Sep 9-15, 2015

Sep 9-15, 2015 / Vol. 31 / No. 38

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UCF ranked the 15th most polite campus in the nation, according to GrubHub

Homework is piling up. Schedules are falling by the wayside. Exhaustion is no longer an option, but a necessary evil. If you’re in college, you’re probably hungry. There’s three options: make food, get food or delivery. Given the circumstances listed above, it’s easy for the average collegiate to handle deliveries with a scowl, but University of…

PB&J Theatre factory brings essential stagecraft to Artlando, Sept. 26

What’s better than a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich? Why, the performances of the PB&J Theatre Factory, of course! This theater troupe takes after the food for which it was named: simple, filling and beloved by adults and children alike. Watch them caper onstage at Artlando, Orlando Weekly’s all-day outdoor art and cultural festival at Loch Haven Park on…

33 free concerts this week in Orlando (9/16-9/22)

Wednesday, Sept. 16 Control This! 10 p.m. at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 p.m. at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck with Beemo 9 p.m. at the Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave. Thursday, Sept. 17 Chelsea Chen 7:30 p.m. at Rollins…

Read the Yelp reviews of Orange County Jail

Yelp: It’s not just for local restaurants, coffee shops and retailers, you know. You can review pretty much anything you want – review your barber, review your bail bondsmen. Or, better yet, review your local jail.  Right now, Orange County Jail (2450 W. 33rd St., in case you don’t know where it is) has five…

Health care communications director leaves after questioning governor’s office

The fallout after Florida’s witch hunt against Planned Parenthood continues as Politico is now reporting that the Agency for Health Care Administration’s communications director has left her position.  Last week, Politico learned Gov. Rick Scott’s office had scrubbed press releases about AHCA’s investigation of Planned Parenthood in the state of pertinent information, like the fact that…

We reviewed and ranked those cringeworthy 411-PAIN radio jingles

If you’ve tuned into local Orlando radio, chances are you’ve caught one of the catchy jingles used to promote the legal and medical referral service 411 PAIN. The company has been remixing popular music to advertise its services over the radio waves for several years now, mixing rhymes about auto accidents and medical emergencies to…

Florida is the 3rd most Instagrammed state, says study

“Hashtag” isn’t a word that would’ve meant much five years ago, but nowadays it’s determining what’s being talked about the most on social media and it’s seems quite a few people being are tagging the state of Florida.  In a recent “study” by Pixable, which broke down the most hashtags associated with each state, the Sunshine…

Marco Rubio disses Florida State University in radio interview

Presidential candidate Marco Rubio is currently traveling across the country shaking hands, kissing babies and generally trying to not alienate anyone. But one group this University of Florida graduate couldn’t care less about are Seminoles fans.  On a radio interview with Iowa station KNXO 1460 AM last week, Rubio read Florida State University to filth,…

5 things you need to know about Wednesday’s Drink Around The Hood

 Drink Around The Hood is this Wednesday and we have few exciting tidbits we’d love to share with you about Orlando Weekly’s monthly party in the “Ivanhood” district.  1. First off, we’re switching it up and serving suds from our heavy-handed friends over at Shipyard Brewing Co. and Sea Dog Brewing Company. Hood drinkers can expect brews…

Central Florida’s giant land crabs are now emerging from the Earth

It’s breeding season for giant land crabs, which means for the next couple weeks, crabs the size Nerf footballs will rise from their burrows and lurk in the forests of Central Florida.  “They’re very active in the late summer and early fall,” said Nichole Perna of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service” to WESH. “This…

Florida man tries to buy weed, accidentally texts narcotics captain

A 29-year-old Florida man looking to score some weed was arrested after he accidentally dialed the captain of the Martin County Sheriff’s Narcotics Unit.  According to the Washington Post, William Lamberson, a Port St. Lucie, Florida, resident and guy who just really wanted to mellow out, thought he was chatting with friends for a “hook-up”…

