May 30 – Jun 5, 2012

May 30 - Jun 5, 2012 / Vol. 28 / No. 22

Indie-folk superstar Bon Iver works his way to Hard Rock Live

Tuesday, June 5 – Bon Iver with the Staves 7 p.m. Hard Rock Live 6050 Universal Blvd. 407-351-5483 hardrocklive.com $35-$55 Yes, yes, Justin Vernon and heartbreak and a remote cabin and Justin Timberlake is so funny! We know him and we love him. But seriously, have you seen the infomercial posted to Vimeo back in…

Sunday Film News Roundup — June 3rd, 2012

Movie news seemed to take a bit of a deep breath to catch up after the madness that is Cannes finally finished. To kill the time, I finally caught Men in Black III. Oh boy. Chalk up another victory for infamous Hollywood Braincloud. The most interesting thing to come out of that will have been…

World Ballet Competition presents All Stars of Dance at Bob Carr

Sunday, June 3 – All Stars of Dance 7 p.m. Bob Carr Performing Arts Centre 401 W. Livingston St. 407-849-9948 worldballetcompetition.com $25-$100 Call it ballet’s version of Dancing With the Stars: For the sixth year in a row, the finals of the World Ballet Competition in Orlando ends with this one-night-only All Stars of Dance…

Gays Take Over Orlando Comedy Show tonight in downtown Orlando

Saturday, June 2 – Gays Take Over Orlando Comedy Show 10 p.m. Mojo Cajun Bar & Grill 129 W. Church St. 407-629-2665 downtownorlando.bonkerzcomedy.com $10 Charlie Ballard may have grown up with two targets on his back for discrimination (he is both gay and Native American), yet through comedy he’s found a means for self-expression and…

NASA engineer Richard Johanboeke stops by Orlando Science Center

Saturday, June 2 – Astronomy Month NASA Speaker Series 2 p.m. Orlando Science Center 777 E. Princeton St. 407-514-2000 osc.org $17 NASA engineer and contracting officer Richard Johanboeke visits the Orlando Science Center Saturday afternoon to lead a discussion of the Mars Science Laboratory mission, part of OSC’s speaker series during Astronomy Month. Space enthusiasts…

Making Covers Is Easy #002: Cruel Summer

Making covers for Orlando Weekly is easy when you have a talented photographer taking shots of an ice cream party of one. Marla Hernandez was behind the camera. Lily Minks, thanks for agreeing to appear on our summer guide cover. We’re looking for deep sadness over your ice cream cone melting. Okay. I admit, it…

Harry Potter-themed shenanigans coming to Lowndes Shakespeare Center

Saturday, June 2 – An Evening of Comedy and Improv 8 p.m. Margeson Theater Lowndes Shakespeare Center 812 E. Rollins St. hpfantrips.com $15-$105 It’s easy for Harry Potterphiles to become entrenched with J.K. Rowling’s fantasy empire, what with those charming school-age characters, the soaring broomstick action and the naively mesmerizing intro to witchcraft. But if…

Summer ’12 forecast: How am I doin’?

Anybody who read my summer box-office prediction chart a few weeks ago may have wondered if my mind has finally walked away from my cranium like it’s a bad mortgage.  And to be totally honest, that’s kind of the reaction I was shooting for. If you’re going to go out on a limb by attempting…

Grace Potter & the Nocturnals open at Raymond James Stadium

Saturday, June 2 – Grace Potter & the Nocturnals with Kenny Chesney, Tim McGraw, Jake Owen 4:30 p.m. Raymond James Stadium Tampa $29.50-$255.50 All right, here’s the skinny on this monstrous stadium bill: Co-headliner Kenny Chesney is beloved and quite talented. Co-headliner Tim McGraw is also a person who sings. But opener Grace Potter &…

Opening in Orlando — June 1st, 2012

Battlefield America — Writer/director Chris Stokes, the creative genius behind You Got Served, turns his attention to the cutthroat world of underground dance competitions. Thanks to last-minute reshoots, the thrilling climax now shows our fierce combatants doing bath salts, getting nekkid and biting each other’s faces off. You really got served, son! (PG-13) [youtube Pw93esZ-CA8] Bernie –…

Scion Rock Fest brings a stacked lineup of heavy/doomy/noisy bands to Tampa

Saturday, June 2 – Scion Rock Fest 2012 with Merzbow, Down, Sleep, Exodus, Repulsion, Cerebral Ballzy (pictured) and more 4 p.m. various venues in Tampa scionav.com/rock free “Japanese noise legend Merzbow will be performing in Tampa.” That right there is a noteworthy headline in these parts. “Reunited stoner-metal legends Sleep will be performing their classic…

On Sale This Week: Ruben Blades at House of Blues!

