May 1-7, 2013

May 1-7, 2013 / Vol. 29 / No. 18

Welsh rockers the Joy Formidable make their way to the Social

photo by James Minchin Monday, May 6 – The Joy Formidable with Io Echo 7 p.m. The Social 54 N. Orange Ave. 407-246-1419 thesocial.org $15 Welsh rockers the Joy Formidable make a whole lot of racket for a three-piece. While some guitar gauze, indie-pop quirk, occasionally complex lyricism and orchestral arrangements make their way into…

Sunday Film News Roundup — May 5th, 2013

Between offending Sarah Palin fans, the start of principal photography on House of Cards Season 2 and the supposed Great Purge of titles that hit this week, Netflix had an interesting week. Sarah Palin is not worth talking about — ever, and we know nothing about House of Cards yet. Streamaggedon, as it was called, is a…

In Defense Of ‘Iron Man 3’

I’m not sure what constitutes a “spoiler” nowadays, and I’ve tried to keep reveals at a minimum. But if you’re on a quest to avoid any information about Iron Man 3, then I suggest you stop reading. Seriously Stop. “Phase 1” of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, while certainly action-packed, was mostly a series of origin…

The race is on: Urban ReThink hosts 2nd Annual Broomstick Pony Derby

photo by Gian Carlo Photography Saturday, May 4 – 2nd Annual Broomstick Pony Derby 3-6 p.m. Urban ReThink 625 E. Central Blvd. 407-704-6895 broomstickponyderby.com free for spectators, $20 registration per person For more than a month now, jockeys of all ages have assembled at Urban ReThink for a series of broomstick pony-making workshops. And hopes…

Don’t be so quick to leave Iron Man 3 this weekend…

Because, as I’m sure we’re all accustomed to by now, there is a post-credits scene that apparently ties the movie together, though [NOT REALLY A SPOILER BUT WHATEVER] much like the post-Avengers sharwama scene is just a character moment, not a teaser for Thor: The Dark World or Avengers Phase Two.

May 4 is Free Comic Book Day!

Saturday, May 4 – Free Comic Book Day various stores freecomicbookday.com We think it’s fantastic how everybody gets a custom-made holiday these days. Administrative Professionals Day, a recent upgrade in respect from the old Secretaries Day, happened just last week, as did Record Store Day, a day for those who see the value in an…

The ultimate brainy music event is this Saturday

MUSIC AND THE BRAIN | 2-5 p.m. Saturday, May 11 | UCF College of Medicine, Lewis Auditorium | www.centralfloridasfn.org/events.html | $10-$20 When I was in middle school, my older sister did that age-old science experiment where she played different genres of music for the same species of plant and monitored whether or not the songs…

Producer-only farmers market and farm-to-table dinner headline Winter Garden Harvest Festival

photo by Rhonda Walsingham-Colonna Saturday, May 4 – Winter Garden Harvest Festival 9 a.m.-2 p.m. festival, 7 p.m. Farm-to-Table Dinner downtown Winter Garden wintergardenharvestfestival.com free-$75 Aside from its growing familiarity, the farm-to-table movement really shouldn’t be considered one of those soon-to-fade memes. More so it’s become an integral part of our mealtimes – and for…

Short Film Friday: Cooking Dog and Hot for Teacher

Omelette Directed by: Madeline Sharafian Runtime: 2:30 http://maddiesharafian.blogspot.com/ (thanks Laura G. ) After a pretty rough week this is exactly the kind of short film I wanted to run into – charming, heartfelt, funny and, most importantly, short, which is not always the case with short films. Omelette is a personal little tale about a dog,…

Film Review: Iron Man 3

It's been half a year since Marvel's Avengers trashed Manhattan while saving it from an alien invasion (and cleaned up $1.5 billion in worldwide box office), but the superhero team's most popular member is still a self-proclaimed hot mess. Iron Man 3 (or “Iron Man Three” as the retro-styled closing credits claim) finds wisecracking billionaire…

WMFE-FM announces new president/general manager

LaFontaine Oliver, new president of WMFE-FM It’s been more than six months since José Fajardo departed WMFE in a cloud of toothy charm and firm handshakes – and at least three pledge drives – but the staff of our local NPR affiliate has carried on, grown and excelled, despite lacking an official leader. Now the…

Royal drubbing: Will Regal get killed over Obamacare?