Valencia College asks judge to dismiss transvaginal probe lawsuit

Valencia College is now asking a judge in the U.S. District Court to throw out a lawsuit against transvaginal probes filed by students earlier this year and award them legal costs. The original lawsuit alleged that students in the “highly competitive” sonography program were forced to volunteer for routine transvaginal ultrasounds, a procedure which entails…

Disneyland now has a $300 Jungle Cruise breakfast

You have plenty of crazy ways to waste your money here at Walt Disney World (most seem to include desserts for you to distract yourself from the crazy amounts of money you spent), but Disneyland might have just beat Orlando with the ‘wildest’ way to spend your money.  A new $300 breakfast will allow guests…

7 fun shops that are worth the trip to Sanford

For those of us living closer to Orlando’s urban core, we typically don’t find ourselves taking excursions to some of the less hustling-and-bustling outlying areas of Central Florida. Unbeknownst to some, historic downtown Sanford continues to expand and add some beloved businesses, making city slickers think twice about ignoring our 1-4 corridor neighbors. Here are…

Orlando Speaks hosting second event at Edgewater High in October

The second installment of Orlando Speaks, an “interactive workshop designed to strengthen relationships and trust between officers and residents,” is scheduled for Oct. 13 at Edgewater High School, according to a city press release. As we reported in August, the first Orlando Speaks event, run by the Valencia College Peace and Justice Institute, had some…

1 out of 17 Orlando children were homeless in 2014

A troubling report released by the Central Florida Regional Commission on Homelessness found that in Orange, Osceola and Seminole counties last year, 26,000 children spent part of 2014 homeless, the Orlando Sentinel reports. That’s one out of every 17 kids in the Central Florida area, beating the national average from the U.S. Department of Education…

Pumpkin Everything, Part 2: Bagels, Biscuits & Greek Yogurt

Good news! According to Weather.com, today is the last 90-degree day we’ll have for the foreseeable future! Huzzah! Bad news! The day after Labor Day is now officially the start of All-Things-Fall season (bye bye, white pants), including the rollout of every kind of pumpkin-spice-flavored thing ever. For this edition of our recurring “Pumpkin Everything”…

Florida man puts faces to the names of every 9/11 victim

In a massive memorial undertaking, Leesburg resident Michael DeMinico is painting a portrait of every single person who died in the 9/11 attacks. He’s been working on the project for more than 10 years, and so far he’s painted 1,300 oil portraits on 9-inch by 12-inch canvases. Crystal Chavez interviewed DelMinico today on WMFE: The idea…

Disney will begin construction for Star Wars Land in 2016

In an investors conference Thursday afternoon, Walt Disney Co. Chief Operating Officer Tom Staggs announced that construction for the highly anticipated Star Wars Lands will begin next year at Disney’s Hollywood Studios and Disneyland Anaheim.  “This will be I think perhaps the most immersive land we’ve ever built,” said Staggs about the purposed 14 acre…

Florida’s panther problems get a writeup in the New Yorker

We’ve written recently about the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission’s attempt to quietly cut back on its efforts to expand the state’s panther population. The argument for doing so, put forth in a draft memo posted to the agency’s website with little fanfare or attention, was that the 180 or so breeding panthers that live in Southwest…

An inside look at what to expect from Halloween Horror Nights 25

Last night, in a tucked-away soundstage of Universal Studios, Universal director of entertainment Michael Aiello took the floor to reveal a few additional details about this year’s 25th anniversary celebration of Halloween Horror Nights. Costumes and props from the various houses were scattered playfully around the room, makeup stations brought a nymphish scareactor to life,…

Disney announces opening date for Morimoto Asia

Walt Disney World has finally announced the opening date of one of the most anticipated new restaurants coming to Downtown Disney (soon to be known as Disney Springs, some time in 2016 when renovations are supposed to be complete): Morimoto Asia will open on Sept. 30, and if the restaurant’s posts to its Facebook page and…

