Mar 4-10, 2015

Mar 4-10, 2015 / Vol. 31 / No. 10

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OMA’s Maya Lin: A History of Water has the city excited about its flagship museum

Orlando Museum of Art’s massive Maya Lin exhibition, just the latest coup since museum director Glen Gentele took over, is cause to renew your OMA membership. The spectacular display is Lin’s first major show in Florida, a gathering of sculptures, installations and multimedia work addressing the natural world, particularly water – which, it’s safe to…

Big K.R.I.T. brings an empowering vibe to Venue 578

Mississippi’s own “King Remembered In Time,” Big K.R.I.T., brings his Pay Attention tour to Venue 578 (formerly Firestone Live). Come check out your “country cousin” at just one of four Florida stops on his southeastern tour, where he’s likely to be performing many tracks from his well-received 2014 album, Cadillactica. A true embodiment of modern…

Apartment complex threatens to fine tenants for bad reviews

When you’re a tenant renting an apartment and you have a bad experience, what’s the first thing you do? You shit talk the place, of course. You vent about it on Facebook, or – if you really want to warn people about the horrors or renting the same hellhole you fell into – you might…

Seen the old Red Fox sign at Will’s Pub yet?

It first appeared during Ralphfest 4 during a time when Lorna Lambey graced Will’s Pub stage, so I assumed the Red Fox sign that’s been serving as a backdrop at Will’s Pub for the past few weeks was on loan, but every time I go back for a show, there it still hangs. Many people…

Lucky you: 20 awesome ways to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in Orlando in 2015

Irish eyes are smiling all around town – here’s where: Thursday, 12 Alive After 5: It’s a Green Thing Enjoy green beer, live music, beverage samples, local vendors and food trucks. Thursday, 5-8 pm; downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street; $7; 407-302-2586; sanfordwelcomecenter.com. Saturday, 14 St. Paddy’s Afternoon Bash Specials include $3 green beers,…

Letters to a Satanist: Why does the Satanic Temple object to having ‘In God We Trust’ displayed in public buildings?

“In God We Trust” isn’t exclusive to a single religious view. Most religions center upon God worship. Why does The Satanic Temple object to “In God We Trust” being displayed in public buildings? This past month, Clark County, Washington, stirred controversy when, despite significant resistance, officials voted to allow a plaque engraved with “In God…

Universal Orlando to expand Halloween Horror Nights to 30 nights

Halloween Horror Nights fans, it’s your dream (nightmare?) come true: In honor of the 25th anniversary of Halloween Horror Nights, Universal Orlando is expanding this year’s fright fest to 30 full nights. Beginning on Sept. 18, Halloween Horror Nights will take place at the park on select dates, and though the park has yet to…

Council Watch: Blowing kisses at your city government so you don’t have to

Hooray! It’s Council Watch Monday! If you’re not street-scabbed, train-forlorn, tie-mad and generally hungover from yesterday’s VERY BIG FILLING OF THE BOWL for the Orlando City Soccer Lions game (you are), then you might want to tune into this fluttering of passing thoughts today. Specifically, this week will be the beginning (first read) of the…

Former Florida DEP employees say they were told not to use terms “climate change” or “global warming”

In Sunday’s Miami Herald, a story from the Florida Center for Investigative Reporting contains some distressingly revealing information from former employees of the state’s Department of Environmental Protection. According to former DEP volunteers and officials, including one attorney, employees of the department were cautioned not to use the terms “climate change,” “sustainability” or “global warming”…

This Little Underground: Torche, Wrong, House of Lightning (Backbooth)

After seeing the exhilarating heights that Torche prototype band Floor has reached on its triumphant return, it’s good to see some of those lessons of power and simplicity spill back over to the jumbo-jet doom-pop of Torche (Mar. 5, Backbooth). Their new album, Restarter, is one lean, mean mother, and their in-the-pocket set echoed that…

Mixer Month is here: Sip and vote in 15 Orlando bars

If you missed last year’s Great Orlando Mixer, you’ve probably been kicking yourself all year. Worry not: Your chance to experience Orlando Weekly’s fantastic flapper-themed cocktail party has come around again. The Great Orlando Mixer kicks up its heels at downtown’s swanky Cheyenne Station at 7 p.m. Thursday, March 26. Lucky partiers will vote on…

Orlando Psycho City Derby Girls announce dates for 2015 season

The Orlando Psycho City Derby Girls, one of the first roller derby leagues to pull together their fishnets and neon tanks and take to the skate rinks in Orlando, has announced its 2015 season. The league, which has been in existence since 2009, has four teams: the Arkham Assailants, Serial Thrillers, Sunnyland Slammers and new…

What consumer product do Floridians buy the most?

Look out, world. The Huffington Post and Yelp have teamed up on an incredible new project that tells you what the people of your state buy the most. And while you might find this shocking (doubtful), it turns out that Florida’s most purchased item is swimwear. Our people apparently buy that stuff up at at…

The tanks being filled at the new Sea Life attraction at I-Drive 360

While most of the attention surrounding I-Drive 360 has been on the massive Orlando Eye observation wheel (the largest observation wheel on the East Coast), the newest attraction complex coming to International Drive will also feature three other diversions. Skeletons, a museum of, well, skeletons; Madam Tussauds, a wax museum; and Sea Life aquarium will all…

New I-Drive Four Pass offers admission to four attractions for one price

As International Drive evolves and a number of massive new attractions are on track to open over the next two years (the announcement was just made that Skyfall, the world’s tallest drop-tower ride, will call I-Drive home in 2016; it’ll be located in the Skyplex, which will also feature the Polercoaster, which will be the…

Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus to retire its elephants

Earlier this year, when the Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus came to town, Seth Kubersky asked readers: Can we indulge in innocent enjoyment of the Greatest Show on Earth, or is it time to leave the past behind? Care of the animal performers who are part of most circus acts has increasingly come under criticism,…

‘Rock Band 4’ convinces dorks they can play guitar in 2015

It’s time to grab some red solo cups and invite over some old fraternity buddies, because Harmonix is back to convince people that playing guitar is as easy as pressing five colored buttons! After a long vacation, Rock Band 4 was just announced for Playstation 4 and Xbox One. Even better, it’s coming out this…

Believe me: Lil Wayne is coming to Gilt Nightclub in March

Lil Wayne had kind of a rough 2014, struggling with his label Cash Money over Tha Carter V and making it up to fans with his Sorry 4 the Wait 2 mixtape, but in case you guys have been sleeping on Gilt Nightclub’s calendar, your wait to hear live hits already released from the controversial album…

King Kong attraction confirmed for Universal Orlando

King Kong’s return to Islands of Adventure at Universal Orlando has been one of the worst-kept secrets of the theme park industry in recent memory. In fact, it was so poorly kept that executives at Comcast (Universal’s parent company) seemingly forgot themselves that it was still supposed to be a secret. In a conference call…

VIDEO: Highlights from Puppy Love Dog Festival

At Puppy Love Dog Festival, we invited pups from all over the city to join us for a day at the Acre, where treats and tricks aplenty lay in store for the perfect dog day. Watch the video above to see how much of a wagging success the event was, and check out our Puppy…

Lost in Trans-nation: Anti-trans bathroom bill clears committee

image via dailykos All of the symbolic caveats keep rolling in – that this is the next battle in the march toward LGBT equality, that the Florida Legislature surely has more to worry about than where people relieve themselves physically, that we’ve already achieved (as LGBT individuals) everything we need to with the advent of…

March 7: Welcome to the wonderful world of Wondermade marshmallows

Remember waaaaaay back in 2012 when we interviewed a pack of local up-and-coming artisans? Of course you do. You may even recall that one of our fab four small businesses was Wondermade, the Sanford-based husband-and-wife marshmallow company. We’ve written a fair bit about Jenn and Nathan Clark’s product since then (especially when fall rolls around…

This Little Underground: Cursive, Beach Slang and Megafauna (The Social)

Cursive’s knotty conceit has, by now, etched this Saddle Creek pillar permanently into the indie rock pantheon, and they always do well in Orlando (Mar. 3, The Social). But the openers for the latest sell-out show offered glimpses into the near future. By far the brightest was Philadelphia’s Beach Slang. With some pedigree from underrated…

30 free concerts this week in Orlando (3/4-3/10)

This week of free concerts is basically brought to you by Harley Davidson of Orlando, whose Orlando Harley Bike Week means free concerts for seven days, featuring the Lacs, Dave Rankin, Donnie Lee and more. You can also find free music downtown for Wall Street Plaza Block Party. But for this music fan, the standout…

‘Frank’ expresses more than his blank expression suggests

With a frighteningly blank expression, the title character of the British Independent Film Award-winning movie now streaming on Netflix, Frank, instills a childlike fascination in viewers who are as equally charmed and alarmed by his socially disarming persona as Frank’s enamored bandmates (including Maggie Gyllenhaal, who is surprisingly engrossing as the ticking time-bomb theremin player,…

Picks This Week: Torche, Elton John, Generationals and more

Generationals Bouncy NOLA duo Generationals return on their 2014 release, Alix, which swims in the summery pop sensibilities we just love to lap up here in Florida. 8 p.m. Wednesday, March 4, at the Social, $10-$12 Aesop Rock with Rob Sonic, Homeboy Sandman Hail Mary Mallon (indie hip-hop poster child Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic and…

A look at some of rap’s biggest supergroups and their rock counterparts

Like its rock & roll cousin, the rap supergroup is something like a musical summer camp – participants emerge from their pre-existing careers to flex their creative muscles, bounce ideas and generally have fun. Hail Mary Mallon (indie hip-hop poster child Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic and DJ Abilities) hits the Social on Thursday, March 5, in support of…

Savage Love (3/4/15)

wife issues. lack of intimacy. cuckold, etc. need help I’m guessing you’re a straight guy and you’re interested in cuckolding – the kink where the wife sleeps with other men, and either she tells the husband about her adventures or she “forces” him to watch her with other men. Cuckolding can involve elements of humiliation…

Have a ball or two at the Meatball Shoppe

Don’t confuse the Meatball Shoppe with the Meatball Shop in New York City. Isabella Morgia di Vicari and Jeff Morgia’s Lake Underhill eatery is remarkably similar in concept to that baller Gotham franchise, but if the Meatball Shop is Batman, its Orlando counterpart is more like Captain Subtraction. Yes, less is more here – less…

Gimme Shelter (3/4/15)

This week’s featured pet is Stewy (Animal ID A312143). He’s a friendly 12-year-old white and “gold” Pekingese. Stewy was found as a stray and is in need of a new home. After last week’s viral dress controversy that almost broke the Internet, Stewy has asked us the question, “Wait, is my fur white and gold,…

This Little Underground: The Bunny the Bear unmasked

Those music heads rueful over the dissipation of the record club that convened monthly at Lil Indies – all dozen of us – take note that the Will’s Pub-Lil Indies complex has recently added a well-curated film component to its music culture menu. So far, they’ve screened well-chosen documentaries about the San Diego scene (It’s…


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