Mar 6-12, 2019

Mar 6-12, 2019 / Vol. 35 / No. 12
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Central Florida death metal legends Massacre announce Orlando show

Central Florida death metal OGs Massacre — responsible for the 1991’s album From Beyond — have regrouped, with guitarist Rick Rozz and vocalist Kam Lee at the helm of this particular incarnation. And Orlando metal maniacs are in for a treat, as the band have announced a comeback show in our own backyard! This is the only…

Florida House hammers UCF leaders, state university board in new report

A draft report from the Florida House’s ethics committee released Monday hammered University of Central Florida leaders and the state university board system. The report from the House Public Integrity and Ethics committee focused on the university’s illegal misdirection of $85 million in leftover operating funds from the state, part of which was used replace…

Get ready for a Freestyle Explosion in Orlando this summer

The Freestyle Explosion roadshow is like a mini-festival, gathering together the brightest artistic lights of this bubbly, synthy, undeniably danceable 1980s (and beyond) musical movement. The movement was defined by dance-floor fillers from the likes of Lisa Lisa, Steve B., Shannon and the Cover Girls. And now this package tour is rolling into Orlando this…

Get a free stack of pancakes today at Orlando IHOPs

Get a free fluffy stack of buttermilk hot cakes today at IHOPs across Orlando in honor of National Pancake Day. From 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. on March 12, IHOP will be offering a complimentary short stack at certain locations in Orlando, which you can find here. IHOP Free Pancake Day is March 12th!!! Put…

Mexican pop icon Luis Miguel will play Central Florida in June

Today, Tampa’s Amalie Arena announced that six-time Latin Grammy winner Luis Miguel has scheduled a June 25 stop in Central Florida. The 48-year-old has been at it for 37 years and sold more than 100 million albums that span a wide breadth of the Latin music spectrum. The announcement comes at an interesting time for…

Florida Republicans want to ban nonexistent ‘sanctuary cities’ again

Though Florida has never actually established so-called “sanctuary cities,” Republican state lawmakers are still attempting to pass a ban on them. The issue crept to the surface once again last month when state Sen. Joe Gruters, R-Sarasota, proposed a bill that would ensure local governments comply with requests from federal immigration authorities. Republican Gov. Ron…

Pop-punkers Sum 41 announce Orlando show this May

Canadian pop-punk godfathers Sum 41 are back and they’ve announced a series of “intimate” North American club shows as part and parcel of their “No Personal Space” tour set to kick off at the end of April. Orlando fans will have plenty of face time with the band since the tour is stopping at the Abbey…

Sideward Brewing opens in Orlando’s Milk District

Sideward Brewing Company has finally opened in Orlando’s Milk District. The new brewery, taproom and kitchen held a soft opening last week and plans to be open Tuesday through Saturday, 3 p.m. to 10 p.m. Sideward Brewing, which is located in a century-old warehouse at 210 N. Bumby Ave., will serve “inventive beer, cider, cold brew, and…

Florida pelican bites Maryland asshole after getting tackled

A Florida pelican bit a Maryland man’s face after being tackled in Key West last week. The Baltimore Sun reports the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is investigating Hunter Hardesty after he posted a video of himself on Facebook attacking the federally protected brown pelican. The Monroe County Sheriff’s Office says the FWC informed…

Band of the Week: Jordan Foley & the Wheelhouse

Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s “Band of the Week.” Every week, we highlight one of our favorite local bands. This week, we’re pleased to bring you Jordan Foley & the Wheelhouse. Jordan Foley is playing Thursday, March 14 at Will’s Pub with Matt Woods and Christina Wagner. Jordan Foley & the Wheelhouse are playing March 21…

The cutest ball of emu fluff was just born at Gatorland

A baby emu named Beeper was born in Gatorland last week, marking the first time an egg from the seven emus that arrived at the theme park in 2008 has hatched. Beeper’s gender is unknown, but blood work will be done in a few weeks to determine it, according to a press release from Gatorland. For now, this…

Orlando prodigal sons SWIMM to play the Social tonight

Los Angeles-via-Orlando alt-rockers SWIMM are making another brief swing through the City Beautiful tonight, playing a downtown gig with Gary Lazer Eyes. Additionally, the core duo of Chris Hess and Adam Winnand have a brand new single out, “Windows Up,” available through Spotify and other digital outlets. The fun starts tonight at the Social at…

