What the bride asked her wedding cake designer for:

What she got:

And again â?? what another bride asked for:

And what she got:

(Via the hilariously awful, wonderfully scary Cakewrecks. If you’re planning to buy a professionally decorated cake for any reason, visit this site first to be warned of how very, very wrong things can go.)

Jessica Bryce Young has been working with Orlando Weekly since 2003, serving as copy editor, dining editor and arts editor before becoming editor in chief in 2016.