentions â??40 million uninsured.â?�
(6) One shot every time someone mentions â??John McCainâ??s seven houses.â?�
(7) Slam an entire beer anytime anyone says â??obscene oil profits.â?�
Mr. Clarke forgets to include anything about drinking when you hear the word “hope” … but then again, if you did that, you’d be passed out before Obama even hit the stage. Cheers!
This article appears in Aug 27 – Sep 2, 2008.