Dónal Finn and Hero Fiennes Tiffin in Young Sherlock Credit: Daniel Smith/Prime Video

Streaming premieres Wednesday, March 4:

Blue Therapy — The week’s hot U.K. export is sort of The Ultimatum in reverse, with seven couples visiting a therapist to see if their relationship is worth preserving. The little detail that all 14 clients are Black and the counselor is an old white lady seems kind of problematic — except to Disney, who may have just hit on the hook they’ve been looking for to update Mary Poppins. (Netflix)

The Hunt — This French drama about a bunch of outdoorsmen who run afoul of armed psychopaths had to be delayed three months when it was discovered that director/“creator” Cédric Anger had plagiarized the story. The credits to the finished product now include the more responsible acknowledgment «une œuvre originale de Claude.»  (Apple TV)

Young Sherlock — After an absence of 15 years, Guy Ritchie returns to the character of Sherlock Holmes in a prequel series that shows the destined-to-be-sleuth honing his investigative skills to clear himself of murder charges. Playing the teenage Holmes is Hero Fiennes Tiffin, who will prove himself a worthy progenitor to Robert Downey Jr. by speaking at a clip that renders his dialogue comprehensible solely to tweaking hummingbirds. (Prime Video)

The Hunt debuts in the U.S. Wednesday Credit: Apple TV

Streaming premieres Thursday, March 5:

A Friend, A Murderer — A Danish kidnapper and murderer is finally caught after eight years, leaving the surrounding community to wonder how someone they trusted could have been such a monster. And that’s the kind of quandary that resonates across cultures, because Jennifer Lopez has asked herself the same thing four times. (Netflix)

Ted — It’s 1994 as Season 2 begins, and Ted and his young buddy Jawn are partaking of all of the distractions of the era, like Dungeons & Dragons and 1-900 sex lines. If you see them joining a homicidal vampire cult, you’ll know the casting budget just took a hit. (Peacock)

Vladimir — The title’s your first clue that what we have here is a gender-swapped riff on the Lolita principle, with Rachel Weisz playing a married college professor drawn into a dangerous affair with a younger colleague (Leo Woodall). Before you cry any tears for her husband, consider that they probably didn’t cast John Slattery in the part because the character is a Promise Keeper or something. (Netflix)

Rachel Weisz and John Slattery in Vladimir Credit: Netflix

Streaming premieres Friday, March 6:

Boyfriend On Demand — Leave it to South Korea to see whimsy in something that’s keeping the rest of us up at night. Who else could come up with the story of a webtoon producer who begins to lose her grip on reality after she turns to AI for romance — and then decide the premise would make for a great romcom? Can’t wait to see how they spin it as charming when her virtual beau starts goading her to off herself because chemtrails have made her fat. (Netflix)

The Dinosaurs — The Life on Our Planet team of executive producer Steven Spielberg and narrator Morgan Freeman reunites for a four-part nature documentary that traces the emergence, evolution and eventual extinction of dinosaurs on Earth. In the twist ending, we learn the mighty behemoths actually peaced out of here so they could live out the rest of their lives in safety and comfort on ET’s homeworld with Andy Dufresne. (Netflix)

Friends Like These: The Murder of Skylar Neese — Revisit the sad tale of the West Virginia teen who in 2012 was stabbed to death by two of her closest gal pals. And now I have to decide if I want to come up with a third joke about AI taking our jobs, or if I should just outsource it. (Hulu)

Hello Bachhon — The true history of the Indian education system undergirds an inspiring drama about a physics instructor who attempts to expand his reach with an internet curriculum. Which is all well and good, until you notice that dreamy Korean exchange student has six fingers on his left hand. (Netflix)

The TikTok Killer — More shocking true crime for the virtual age, with a Spanish family tracing the disappearance of one of their loved ones through social media. Don’t worry about losing the thread of the story, because every major development is going to be rehashed three times in case you’re busy stalking your neighbors on Ring. (Netflix)

War Machine — Alan Ritchson and Dennis Quaid headline a sci-fi actioner about a bunch of U.S. Army Ranger trainees who have to fend off a berserker from outer space. Due to the partial shutdown, they can’t afford to fight to the finish and instead have to bargain away Bayonne. (Netflix)

Streaming premieres Monday, March 9:

The 50 — Season 3 of the reality competition features a new lineup of celebrity contestants, or at least what will strike you as same if you’re totally immersed in German pop culture. And if you are, please tell me Heino isn’t in the files. (Prime Video)

Sesame Street — Volume 2 furthers the approach the show has been pursuing on its new home of Netflix, including fast pacing and an emphasis on character development and compassion. Yeah, yeah. Just as long as they understand we on Team Elmo are going to die on the hill that Rocco is just a fuckin’ rock. (Netflix)

Streaming premieres Tuesday, March 10:

One Piece: Into the Grand Line — The eagerly awaited second season of the top-rated manga adaptation chronicles Monkey D. Luffy and co.’s voyage through a magical stretch of ocean, with stops at more than one mysterious island. “Don’t bother checking the flight logs,” grumbles the former Prince Andrew. “You’ve already had your bloody fun.” (Netflix)


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