Latin music megastar Maluma announces Orlando show this autumn

Pop-reggaeton singer and Latin Grammy nominee Maluma has announced an extensive North American tour later this year in support of his upcoming new album 11:11 and, fear not, the City Beautiful is one of only two Florida shows on this outing. Maluma released new single “HP” at the beginning of March, and in a recent…

Florida is a haven for rich people who hate paying taxes

Let’s face it: The entire nation favors the rich when it comes down to giving back, paying one’s fair share, etc. But Florida is apparently among those states particularly attractive to the wealthy as a kind of homegrown tax shelter. According to WalletHub, a financial website that sends us interesting little tidbits, oh, every five…

Kurt Vile treats the Beacham to classic rock-inspired indie jams

In the “KV Crimes” music video, Kurt Vile lolls around Philadelphia in a homemade palanquin, plastic crown perched just so on those unmistakable waist-grazing locks. He’s the king of Philly – and a definite contender for World’s Chillest Guy. Vile’s songs stretch toward the existential, loaded with ramblin’ stretches of capital-J Jam, but as in…

Techno godfather Kevin Saunderson brings Detroit beat to Elixir

Most of the last four decades of electronic dance music (EDM, breaks, electro-industrial, et fucking al) wouldn’t exist without Detroit techno. And Kevin Saunderson is one of that movement’s pillars and torch-bearers. Saunderson went to school with fellow legends Juan Atkins and Derrick May, becoming inspired to start making music himself after he witnessed his…

Quantum Leap Winery hosts annual LoveFest fundraiser for Mills 50

The annual LoveFest block party fundraiser for Mills 50 returns to the shady brick street outside of Quantum Leap Winery this weekend. Enjoy live music from the likes of the States and Milk Carton Superstars while browsing goods from local vendors and grabbing bites from food trucks. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday; Quantum Leap Winery, 1312…

Florida Senate passes repeal of ban on smokable medical marijuana

The Florida Senate voted overwhelmingly to repeal the state’s ban on smokable medical marijuana Thursday afternoon. The bill passed the Senate 34-4, with opposition from Sens. Keith Perry, R-Gainesville; Doug Broxson, R-Gulf Breeze; George Gainer, R-Panama City; and Ed Hooper, R-Clearwater. The proposed measure allows patient to purchase up to 2.5 ounces of medical marijuana for smoking every…

Jay-Z’s company helps get case dismissed against Central Florida boy who refused to stand for Pledge of Allegiance

Rapper Jay-Z’s philanthropic team has reportedly helped secure the dismissal of a case against an 11-year-old Central Florida boy who refused to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance last month, Complex reports. Team ROC, a division of Jay-Z’s entertainment company, helped Jabari Talbot, a sixth-grade student at Lawton Chiles Middle School, score the legal victory.…

New Earth Fare location will open in Orlando’s SoDo district

Earth Fare, the grocery store chain known for its organic and natural foods, announced they will be opening a new location in Orlando’s SoDo District on March 20. The new store will be at the corner of Orange Avenue and Gore Street. The ribbon-cutting ceremony on March 20 starts at 7 a.m., and the grand opening…

No Quarter to bring a dose of Led Zeppelin to Bike Week

Live music has always been an important facet of Daytona’s gargantuan Bike Week throwdown. And this year’s event is going to kick off with appropriate pomp and circumstance with hard-touring Led Zeppelin tribute act No Quarter coming to town. The Seattle band has been playing out for over a decade as Jimmy Page and company,…

Disney’s new Star Wars land will debut in Orlando on Aug. 29

This morning Disney CEO and Chairman Bob Iger announced the opening dates for the Star Wars-themed lands at both Disneyland and Walt Disney World. During the annual Meeting of Shareholders in St Louis, Missouri, Iger stated that the Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge lands will open earlier than expected in Disneyland on May 31, 2019, and…

Orlando’s Dixie Dharma plans to open Tampa spot at Armature Works

Orlando vegan hotspot Dixie Dharma plans to open another location in Tampa food hall Armature Works in April!  Soon-to-be slinging 100 percent plant-based southern comfort food, DD has sent out a hiring bat signal for all positions to gear up for its launch next month. Vegans, rejoice! If the new Armature Works tenant plans on sticking…