On Sale: Saturday, June 2 Ruben Blades 8 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 20 House of Blues Downtown Disney West Side 407-934-2583 hob.com $55-$65        Down the road: Relief in Abstract Showcase with XXYYXX, June 9 at Back Booth Afrojack, June 12 at The Beacham Childish Gambino, June 12 at Hard Rock Live Puscifer, June…

Savage Love

I’m a straight man from Southern California and I really want to be a straight male escort

Happytown

The week where we watched more stealth attacks from Republicans on voter rights, worried about the children (our future, Whitney) and their rising college tuition and then looked around for government bullets meant to take us out. Crazy train, anyone?

Bernie

Jack Black gives his greatest performance in Richard Linklater’s true-life dark comedy

Floral arrangement

Veteran arts administrator Flora Maria Garcia prepares to take the helm at United Arts of Central Florida in the middle of an economic crisis. Can she make a difference?

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19) “Let’s waltz the rumba,” said jazz musician Fats Waller, suggesting the seemingly impossible mix of two very different types of dancing. That’s an excellent clue for you. I suspect that in the coming week you will have an unusual aptitude for hybridization. You could do folk dancing and hip-hop moves simultaneously.…

Album reviews

The Bombay Royale You Me Bullets Love (Hope Street) 4 Stars Taking on vintage Bollywood the same way that Dengue Fever takes on Cambodian pop, the Bombay Royale manage to evoke the bold glamour and easy swagger of R.D. Burman’s ’60s and ’70s soundtracks while adding just the right amount of cheeky, surf-rockin’ groove to…

Final Farewell to Fringe 2012

The 2012 Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival is now nothing but a memory, following Monday night’s “patrons pick” finale. You can reminice about the Fringe with me in my latest Live Active Cultures column (available on newsstands today in the newest Orlando Weekly) where a share my experiences escorting the Big Nazo monster puppet troupe…

How to check your voting status

Are you registered to vote? You may think you are, but if you live in Florida, you just never know. The state is trying to purge the voter rolls of voters who are illegally registered to vote, and in the process, they’re sending letters to people who are legally registered voters and telling them that…

Hard Rock launches new record label … plans to make zero profit from it

Orlando-based Hard Rock International just announced the launch of their own record label. You know what a record label is, right? That business model built on shady accounting practices, questionable promotional tactics, and fueled by the crystallized dreams and ambition of millions of guitar players, singers, and songwriters who thought that “getting signed” was the…

Republican Party of Florida defends voter disenfranchisement

Today the Republican Party of Florida sent out a rather shocking press release condemning U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson (D-Fla.) for speaking up against what many are saying is an egregious attempt to suppress voters in Florida from being able to cast a ballot in the 2012 elections. Nelson has been a vocal opponent of Gov.…

Cameron Crowe’s “Almost Famous” 5/29 @ Enzian, $5, 9:30pm

Is there a better film about the insane longing and irrational urge that is the eternal, unwavering draw of rock n’ roll? About journalism? About both? If there is I’ve never seen it. There are great films about rock and roll, and about journalism, but not about both, and not to the depth of the…

Blank Space Gallery & Lounge closing

Blank Space Gallery & Lounge in downtown Orlando is closing. According to an announcement posted to Facebook by owner/operator David Charles, “unfortunate circumstances having to do with the building owner” mean the gallery can’t keep its current space, and Charles says he can’t afford to relocate. On Friday night, June 1, the gallery is hosting…

Notable Noise: This Week’s Best Shows [Municipal Waste, Shak Nasti CD release, Chaka Khan, Flashlights, Knife Party, and more]

Tuesday, May 29 Metal? We got it. Municipal Waste, 3 Inches of Blood, Black Tusk [The Social] Volbeat [House of Blues] Black Cobra, Gaza [Will’s Pub] And this too: The New Lows, Grave Return [Peacock Room] Thursday, May 31 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loDBIWZSack Knife Party [Firestone Live] – You’re not tired of dubstep yet, are you? Hahahahaha. Of course…

Almost Famous shows tonight at Enzian

Tuesday, May 29 – Almost Famous 9:30 p.m. Enzian Theater 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland 407-629-0054 enzian.org $5 Remember when Kate Hudson was a wise-beyond-her-years ingénue up for a golden statue and the world was at her feet? When it looked as if Cameron Crowe, having finally told his remarkable life story, could shrug off…


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