Opening in Orlando: The Visit, Wolf Totem, 90 Minutes in Heaven and more

90 Minutes in Heaven If you’ve ever wondered if God punishes people who help ruin popular genre franchises, just look what’s happened to Hayden “poor man’s Anakin” Christensen and Kate “nobody’s Lois Lane” Bosworth. They’ve been reduced to providing the “name” talent in the faith-based drama 90 Minutes in Heaven, which has Christensen playing a…

Selections (9/9-9/16)

Wednesday, Sept. 9: Spamalot If you’re the kind of person who likes to put on your best bad British accent and throw one-liners into conversations, or you’re the kind of person who makes eyes roll at parties by reciting lengthy passages from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (or even if you just like that one gimmick where…

Savage Love (9/9/15)

Is it legal for a man to procure the services of a dominatrix? In the kind of session I have in mind, there’s no nudity or sexual activity or contact involved. There’s not even any whipping or flogging or caning or hardcore BDSM stuff. I just want to see what it would be like to…

Free Will Astrology (9/9/15)

ARIES (March 21-April 19) “More and more I have come to admire resilience,” writes Jane Hirshfield in her poem “Optimism.” “Not the simple resistance of a pillow,” she adds, “whose foam returns over and over to the same shape, but the sinuous tenacity of a tree: Finding the light newly blocked on one side, it…

Gimme Shelter (9/9/15)

Orange County Animal Services has a unique tale in Cinnamon (Animal ID# A314054). This 2-year-old friendly feline first arrived at the shelter six months ago. Shelter staff are shocked she has not yet been adopted. She spent two stints in foster care temporarily recovering from minor illnesses. She now has a clean bill of health…

Florida’s battle for solar power heats up

Every election season, a funny thing happens – people come out of the woodwork to initiate the process of getting constitutional amendments on the ballot to address issues the Legislature hasn’t touched. Last year, voters overwhelmingly approved, for instance, a measure to dedicate a certain amount of funding to land and water conservation measures. In previous…

A local co-op is getting the ball rolling on affordable solar power

A group of local residents has decided not to wait for the state to make it easier or cheaper for homeowners to convert to solar. According to Mary Dipboye, founder of Central Florida Solar Advocates, the region’s (and perhaps the state’s) first formal solar co-op is now up and running. The Orlando-Winter Park Solar Co-op,…

A week at Will’s Pub

People don’t always have it easy. Sometimes you leave home before you’re ready. Sometimes you can’t reach your goals. Sometimes you see no future. While it may be more constructive to start jogging or something when this is your mental state, sometimes the right kind of place can substitute these strangling inadequacies for loose-fitting diversions.…

California duo Best Coast proves there’s more to life than just sunshine

From the outside, Bethany Cosentino’s life looks pretty perfect. There’s the hopelessly romantic name of her band, Best Coast. Her effortless collaborative relationship with righthand man Bobb Bruno. Their sun-dappled California-centric guitar rock. Their meteoric rise to indie success after the release of 2010 album Crazy for You, which Cosentino described as being “about weed…

Picks This Week: My Hotel Year, ZZ Ward and more

ZZ Ward Bluesy songstress ZZ Ward released an EP, Love and War, to tide fans over until her new album comes out next spring. 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 9, at the Beacham, $20 In Sonitus Lux We’d say In Sonitus Lux pivots around avant-garde artist Serson Brannen (the Subliminator), but the word “pivot” suggests there’s…

Chico’s serves up cheap, casual drinks and tacos without the fake ID crowd

Chico’s Tequila Bar 50 E. Central Blvd., 407-422-6299, acebook.com/chicostequilabar After work or after hours? Both. All day long, if you’d like, since house margaritas are just $3 all day, every day. Beer/wine or liquor too? All of the above Check all that apply: ☐ fancy cocktails ☒ make ’em strong and keep ’em coming ☐…


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