Emerald City Cabaret mixes burlesque and cringe at the Venue

The countdown to the October closing of Ivanhoe Village’s the Venue continues this week with yet another chance to see some top-notch burlesque. Hosted by Ivy Daniels, Emerald City puts their tongues firmly in cheek with Cringeworthy Cabaret, a set of routines designed to make you squirm as much as they titillate. Get your gawks…

Florida lawmakers want to avoid another disastrous recount by fixing election problems

Voters would have more time to “cure” ballot signature discrepancies, county canvassing boards could start counting absentee ballots earlier and election supervisors would have more time to submit recount results, under a sweeping elections proposal approved Tuesday by a key Senate committee. The measure is geared at resolving issues that arose during last year’s elections,…

Doom metal legends Earth announce Orlando show in June

Pacific Northwest drone/doom metal innovators Earth – led by the inimitable Dylan Carlson – have announced a U.S. tour today and it looks as though the band will be steamrolling the City Beautiful once again in June. And it’s their only Florida show! In even more good news for those who like their heavy music…

Florida Sen. Marco Rubio still wants to make Daylight Saving Time permanent

U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio still wants to make Daylight Saving Time permanent via a bill he reintroduced Wednesday. It’s called the “Sunshine Protection Act,” and it would establish Daylight Saving Time year-round for the entire U.S. It’s basically the same piece of legislation passed by Florida legislators last year, which was later signed by then-Gov.…

Floridians aren’t feeling Trump in 2020, survey finds

Florida voters may finally be tiring of President Donald Trump. In a poll conducted by Bendixen & Amandi International, Politico reports that 40 percent of registered Sunshine State voters said they support Trump’s re-election in 2020, while 53 percent said they don’t support a second term for the Republican incumbent. The sentiment, of course, rests…

19 free shows happening in Orlando this week

Wednesday, March 6:Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 p.m. at Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 p.m. at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday, March 7:Leisure Chief 10:30 p.m. at Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 p.m. at Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park.…

A Florida man actually tried to board a flight to Orlando with a fake grenade

A St. Augustine man was stopped by officials Tuesday after trying to board a flight from Pennsylvania to the Orlando Sanford International Airport with a fake grenade and a real, unassembled rocket-propelled launcher. The man’s bag set off an alarm at the Lehigh Valley International Airport as it went through the Transportation Security Administration’s baggage security system, according to…

SeaWorld Orlando plans to debut new Sesame Street land by March 27

SeaWorld Orlando’s new immersive Sesame Street land will open this month, the company announced this morning. “Sesame Street at SeaWorld” will officially debut March 27, and will feature all the landmarks of the popular children’s television show including the 123 stoop, Hooper’s Store and Big Bird’s Nest. The area, which will be located in the…

Rollins welcomes folk singer Janis Ian for a free rare Florida performance

Though she’s shunned the pop-culture spotlight throughout her storied career, folk singer Janis Ian’s songs always find their way to a new generation of eager listeners. First breaking big as a teenager on the strength of taboo-busting single “Society’s Child” in the late 1960s, Ian retired and then returned to music in short order, scoring…

Legal Public Notices 3/06 issue

Orlando Legals Legal Public Notices AUCTION Extra Space Storage – Store 8841 9847 Curry Ford Road, Orlando, FL 32825 Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 9847 Curry Ford Road, Orlando,FL 32825 (407) 495-9612, March 19th, 2019 @…

The best concerts coming to Orlando this week

Scott Yoder The new Phantom of Rock returns to the City Beautiful with his full gang of glammed-up reprobates in tow. Yoder puts on a show with a capital “S.” 8 p.m. Wednesday, March 6, at Stonewall, $7 Spoon Dogs Hard-charging Central Florida garage ragers headline a free gig at the Nook with Drainer, Head…

Opening in Orlando: Captain Marvel, Apollo 11 and more

Opening this week: Captain Marvel It’s usually easy for Marvel to hide how derivative its source material can be, simply because DC is much slower to capitalize on its own assets. Two Ant-Man movies in, there’s still no sight of the Atom on the big screen, so does it really matter who got there first?…

Savage Love: ‘Loaded Questions’

Let’s say my kink is edging and I edge myself for a few days leading up to a date. Is it my responsibility to tell my potential partner? There are a few variables here that are important to note. This is a first/Tinder date, and it’s just a coffee date, BUT she and I have…


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