Walt Disney World is expensive. There’s no use denying it at this point.

The ticket prices have climbed to the point that an average family has to view the park as a once-every-few years treat and Disney have steered into that skid, focusing their product on the still-expanding luxury customer base.

Even in that environment, though, the costs around Disney’s recent Star Wars experiences have raised eyebrows. The immersive Galactic Starcruiser hotel gave fans sticker shock when it was revealed that a stay cost about as much as a 2001 Ford Ranger. Now, a drink in their Star Wars cantina is giving guests Palpatine-tions.

The Kaiburr Crystal cocktail is only available in the Hyperspace Lounge aboard Disney’s new cruise ship Wish. The admittedly impressive drink comes in a camtono, a Star Wars universe device for securing important goods behind a keypad. When the keycode is punched in, the sides fall open on this space-y carrier, revealing the drink in a cloud of mist.

The flight of drinks is named for the rare element that allows lightsabers to exist. According to a report from Arthur’s About Theme Parks, the drinks within are nearly as rare. Along with a cocktail made with Camus cognac, yuzu and kumquat and various shots of ultra-top-shelf liquors like Pappy Van Winkle’s Family Reserve 23 Year bourbon and Taylor’s Fladgate Kingsman Edition Very Old Tawny Port. Both of those fetch several thousand dollars per bottle. Arthur’s adds that the drink comes with a ton of swag, though, not the camtono itself. It comes with a bottle of wine from Skywalker vineyards, a backpack, the glasses from inside the camtono and a visit to the vineyard (located on George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch and otherwise closed to the public).

Even so, the high price tag drew the ire of social media. Check out some of our favorites below.

If I went to a wedding like this, I too would be talking shit about it… fuck you mean you’re not providing catering??? At a WEDDING?? pic.twitter.com/12OMKlQogu— Ash (@theashrb) June 5, 2022
I just can’t stop thinking about how it costs $5500 for an hour of Mickey and Minnie’s time at a Disneyland wedding https://t.co/R9cQMTN9MJ— Cody (@codybondarchuk) June 8, 2022
I am being so serious rn when I say we are not bullying Disney adults enough https://t.co/N9FhTQyMat— Jacob (@redmagejacob93) June 7, 2022 Credit: Universal Orlando Resort unveils a very unique new portal at its park.
my brain cannot comprehend this, in theory I should be ok with it, but I cannot process it, imagine going to an Indian wedding and there is NO FOOD, there would also be no marriage in fact there would be riots, in fact if it was Haryana there would be gunfire, and about 6 murders https://t.co/KcBqpeMEZR— Shiv Ramdas Traing To Rite Buk (@nameshiv) June 7, 2022
"There is food available nearby?" NOJODA! https://t.co/HecWBn2Ikj— lili_pl (@lili_pl) June 7, 2022
"There's nothing wrong with Disney adults, they're just two steps away from worshiping a corporate mascot as their god" is not the reassurance you think it is Jodi https://t.co/b8k7Zodi2i— Γγ ☕🪶💀🦋⌛🧟‍♀️🪄😈🎲 (@gammashitlord) June 7, 2022
There’s nothing more American than building a religion on a foundation of racism and labor exploitation. https://t.co/zoKRi1sGsR— KARLI MARXCX ✡️🇵🇸🤦🏽‍♂️ (@EvelKneidel) June 8, 2022
sorry but saying "disney is a huge part of our marriage" sounds no different to me than "taco bell is a huge part of our marriage". "pfizer is a huge part of our marriage". it's weird to have this much brand loyalty https://t.co/N0nYbJxCNA— ゲロに浸した死体 (@CATACLYSTA) June 8, 2022
“Disney adults see Mickey Mouse as God actually” might be the weirdest and most ineffective defense of Disney adults I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/R9ZFDyojTa pic.twitter.com/67HtdLr73M— DefinitelyNotArms (@NotHeaviestArms) June 7, 2022
Maybe Mooby The Golden Calf from the movie Dogma wasn’t on the nose *enough* https://t.co/LDW8Fu4qYl pic.twitter.com/mtRzrByRRQ— isi baehr-breen (its pronounced ‘izzy’) (@isaiah_bb) June 7, 2022
Imagine having a destination wedding to Disney World where $5,000 (the entire catering budget) is instead spent on 2 overworked underpaid actors to dress as cartoon mice for photos while telling your guests to just go to a vending machine and then wondering if you’re the asshole. https://t.co/ssi5tiwTQo— 🍑Peach Saliva🍑 (@PeachSaliva) June 6, 2022
They could have just paid me $150 and I would have pretended to be both Mickey and Minnie https://t.co/LMqxV5ohPb— Tasia Bass but the vacation version (@GroovyTasia) June 6, 2022
THANKS A EFFING LOT NEW ATHEISTS, YOU REPLACED THE CHURCH WITH DISNEY. https://t.co/PhRY3S0fsg— Ideosyncretic Bonaparte Fan (@Panindependent) June 7, 2022
I'm a religious studies professor researching Moloch and I'm here to tell you why to stop pathologizing ritual child sacrifice https://t.co/8gZDQM3KpG pic.twitter.com/EgnsGhlquw— rules-based international zachary (@TomKhruisehchev) June 7, 2022
me, pathologizing Disney adults AND religion as cringe https://t.co/0tEUtjvduc pic.twitter.com/Llbdf9S7lu— les 👾 (@tweet__les) June 7, 2022
I'm a religion studies professor researching Disney and this is Jackass https://t.co/Ex6QvEcfbV— hyperinflation fetishist (@oinkophobia) June 7, 2022
i'm sorry but at some point you have to stop yourself and sincerely ask if people having sincere, actual religious faith in a for-profit corporation that controls most American media properties is really the kind of world you want to live in https://t.co/6vvedYFo39— 「𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮」 (@tara_chara) June 7, 2022
I'm an American Studies professor researching the Manson Family and I'm here to tell you why to stop pathologizing commune dwellers,…. https://t.co/Uy8s1aos8Y— Jeff Melnick (@melnickjeffrey1) June 7, 2022
I hope the rat company burns to the ground. I hope disney world sinks into the swamp and Disneyland falls into an earthquake chasm. I hope every classic character becomes public domain. I hope that antisemitic fuck really did freeze his head so I can punt it. https://t.co/QnqRIy0g4J— Zane Schacht – Voice Goblin (@VoicesByZane) June 7, 2022
This just makes me want to hate Disney adults even more. https://t.co/eRiFLKnHCU— Ash the Gay Snake (@NannerNeff) June 7, 2022
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