At the risk of sounding like a lefty cliché, I love me a good boycott. “The needs of the many, Lieutenant, outweigh those of the fucktards.” I love it when progressive groups boycott a supermarket chain over the exploitation of its produce growers. I love it when women’s groups boycott businesses that advertise on misogynist…

Breakthrough Theatre stages The Facts of Life Live

Thursday, May 2 – The Facts of Life Live through May 12 8 p.m. (3 p.m. Sunday matinee) Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park 407-920-4034 breakthroughtheatre.com $10-$12 For a certain latchkey generation of post-Little Darlings pseudo-feminists, the weekly televised tumult surrounding an ensemble of boarding-school girls in Peekskill, N.Y., was…

On sale this week: KISS at Amway Center

On sale: Friday, May 3 KISS 7:30 p.m., Friday, Aug. 16 Amway Center, 400 W. Church St. 800-745-3000 amwaycenter.com $35-$95 Down the road: Phoenix, May 8 at House of Blues Dirty Bourbon River Show, May 9 at The Social Milk Carton Superstars CD Release Show, May 10 at Backbooth Cheap Trick, May 10 at Hard…

GAMELANDO: Game Review: ‘Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon’

Cyber-Sex The muffled ‘clink-clank’ of my cybernetic legs compliment a cheesy 80’s club beat as I creep through the jungle towards the rat bastard. He doesn’t suspect a thing and my blood is boiling. Suddenly a loud “CRACK” from above and I jerkily fling my bow to the clouds. I just barely make out a…

Remix: a fresh take on the Paloma cocktail

Cinco de Mayo means cocktail columns don’t have a choice: If it’s May, the recipe has to be tequila. Last year’s grilled-pineapple margarita was, if I may say so, a great drink, but this one’s a bit less labor-intensive. (If you’re grilling on Sunday, though, give it a try.) This year, we’re diverging from the…

IBM scientists create short film by animating atoms

You’ve heard of short films, but now we’ve moved into a new realm: small films. IBM engineers created this 90 second short film by magnifying atoms (100 million times) and manipulating them into a remarkable little 8-bit block style animated film called A Boy and His Atom. Well played, science. Well played. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC3xW5hwGn4

Comedian Bobcat Goldthwait brings his stand-up gig to Orlando Improv

photo by Mindy Tucker Thursday-Sunday, May 2-5 – Bobcat Goldthwait 8 p.m. Thursday; 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. Friday; 7:30 p.m. and 10:15 p.m. Saturday; 7:30 p.m. Sunday Orlando Improv 9101 International Drive 407-480-5233 theimprovorlando.com $17-$20 Please, a little respect. Bob “Bobcat” Goldthwait is no longer the trembling raw nerve of his early film performances…

Savage Love

I am a 23-year-old straight man. My ex-girlfriend and I started dating in high school, when we were both 17, and continued dating until I broke up with her the summer after our freshman year in college because things felt too serious. We continued to have sex, but I blocked out all my feelings for…

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19) Are you afraid that you lack a crucial skill or aptitude? Do you have a goal that you’re worried might be impossible to achieve because of this inadequacy? If so, now is a good time to make plans to fill in the gap. If you formulate such an intention, you will…

Tip Jar

Cask & Larder adds Saturday brunch, Smart Coffee HD opens, you-pick blueberry farm opens for the season and more

Underdogs of the NBA playoffs to root for

The postseason is no fun without a team to root for, so I can hardly blame the Magic fans I know for being indifferent to the playoffs, especially the first round. But then, of course, there was the singular interest in witnessing Dwight Howard’s demise leading a Kobe-less Lakers that kept everybody mildly invested, but…


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